Noises Off... Page #13

a good old-fashioned plate of...

Curtain!

[Selsdon] What's this?

Only one thing I'm missing now

and that's a good old-fashioned plate of...

[audience] Sardines!

[laughter and cheers]

Bravo!

Yes! I did it!

We did it!

[Lloyd] My wonderful cast!

I knew we'd make it.

Never doubted it for a moment.

Let me tell you something.

You are a wonderful stage doorkeeper.

Look at these two. Don't they make

a wonderful couple together?

Tim's wonderful.

She's wonderful, whoever she is.

Poppy's wonderful.

The baby's going to be wonderful.

We're all wonderful.

I'm wonderful!

That's all it takes to have a success.

Wonderful actors,

wonderful teamwork, dedication...

six months on the road, professionalism.

Plus something else.

I think some kind of miracle.

Don't forget the miracle!

Yes, and by the way, another funny thing

happened out there on the road.

I didn't tell you about this one.

What, you don't believe this?

Let me tell you something. Neither do I.

Never seen anything like it in my life,

but then what did Shakespeare say?

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