Now You See Him, Now You Don't Page #4

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Do you know he's had two holes

and one on the front nine?

What I don't understand is why nobody

ever asked him to join the club?

Nobody ever thought

he had that kind of talent.

It's still impossible to believe.

- [Dexter] I'm sorry.

- That's okay.

How come you said that?

- What?

- That's okay.

You just bumped into me and said

you were sorry. So I said, "That's okay."

But I didn't bump into you.

- I'm sorry.

- That's okay.

I believe that's a two.

That's all right.

I'll give you that one.

He's already had four holes in one.

Do you think he could make another one?

Would you keep these people quiet?

This is very difficult.

People, please be quiet.

Dean Higgins is trying to concentrate.

[Ball bouncing off trees]

That's amazing, Higgins!

I can't believe it!

- Schuylar, what club should we use here?

- I think you ought to use this one, sir.

- You've had a lot of luck with it.

- Good thinking.

[Dexter] It's not over yet. Get out of there.

That's one of the most incredible

rounds of golf I've ever seen.

Thank you,

but with all the excitement,

we forgot to mention Medfield's

participation in the Forsythe Award.

Consider yourself entered.

A man who plays golf like you,

how can we keep your school out?

Let me buy you a drink.

I want to introduce you

to some of the members.

I don't as a rule,

but we mustn't forget Collingsgood.

- Come along, Edgar!

- He can change his shoes in the car.

[Whistling]

[Water running]

Boss, I got the car...

What's the matter? Is something wrong?

- I think I must be going nuts.

- That's too bad, boss.

If you weren't my sister's son,

I'd fire you!

- I always forget you're my uncle.

- Take your hands off me.

I'm sorry I reminded you.

[Buzzer]

Winifred, if that's somebody else

calling to congratulate me

would you just thank them

and take their names?

Who? I'll talk to him, yes.

It's Collins, from TeleSports.

Hello, Mr. Collins.

Thank you. It was just one of those days,

where I put everything together.

Challenge Golf?

I don't know.

For how much?

Yes, you can count on me!

I'll be there today!

Thank you.

Winifred, would you call the airport

and get me two tickets to Oceanview City?

Then, get a hold

of Richard Schuylar for me.

You know that $50,000

mortgage payment we're worried about?

We don't have to

worry about that anymore.

Hey, Druffle.

Where is everybody?

They're all out at the airport

to see Dean Higgins off.

Where's he going?

Up to Oceanview.

He's playing in a golf tournament.

Winner take all.

Dean Higgins is gonna

play golf against pros?

Incidentally, Schuylar wants you

to get to the airport as soon as you can.

- He says things are rather desperate.

- Yeah, I'll bet.

Listen, what time does the plane leave?

- I think he said 10:30.

- Oh, no!

[Tires screeching]

And furthermore, I want it to be known,

that all the proceeds

from my golf victory today

will go to Medfield College.

[Cheering]

- I wonder where Dexter is.

- Will you forget about Dexter?

Oh, no! What's he doing out there?

I think he wants us to stop the plane, sir.

- What for?

- He probably wants to get on board.

Don't you think maybe we ought to let him?

Of course not!

What do we need with him? Sit back.

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the first tee.

The trouble on this hole

are some trees on the left fairway,

but I don't think any of our golfers

will have any trouble with that.

And here is Billy Casper,

former Open champ,

considered by many to be

one of the best putters on the tour.

Trying for the $50,000 first prize.

[Higgins] Billy.

You mind? This is a little something

that could help you. I picked this up.

He seems to be getting a few tips

from Dean Higgins, involving the hands.

Wrist, you know what I mean? Wrist.

[Reporter] That's a beauty.

Higgins' tips obviously helped.

He's well away from the trouble.

Out about 270 yards.

And here's controversial Dave Hill.

Former Vardon trophy winner.

A beautiful shot.

He's right out there with Mr. Casper.

It'll be interesting to see

how Dean Higgins' unorthodox swing

holds up against this competition.

There's a pro!

That's an interesting shot.

I wonder what Dean Higgins has in mind.

I don't have time for interviews now.

Maybe later.

[Reporter] We're watching Dean Higgins

in his first attempt at getting out of a trap.

He's entering the trap now,

assuming his stance.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're waiting

for some word on Dean Higgins.

Here are our pros

Dave Hill and Billy Casper.

- Where is he?

- We're not sure.

- You mean, he's still out there on a safari?

- I'm afraid so.

Our mobile crew thinks

they've located him.

- He's around the 12th fairway.

- Beautiful.

Jim, come in.

Tom, I've spotted his caddy

by a thicket on the left side.

Dean Higgins must be in it because the

caddy sure is passing in a lot of clubs.

It's out! Right...

Which club now?

I think you better use the one you got.

It's the straightest one we have left.

We're sorry Dean Higgins

can't be with us at this moment,

but something unprecedented

has happened.

We seem to have lost him.

But in the meanwhile, we want

to thank Dave Hill and Billy...

Just a moment.

Yes, Jim.

We seem to have found him.

He's having trouble on the 13th hole.

If you ask me, I think

we ought to throw it up there.

I didn't ask you.

Besides we're on TV.

You want people to think I can't shoot

my way out of a little difficulty?

Where'd it go?

But I'm getting all wet!

What do you think is happening to me?

Just stay away!

I think you better turn around!

[Screaming]

Crazy, isn't it? How could a guy be

so good one week and so lousy the next?

There's something weird

going on around here, all right.

I'll lay you odds if you keep your eye

on Dexter Riley and that creative lab,

you'll find out what it is.

Not one word.

I don't want to hear a single word.

You, take those things and get rid of 'em.

Yes, sir.

[Higgins] Come in!

- All right, what is it?

- It's about the Forsythe Award, sir.

It's an idea of what Druffle plans

to prove with his bumble bee experiments.

Of course, he will use real bees.

And here's more or less of an outline

of what he's trying to prove.

Well, it looks very promising.

I think he's definitely

on the brink of a solution.

I hope so, Lufkin, because frankly,

I think that Druffle is our last chance.

[Buzzer]

Yes, Winifred?

[Winifred] I hate to disturb you,

but could Druffle come in and see you?

Of course he can.

She lets every nincompoop

in this school in here,

then she hesitates to let

a real scholar like Druffle in.

[Knocking]

Yes, come in.

Mr. Lufkin has been explaining to me...

Who are you?

[Mumbling]

- What did he say?

- I don't know.

[Mumbles] The bees...

What's that again?

It's Druffle.

"Bitten by bumble bees.

Doctor says I'm allergic to them.

"Will have to abandon experiment.

Am taking pills. May be ready next year."

We're through!

There goes the Forsythe Award.

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