Ocean's Thirteen Page #4
Will do, sir. Consider it done.
I do thank you for your time.
If you really wanna put yourself to
good use, why don't you hit the tables?
Oh, I don't gamble, sir. Neither
should you, not with people's lives.
I'll screen the meetings more
carefully next time. Sorry, Mr. Bank.
And now we have a camera
in Bank's office.
I'll see you, Reuben.
A letter from Basher.
"Dear Reuben."
"As the band said, 'Two
hearts beat as one'."
"When men have been in battle
together, they are bonded..."
"... like the flower and
the soil and the sun."
"And like the moon
catches the light..."
Reuben, I'm gonna go ahead
on and leave this...
... here.
I'll see you, pal.
So she says, "What'd
I do, what'd I do?""
And I said, "What do I look
like, a pancake eater?"
-So you just left it there on the floor?
-Right on the floor.
-For how long?
-Next morning.
Good.
Yeah.
Thanks, Debbie.
Pack your swimsuit.
All right.
I don't wanna see any slack faces
in the front of the house.
-Only happy faces. No slack faces.
-Right.
-Go! Go, go!
-Right.
I'm sorry.
-Mr. Shields!
-Thanks, thanks.
Where are you going? We got you
booked through grand opening.
A friend of mine, a
very serious man...
... told me very seriously that it would
be a good idea if I left the hotel.
I'm taking his
suggestion, Willy.
He can't be too serious if he knew
what I got in store for you now.
Willy, I'm out of here.
Thank you
-Oh, come on.
-See you, Willy.
-I really hate to see you go, man.
-Let's go.
Bank here.
Confirmed?
-Where?
-The gentleman in the trilby, sir.
The what?
The Dr. Dolittle hat.
Well, why didn't
you just say that?
Okay.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
-Excuse me, Mr...?
-Chubb, Kensington Chubb.
How do you do, Mr. Chubb,
would you like to follow me?
to move things along...
How very nice of you.
No, no, no.
Her Highness is a
very delicate animal.
It upsets her so if anyone
but Papa carries her about.
-All's well, dear.
-Why don't you just follow me?
You're very considerate. I do
appreciate what you're doing for me...
Oh, sorry.
-Why does he get to go...?
-He's a VIP.
So, what's that make me? A VUP?
A very unimportant person?
I have a reservation.
Why don't you go on break, Jim?
I'll handle this guest.
Hello, sir. Sorry for the wait.
Welcome to The Bank.
Hello. Kensington Chubb here.
Saul, it's me. He's in his room. Blast him.
Got it.
Gloves and mask. Don't
take any chances.
Got it.
Hello. Front desk.
Yes, I'm in room 1706 and there's
some sort of terrible smell in here.
It smells like... Well,
I need-I need to move.
Certainly, sir. I'll just see
if we have anything available.
I'm sorry, sir. We are fully booked
through the grand opening gala.
I'll let you know if
anything opens up.
-Enjoy your stay at The Bank. Goodbye.
-But I...
Let the VIP concierge know that I'm
ready to see all available rooms.
-Right away, Mr. Chubb.
-Thank you.
Her Highness is so very
sensitive to smells.
If you keep complaining...
... they will fire us
all just for listening.
I'm just saying the
conditions are brutal.
You can't disagree.
The money... short.
The hours... way too long.
That's Mexico, bro.
Have all of you
forgotten Zapata?
When the poor had
their land stolen...
... they figured it
was lost for good.
But Zapata said to them...
It is better to die
on your feet...
... than to live on your knees.
And they fought.
And they fought.
Hello. I'd like a table for one. I
hear your risotto is tremendous.
It is tremendous. The
name on the reservation?
I'm a walk-in.
I'm sorry, sir. I can't
accommodate you.
Those are reserved. May I recommend
one of our other restaurants?
Ling Su. Cantonese-inspired
Szechuan cuisine.
Great.
Okay, it is not a
prop for prop's sake.
No, the Brody can work.
What? Just 'cause you have the
greatest cover known to man..., right?
So you don't even have to think
about these things anymore?
Right, congratulations.
No, maybe you're getting soft.
No, I'm not gonna put Danny on.
Or Rusty.
Just..., goodbye, Dad.
Okay. I rerouted all the impulses
going to the main randomizer.
In blackjack, the best
score you can get is 21.
It's called blackjack. So
the result should be...
... 20s and blackjacks to all the
players, with a dealer "bust".
Your cards. That's mine.
Okay, do over. Do over.
Okay, I'll keep working.
-Good.
-Good.
Yeas, I'll have the dumplings and
the shiitake-mushroom tempura.
-And a sparkling water.
-Okay. Thank you.
I'm gonna finish this.
"Staff".
"Casino".
"Food".
"Room cleanliness".
At this point, there's nothing
I can do to help him.
You said that he'd be,
whatchamacallit, ambulatory by now.
-Are you keeping his spirits buoyed?
-We're working on it.
Thanks, Stan.
No, no. That's way too much. It's
not like I removed a bullet.
This time.
-Dr. Stan. Great.
-Hey, Linus. How's it going?
-We're dead.
-What?
-The factory in Mexico is offline.
-Offline?
-What does that mean exactly?
-I couldn't get details. It just shut down.
-You don't think that he...?
-Yeah, I do, oh boy...
So he says that they want their bread
and they want their roses too.
You gotta get down there
and straighten this out.
-But he doesn't listen to me.
-You're going.
If we don't get this factory back online,
we're gonna have to dock this showboat.
What he means is the whole
operation hinges...
Dude, I got the showboat metaphor.
Thank you, Linus.
-All right, I gotta get back.
-What?
What do you mean, what? A little
something for the effort, maybe.
We pool tips! The other guys
are gonna think I'm kiting.
-All right, okay, fine. Come on.
-Come on.
You want it to come out of my pocket?
That's not nice...
I ain't got money
till I get my check.
-Yeah?
-What is this?
Take it easy.
What's the problem?
The tri-cone optimizers that feed
into the nipple-sleeve receivers...
... perforated their lubricating bladders
and began punching against the side walls.
Picture a knee, but without any cartilage.
Bone on bone.
There's a shearing effect when
alloys of different density abrade.
-The softer of the two...
-Magnetizes, reversing polarization.
Where's that put us?
Cattled.
Ok the good news is, there's another B-600,
availlable the one that dug the Chunnel.
I thought we had the one
that dug the Chunnel.
-We did.
-This one dug from the French side.
The bad news is, we're
timing the short we're gonna
have to buy this one
and it's expensive.
How much do we have left?
If I tap the whole contingency,
just over 10 million.
-How close does that get us?
-No.
-How much is it?
-Thirty...
-Thirty?
-... six.
Thirty-six?
-There's no way to do it without the drill?
-The drill's the exit strategy.
Well, is there a way
for us to raise money?
I've got everything I
have in this already.
-So do I.
-Me too.
We all do.
If any one of us was lying up in that bed,
Reuben wouldn't rest till he made it right.
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