Ocean's Thirteen Page #6

No, no. You call Teddy

Sanders in Promotions.

I did that and he promised

you the very first one...

... as soon as it comes off

the line in September.

Well, that's July for me.

You just make it happen.

What'd he say about Samsung?

He said he used to bowl

with the owner of Samsung.

Well, call Danny.

Oh and tell Danny I know the perfect guy

we can use for the roper at the Expo.

I thought we were

addressing this.

-We were. We are. Randall is.

-I must've put too much...

Don't blame yourself. He

should've fired you a week ago.

Bye.

Are you having a nice day?

And you, sir? How's

your Bank experience?

-Well, it's...

-Can I be of personal assistance to you?

This is quite unorthodox.

I have never found myself talking

directly to a hotel owner.

I understand. You're

just a customer.

And I'm just an

engaged innkeeper.

-Spot on.

-Spot on.

Well, so far, in my book...

... this establishment is aces.

Aces? That's good. The

ace of diamonds...

... I hope.

I see what you're...

Diamonds, indeed. Yes!

-Your apartment with

everything that we like.

A lovely new living room

from Walter E. Smithe.

-Hey.

-Hey.

Okay, the guard by the main

elevator shaft has a little

Hitler for a son. A

real Ritalin sniffer.

-You okay?

-Yeah, no, I just bit into a pepper and...

Anyway...

Is that...?

Are you...?

Are you watching Oprah?

With a bottle of wine?

-Did you TiVo this?

-I was reading the paper.

With the sound at full volume?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Hold on, hold on.

And not one, not two, not

three, but 12 new beds.

It's not just about the kids. I

mean, I'm happy for the kids.

I think we've come up with

the answer to your prayers.

This is what I think we're gonna do.

We are buying you a house!

How's it going in Mexico?

Well, Turk's there.

Are they really gonna

build her a new home?

Yeah, for the whole family.

Then what did you say?

-What could I say?

-Nothing.

That's what I said.

Hey.

-You guys been talking to my father?

-Why would we do that?

That's not a no.

Well, look... He just wanted to

know how the nose was working.

Oh, I knew it, man. He

just can't leave it alone.

-What'd you say?

-Oh, I told him the nose plays.

-The nose does play.

-It plays.

-It's great.

-It's huge.

Turk? Hey, are you gonna

get the factory open?

Hell, yes! We just gotta

break management!

They can't keep

treating us like this!

Well, I gotta go!

Yeah, Ortega here.

Mr. Ortega,

-this is Vice Principal Meckler.

-Oh, no...

I'm afraid so. We've had another

incident with Manny and Ms. Kelso.

It was the leg this time.

We need somebody to come

down and pick him up.

My wife can't...?

I'm sorry, sir, your wife..., we

haven't be able to get a hold of her.

We've left messages.

Yo, yo, yo! Buddy, buddy! Do me a favor.

Cover my post for half an hour.

Oh, man, I was just

about to go on break.

Come on, man. Help me out. My kid

just bit the lunch lady again.

-Really?

-Yeah...

-Yeah, all right.

-All right, man, I owe you one, all right?

Yeah, you do.

All right.

According to this...

... the room where the

diamonds are held...

... is directly above here.

A quarter of a billion

dollars' worth of diamonds...

... and 18 inches of poured

concrete in the way.

Man, we can't drill

through that.

It's just one thing too many.

We're talking about a

secure room, Terry.

This isn't a glass box these

diamonds are housed in.

This is 2-inch-thick,

concussion-proof glass.

Wired with pressure-sensitive

7-digit coded alarms.

Kill the power to the hotel.

It's worked for you before.

No, no, no, see, the case and the alarm

both have independent power supply.

And then besides, you don't run the

same gag twice. You do the next gag.

How big a deal is it if we

don't get the diamonds?

You have all your

affairs in order?

All right. So, what

we have to do...

... is get inside that glass

case and switch in the replicas.

How are we supposed to get in the room?

Bank is the only one with access, right?

-Sponder has too.

-What, Sponder has access?

Then we're in.

Sponder's a...

Well, I believe the

term is "cougar".

It's not my term. I read

about it in Maxim magazine.

Okay, well. Let's get

Rusty in position...

No, not Rusty. Me. I'm

in I'm already in there.

I put this whole thing in motion

before I even realized it.

I'm so deep into Pepperidge, I don't

even think. I just react. I am him.

You know what? Okay, great.

Great.

Would you just tell them?

Oh, now you don't

understand English?

She was not trying not to laugh.

You know what?

-I can do it.

-He says he can do it.

-All right, Linus, go get her.

-All right...

Give him the accelerator.

-Natural? Chemical?

-I don't need an accelerator.

-Make it powerful.

-Thanks a lot.

-I'll fly in a Gilroy.

-Get two.

-You don't need it.

-Just one Gilroy. Last time you did two...

News from Mexico. From a

journalista I used to...

She's an ally of the workers.

What she tells me...

... is that the strike hinges

on working conditions...

... and the fact that labor feels

they're underpaid by 50 percent.

I'm sure you'll agree, Terry,

it's always about the money.

How much are we talking about?

-Thirty-six thousand.

-How many workers?

-Two hundred, give or take.

-All right, that's...

Just over 7 million dollars.

No, no. Not 36K per person.

36 total.

Turk and Virgil got them

holding out for $3.50 a week?

-It is a 5-percent increase.

-We'll write them a check.

We'll post-date it.

Remember, tell my

brother "hang tough".

This is Roman Nagel.

If your consciousness absolutely

has to intrude upon mine...

... leave me a message.

Hey, Roman? It's Livingston.

I heard you were out here, taking

some meetings and I was wondering...

... if you could help me out...

... with a technical problem I've been

having with one of my assignments.

And I was hoping that we could, you

know, keep it on the down low...

... from Danny and the other guys,

that I'm coming to you for help. So...

... call me when you get this.

Okay?

Okay.

Bye.

Was Sponder with him?

-"A whole new segment".

-Which car?

-Which Rolls?

-"Exclusive rights".

What's the ETA?

-"In Tunica, Mississippi".

-Okay.

He's on his way.

-Think he's gonna fall for this?

-You did.

You ready?

I was born ready.

Who advanced this?

Did I not say he was to

have this room to himself?

And what part of that

did you not understand?

-How are you?

-Good to see you.

I caught your show.

That kid is great.

Oh, thank you for that. Congratulations

on the enormity of your success.

-Back at you.

-Love and respect. Peace.

Good seeing you, Bernie.

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Oh, my God. Mr. Bank.

It's an honor, sir.

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-Is this documented?

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