Ocean's Thirteen Page #7

-Of course.

All the action makes the player feel

like they have a fighting chance...

... if you understand my meaning.

Check it out, ladies and gentlemen.

Mr. Bank is gonna give a young

and upcoming gamer a chance.

Give him a warm applause.

Come on now!

-All right. Make it quick.

-Thank you, sir.

Mr. Bank. First round of betting.

Next, dominoes!

Second round of betting.

Upcoming, community dominoes.

Mr. Bank, if a player wins on a

multiple of five on the first spin...

... he or she is a winner.

Payout, 5-to-1. But guess what.

They're already laying 11-to-1.

So when they win, Mr.

Bank, we win.

'Nuff Said.

That is good.

I tell you what. Why don't you

send me some of your literature...

... and we'll see

what we can do.

Literature, literature.

Mr. Bank, come on.

You don't need to read no literature.

All you need to do is feel it!

Well, I feel it. It's just that I don't

know if it's bankable. All right?

Bankable?

I'd like to place this

game in one of my casinos.

Now, that's what I'm talking about.

That's progressive thinking right there.

And I embrace the fact

that 'Nuff Said might

grow a whole new

segment in my hotels.

Hello!

And I'd like to lock this up right now.

Exclusive rights.

I wanna place this beautiful domino

table at our Tunica location.

Mississippi? That's where

games go to die, isn't it?

Stay out of this, Bank.

You already passed.

Really? Then do for him

what I'm prepared to.

Prime placement, center

room, Vegas, tonight.

Mr. Bank has three minutes,

you've got one. Go!

Well, there'll be a

series of brocades.

Then the dahlia shells, weeping

willows, tiger tails...

-Whoa, whoa. When's the jump?

-The motorcycle guy?

Mr. Roads will jump his motorcycle through

the fireworks and over the Bank...

You guys gotta get together on this.

Fireworks and stunts, all right?

You gotta be on the same page,

because all eyes of Vegas

are gonna be on me.

It's gotta be perfect.

And so, take it from the top.

-Yes, sir. Okay, around about 12:00...

-No, not around about. At 12.

The stroke of midnight. Go

off the Navy master clock.

Oh, don't make a

maniac out of me.

-Where the hell are they going?

-I don't really know what's happening, sir.

We've just lost two dozen of our biggest

players without an explanation.

Well, get an explanation!

Ms. Sponder, this just came in.

Rush express. Hand-delivered.

Oh, thank you. Thank you!

Thanks.

My pleasure.

Guys. Let's go.

My dear Mr. B., this is a thank

you for all that you've given me.

The opportunity, the kindness,

the warmth, the ch...

The one you couldn't get, huh?

The one you couldn't get.

THE GRAND OPENING

How did Ocean get

all my big players?

Would you like me to

have him removed, sir?

They'll all go with him.

-Hey.

-How are the matches?

Why don't you come

see for yourself?

All right.

Why don't you give me one reason not

to bounce your ass out of my place?

You know the reasons. You already

decided before you walked over here.

They were all booked here.

You took them.

What did you do, bribe them?

Buy them? Trick them?

Yes.

You brought them here

to rub it in my face.

You know, you're

half-smart, Ocean.

Why don't you get real smart?

Let them play here...

... and I'll give you 10

percent of their losses.

Now you give it to Reuben

if it'll make you feel...

I'm not that easy. You

almost killed him.

Twenty percent whenever

they gamble here.

Twenty?

So it's done?

-How do I know you won't...?

-We cash out every night, settle in cash.

Otherwise, take them back again.

-They'll need villas.

-Villas?

Okay.

Let's go, boys.

There we go. All right.

Let's hit the tables.

But I say, why not feel it?

Why not feel the rush?

Come on. Take a trip.

Shake my hand. Who knows?

Maybe you have what it

takes to break The Bank.

-Long past checkout time, sir.

-What? I'm in no condition to check out.

You've overstayed your reservation, sir.

We need the room.

Look, Nevada innkeeper laws make

it illegal to evict a guest...

Except in cases of public

health and safety, sir...

... when the occupant evidences

a flagrant repeated disregard

for acceptable standards

of personal hygiene.

I haven't disregarded

my hygiene.

-Yes, you have.

-Sir, what we're trying to say is...

... you've gone nose deaf.

-What?

You're oblivious to your

effect on other guests.

-I really don't see what effect...

-Fifteen minutes! Fifteen minutes!

Fifteen minutes. Hey,

fifteen minutes.

Pack your things or we will pack

them for you. Get the picture?

-What?

-Did you get the picture, sir?

-Do not make us come back, friend....,

-Pack your things.

Pack your things!

-... friend...

- Hey, okay.

Okay.

The Gilroy

-Well, hello there.

-There are no tomorrows, Mr. Pepperidge.

Call me Lenny.

I need this room.

I gave Mr. Chang a...

Mr. Weng a chance.

I need the Asian villas,

all the Asian villas.

Well, perhaps you'd

like to tell...

... Mr. Weng yourself.

In fact, I would. I would.

Because...

... you know, the last time we

spoke, he was quite rude to me.

Well, in that case, you'll

find him somewhere...

... between the cashier's cage and

the high-stakes Pai Gow room.

He was about to eat, when the

mood to play suddenly hit him.

It just hit him, just like that?

Well, I might've said

something to encourage him.

Why would you do that?

When you work for

a powerful man...

... sometimes the collar

can get a little tight.

Excuse me.

-Is it on?

-Yeah.

-Thanks, homes.

-You're welcome.

Nestor says hang tough.

Mr. Bank, I just wanna thank you

for throwing me out of your hotel.

-And who are you?

-Nobody.

All right, fellas.

You're such an idiot.

Careful.

He used to gamble too... I'm

not kidding you. Right here...

We're gonna need you standing

by in a support capacity.

Bad news just walked in.

All right, the

Bureau's in the house.

If they move towards blackjack,

somebody tip Livingston.

Let me welcome you to The Bank

with our finest Kubota sake.

And good to have you back, Denny.

Got some Grey Goose on ice for you.

Enjoy.

Livingston Dell? Federal

Bureau of Investigation.

We've got all the exits covered. You

got nowhere to go. Don't be stupid.

Hey, what is going on here?

You've been breached.

We've had this man under surveillance.

He rigs machines.

He rigs them?

We've been in contact with his company.

His background information was bogus.

How many machines has

he gotten his hands on?

I'm not sure.

-Well, let's change them out.

-We won't have enough.

The company's sending

over new machines.

If he rigs machines, he's

working with players.

We know he's involved with confederates.

We just don't know who they are.

If you see anything that looks

unusual, you contact us.

You bet. You think this is over?

This isn't over.

I'm pressing charges. State

and federal charges. Got it?

Now, get him off my floor.

Come on.

His fingerprints were all

over that shuffle machine.

Yes, sir.

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