Ocean's Thirteen Page #8

I need a name and all known

criminal associates.

Bank's gonna run the prints

off the shuffle machine.

Damn, he's good.

He'll get Livingston's

ID and known associates.

That's us.

What do we have in

place for this?

Nothing. They'll scoop us all up and

Bank'll have the best night of his life.

We can't get it to Bank.

I know what to do. We'll

set up a cartwheel.

Back of the house,

fifteen minutes.

Who's gonna hack this?

Well, the ideal person's in the

back of a car in handcuffs.

-I can handle it.

-Is anyone else available?

-This is Virgil. I'll give it a shot.

-I can handle it.

-Virgil it is.

-Get it done, Virg.

Switch off these out first

and then do the main floor.

Absolutely.

All right, time for the starter's gun.

Rusty, what's your twenty?

Anybody got eyes on Rusty? My

guys are getting roughed up...

... and they're gonna walk.

This is a two-man play.

Back in range. Just had to

make a last-minute pickup.

Hi, boys.

-Hey, there he is.

-Hey, Reuben!

-Reuben, welcome back.

-We missed you, buddy.

Reuben, welcome back.

Let's raise the minimum. I'd

like to play all the seats.

-Really? Pineapple?

-Yeah.

No, wait, wait. No, no. Not here.

Not here. I could lose my job.

Doesn't the forbidden make it seem

so much more pleasurable to you?

No, no. No, Abby. Abby. I can't be

free with myself in Mr. Weng's villa.

Is there another room?

-No, we're overbooked by 40 percent.

-Somewhere. Somewhere...

we can go where we can be alone.

-Please, Abby, take me.

-Okay. Come with me.

Cue the slots.

This is why we have soft openings,

so things like this don't happen.

-Get them fixed.

-Yes, sir.

Stunning.

-What is, me or the diamonds?

-Both.

You know, Lenny, I think you're

the most honest man in this town.

And I don't think we're gonna need the

security cameras for this next part.

Well, not unless you wanna

watch the playback.

I thought we agreed to

turn off our phones.

I know, but that's Bank.

He's the only one that

has that number and...

I could make you give

that back to me now.

You could try.

-Do you have any wine back there?

-I got everything you need back there.

Chateau d'yquem?

As long as it's not '73.

Send that to Bank's office.

-Yeah.

-Cue the cartwheel.

You got it.

Like, I was so happy when I saw

her, like, on the magazine, like...

She's actually one person, like, I

really, you know, want to do awesome.

Like, you know, want her

to actually get somewhere.

Hello. Oh, hey, Saul.

Came out here originally

for hotel management.

For school.

But, like...

... I don't know.

-Mr. Roads told us to wait inside.

-We'll be interviewing him.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-I'm so sorry, sir. I tried to stop him.

-Not your fault, sweetheart.

You can't stop a man who's

jumped 36 Greyhounds end-to-end.

It's all right, Lucille.

I'll speak with him. Yes?

Mr. Bank, do you know

what Chuck Berry said...

... every night before counting,

"One, two, three, four"?

-What did he say?

-"Pay me my money!"

-I'm sure my people will be...

-"In cash".

Cash?

You've already been

wired the money!

Mr. Bank, this is... This is...

This is a Fender Roads moment!

-You in yet?

-I hate that question.

Mr. Bank, Mr. Bank, listen. With all due

respect, with all due respect, sir...

... you got a job tomorrow,

running this place.

-You go to work every day.

-Oh, yawn, yawn. I make one phone call...

... I get Shaun White,

Travis Pastrana,

five of their buddies

here before midnight...

... doing heel-clickers and lazy-boys

off the back of the building.

Yes, if your audience wants to see a

bunch of long-hairs riding rice rockets.

But I'm talking about heavy bikes, sir.

This is heavy bike! Fender Roads is a...

I'm a goddamn American icon!

Don't change it that much.

Keep the structure.

I'm trying to make you taller.

Don't you wanna be taller?

-You're a midget in 34 states.

-An animal in the other 34.

Twenty-four. Twenty-two.

This is a night people will talk about

as long as there's a Las Vegas.

And when they're talking about it, they'll

either be talking about you or they won't.

Now, that's your choice.

Mr. Bank, can I just

say one more thing?

-Are you gonna jump?

-Jumping, baby!

Bank here. Yeah, I'm looking.

All right, Rusty's up.

I gotta say, I'm impressed.

You did a very nice job.

I know I did. That's why they

asked me to do it and not you.

Wow, see, that is me offering

you an olive basket...

... and that is you

spitting in my face.

Was that your face?

Okay, where's

Eugene's trap door?

Under the dragon, first

machine on the left.

Got it. What's the sequence?

Coin, three count.

Coin, six count.

Three coins, five count.

Two coins, half count.

Jesus, could you make it

any more complicated?

That's just the first sequence.

Then there's two more.

Right.

I think...

... I think I may

have got all five.

I did. I got all five. I got all five.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I'm the winner!

Oh, my God!

Progressive slots win

on opening night?

Genuine shock. Genuine surprise.

Pupil dilation.

Elevated heartbeat.

It's legitimate.

-New dice coming in.

-New dice.

New dice coming in.

New ball coming in.

-What was that?

-You felt it too?

You place your own bet right there.

That's what you do there.

Let me tell you something.

You are a winner.

Greco's still up.

That's it for Plan A.

All right, ladies and

gentlemen, place your bets.

There can only be one winner!

Everything all right? Are we okay? Did

that tremor throw off the system?

No, sir. It would take more

than that to knock us...

-Sir?

-Yeah.

I have a pit boss asking for an approval.

He can't reach Ms. Sponder.

-What's the action?

-Ten million. Roulette.

-It's good.

-Book it.

All right, the gentleman's down

to a three-number combination.

Eleven, twelve and thirteen.

You get reception in here?

That's impossible.

Not with this phone.

Yeah, sorry. Hello? Bank here.

We're getting interference

on server one.

-What kind?

-I don't know.

-Hello?

-Server one is going down.

-Oh, no.

-Server two...

Something's in here. That's the only

explanation, some kind of magnetron.

Server three's

starting to wobble.

A magnetron? Who's

got a magnetron?

-Four is down!

-And five. They're all going.

Everyone in this room!

Empty your pockets! Now!

What's "all going"?

What does that mean?

Oh, no. What the hell is this?

Security measures. When the

system senses a threat...

... it shuts down and reboots.

For how long?

Three minutes and

twenty seconds.

Snake eyes. All of it.

Oh, that son of a b*tch.

We can't take any more

bets until we're back up.

The system's in lockdown.

All calls in and out of this room are

secure, unfortunately it's the system...

... that secures them. Again,

sir, it's in lockdown.

-We're rebooting!

-Coming back up.

Three minutes and counting!

Two craps!

Come on, eleven!

Give me the dice.

Hit them harder.

Boys, I think our lucky

streak's just ended.

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