Ocean's Thirteen Page #9

Synopsis: The last time we saw Danny Ocean's crew, they were paying back ruthless casino mogul Terry Benedict after stealing millions from him. However, it's been a while since they've come back together, which is all about to change. When one of their own, Reuben Tishkoff, builds a hotel with another casino owner, Willy Bank, the last thing he ever wanted was to get cut out of the deal personally by the loathsome Bank. Bank's attitude even goes so far as to finding the amusement in Tishkoff's misfortune when the double crossing lands Reuben in the hospital because of a heart attack. However, Danny and his crew won't stand for Bank and what he's done to a friend. Uniting with their old enemy Benedict, who himself has a vendetta against Bank, the crew is out to pull off a major plan; one that will unfold on the night Bank's newest hot spot opens up. They're not in this for the money, but for the revenge.
Genre: Crime, Thriller
Director(s): Steven Soderbergh
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  1 win & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.9
Metacritic:
62
Rotten Tomatoes:
70%
PG-13
Year:
2007
122 min
$78,864,724
Website
4,811 Views


Better cash them in, boys!

Yes.

All right, guys, shut her down.

Shut her down!

-She is shut down.

-No time for jokes, fellas.

-Do I sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?

-You think Nagel was...?

Nah.

Down the street. Safely, safely.

Right this way, everybody.

Down the street, safely, please.

Safely, right this way.

Right this way, everybody.

-George!

-Right this way.

George, what are you doing?

The earthquake's over!

They gotta get back! We

gotta get them back in!

Sir, it's the evacuation plan.

I...

It's all over now. We

can get back to us.

-Feel my heart. Lenny, feel it.

-No... What...?

Oh, no. That's gonna stain.

Why don't we take these off?

-Off?

-Off.

-It's white wine. You know...

-Come on. Get them off.

-... it's not gonna stain. It's white wine!

-Get them off. Get them...

-Oh, boy. Okay.

-Hold it right there!

-FBI.

-Oh, dear God.

Robert?

This man, Lenny Pepperidge, a.k.a.

Lenny the Pep...

... a.k.a. Sheldon Wills, a.k.a.

Little Timmy Hartwell...

... is a confidence man.

-Okay, that's-that's not the whole...

-Help her up.

-Oh, my God.

He infiltrates high-end establishments

through legitimate business contacts.

He was gonna drug you and replace

the real diamonds with these.

-My God. Oh, my God.

-And that's not all.

No... !

Oh, my God.

Oh, Abby. Abby. Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

-No, I really like you.

-Shut up.

-Oh, I am so finished.

-Don't let it bother you.

-I'm finished.

-He's a professional at allaying suspicion.

And seducing women

of a certain age.

You know, if Bank hears

about this, I am...

I'll be delicate in my report.

Get her statement.

Thank you, Agent Caldwell.

I'll need your full name.

Thank you.

I'm just glad your mother

didn't have to see that.

You just don't wanna

admit the Brody played.

It's a little early

for a victory lap.

Linus I hate to break this up,

but did you make the switch?

Yeah, yeah. Everything went

according to plan, .

We're heading to the roof.

-Did you hear that?

-I'm ready.

No, it's not that I'm just

so desperate to celebrate.

It's that I need you

to acknowledge that it

wasn't just a prop for prop's sake.

That the nose played.

It work and, in a way, it was

kind of perversely dignified.

Look, let's just finish the job.

There he is.

Oh, what the hell?

What the hell?

Come on.

Now, give me the diamonds.

-Come on.

-Give him the diamonds.

A gun?

Come on, let's go!

Tough night. Half a billion

running out the door.

Gonna roll over and die?

You think you hit me.

You don't even know where

my soft targets are.

I'm still a two handicap on

a golf course, you know.

I got the hottest new

hotel on The Strip.

And I'm a shoo-in for the

Five Diamond Award...

... yet again.

-You sure about that?

-Sure? I got that baby...

All sewn up.

This town might've

changed, but not me.

I'm gonna let you down.

I know people highly

invested in my survival.

And they are people who

really know how to hurt.

In ways you can't even imagine.

Well, first, I know all the guys

that you'd hire to come after me.

They like me better than you.

Second, you're not gonna

go to the cops because...

Let's face it. You're not

gonna go to the cops.

Third, you shook Sinatra's hand.

You should know better, Willy.

My diamonds.

No, no, no...

What's this?

That's just the deed to 4.6

acres of prime real estate...

... at the north

end of The Strip.

The moment you become embarrassed

of who you are, you lose yourself.

I changed my house, the way

I dressed, what I ate...

... for what? For nothing.

There he is.

Thanks for those letters.

They brought me back.

You're more than welcome.

-Hello.

-Hi.

Looking for Terry.

It's Danny Ocean.

-Danny.

-Terry.

You called an

audible last night.

That's what I do when

I see a blitz coming.

A blitz?

I guess Toulour just happened

to be on the roof...

... at the exact moment that we were

coming out with those diamonds.

-How'd you know I'd go for them?

-Because you're you and I'm me.

We were watching Toulour while

you had him watching us.

This is your end, which

you donated to charity.

-Charity?

-Camp To Belong.

The kids are very grateful. They're

gonna have you up to visit next month.

Now, you know that

wasn't our deal.

If you feel that strongly about it,

we'll yank the kids out of the camp...

... and send them back to their

foster homes, all 200 of them.

-You think this is funny?

-Well, Terry, it sure as sh*t ain't sad.

Why these children?

Well, I was just very moved by the kind

of work they're doing there. And...

... you gotta start somewhere.

And luckily, you know, the

casino business is doing well...

... and I hope there's

more millions to come...

... that we can spread around

to other organizations.

But like I said, I was very

moved by that place. And...

All you gotta do is look

inside a child's eyes and...

And that's all it needs... That's

all the motivation that one needs.

-Well, thank you for being an angel for us.

-No, thank you.

Like I said, I'm just

following her lead.

Thank you. Terry Benedict.

We'll be right back.

Well, I gotta jump. My dad's working a

frame. He's got a part for me in it.

-Congratulations.

-Nice going.

See you when I see you.

So I guess it's just the Susan B.

Anthony, then, again.

I never get tired of it.

Don't get too close.

-He's probably still...

-Right.

So...

See you when I see you.

Hey, next time try keeping

the weight off in between.

You ought to settle down,

have a couple of kids.

We'll be calling standbys

in a few minutes, sir...

Please.

Please, I gotta get out of here.

Maybe you'll get

lucky this time.

Hey, you dropped these.

Go ahead. I got a

plane to catch.

Actually, try this one.

It's been paying out.

I won! Look at this!

I won $11 million.

Can you believe it?

Look at that! I won $11 million.

Did you see that?

I can't believe it!

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Brian Koppelman

Brian William Koppelman (born April 27, 1966) is an American filmmaker, essayist, podcaster, TV series creator, former music business executive and record producer. Koppelman is the co-writer of Ocean's Thirteen and Rounders, the producer for films including The Illusionist and The Lucky Ones, the director for films including Solitary Man and the documentary This Is What They Want for ESPN as part of their 30 for 30 series, and the co-creator, showrunner, and executive producer of Showtime's Billions. more…

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