Ocean's Twelve Page #7

But given its location,

he advised against it.

That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.

I mean, what's this guy's problem?

He's stitched us up twice in two weeks,

all over his ego.

It's the first decent evening we've

had together in I don't know how long.

All right, all right,

let's just stay on point here.

Let's go over the list again.

Who died and made you Danny?

No one.

I'm sorry. My emotions

are all over the place.

I was forceful, trying

to show good leadership...

- For f***'s sake. Let's go.

- You're a good leader.

Thanks.

All right, well, let's go

over the list again.

- Swinging Priest?

- Not enough people.

- Crazy Larry?

- Not enough people.

- Soft Shoulder?

- Not enough people.

- Baker's Dozen?

- No woman and not enough people.

Hell in a Handbasket?

We can't train a cat that quickly.

And not enough people.

- What about Tess?

- What about her?

Well, you know how she

kind of looks like...

- So what?

- Yeah, what's your point?

So we do a Lookie-loo.

- It's a Lookie-Ioo with a Bundle of Joy.

- A Lookie-loo with Tess...

...and a Bundle of Joy?

You've gone right out of your tree,

my son. He's mad.

It's crazy. It's Italian-television crazy,

and we're still one short.

Think about it.

She can get near the egg...

...during daylight

with half the system down.

I mean, that's a trifecta.

He might be right. Make the calls.

Linus Caldwell, you are not

following the procedures...

...Danny talked about

if Terry Benedict shows up.

Something is wrong. What is wrong?

Danny's fine. He's with Rusty.

During this part of the plan,

they can't communicate with us.

Promise he isn't hurt.

I promise he isn't hurt.

You're gonna miss the deadline.

Danny would be thrilled if you met him

in Rome when the job's finished.

He misses you like crazy.

Plus, you studied art, so I know

how much you love Rome.

There's no downside here.

Wow, they're bringing you

along fast, aren't they?

Yes. Danny would be more thrilled...

...if you were on the 7 p.m. out of JFK,

which means you have to leave right now.

I thought I'd requested a midsize.

- Danny here?

- He wanted to be.

Did you have a nice flight? We weren't

sure if you were a window or aisle person.

- How long's Danny been in jail?

- Just a couple of days, really.

Which, you know, on the bright side,

he's completely safe from Benedict.

He told me everything was fine.

He lied right to me.

What I think he meant by "fine"

is we're running low on time and money...

...and we're deeper in debt

than when we started.

I assume that you have a plan

to get him out.

- Actually, she sounds like her.

- No, she needs a Southern accent.

- Can you do a Southern...?

- What the hell is going on with you guys?

Not quite. The accent is crucial.

It's the first thing people notice.

- This ridiculous car, what is it doing?

- Okay, I'm sorry.

All right, I'm just gonna level with you.

Due to certain personnel losses...

...that we have sustained...

...we're... Various readjustments

had to be made.

You're gonna have to play a small role

in this thing.

Okay? So can you put these on?

I'd like you to put this hat on.

You're gonna put on that,

and you're gonna stuff it with that.

And we'll turn around,

just give you a little moment.

Small role.

Who am I supposed to be?

Well...

Oh, really?

Well, absolutely.

I can have... We can make

the suite available.

No, no, no trouble at all.

I mean, we would love... We are honored

that she would think of us again.

Okay.

Okay. Thank you.

Bye.

How is this going to get Danny out?

- We needed someone famous.

- Why didn't you get someone famous?

Just think Four Weddings and a Funeral.

She wasn't in

Four Weddings and a Funeral.

"I. " "I wasn't in

Four Weddings and a Funeral."

Just protect your fake baby.

I'm hyperventilating.

- Welcome back, Signora Roberts.

- Thank you. She's very tired.

- Take it. Take it.

- Okay.

Oh, let's hide. Let's hide.

Julia?

My name is Teresa.

I thought I saw a friend of mine,

someone that I know.

No, absolutely not. You can't turn off

the pressure sensors. No.

Well, she can't touch it.

She's a movie star.

She's not the pope, for chrissake.

You're from Smyrna, Georgia.

You were born in 1967.

- You like croquet and knitting.

- Your middle name is Fiona.

You've got 10 dogs, seven horses.

- Your favorite color is peach.

- She doesn't have more horses than dogs.

- I can't do this. I can't.

- Tess, we're out of time.

- "Julia," please.

- Julia.

No, we understand you're feeling

insecure. That is totally natural.

You're playing an actress.

They're insecure.

No, I'm not insecure. I'm freaking out.

- Yes. That's right.

- Brilliant!

You're playing a role.

No, you're playing a role.

I'm apparently playing a real person.

- Yeah, so?

- It's just wrong.

You mean, like, morally?

No. Well, yes.

Probably... It's not the point.

The point is you want me to speak...

...for someone who's out there

somewhere. It's too personal.

More personal than your husband

doing 25-to-life?

He won't do 25-to-life. Benedict will

have him killed immediately.

- Don't.

- I'm sorry, that was stupid.

We're gonna be in and out in 10 minutes.

We have to. That's our time frame.

You don't even have to talk. Give them

a big smile, wave at the cameras.

- That's all she ever does.

- But if you do say something...

...don't forget your accent.

Drop your G's, and longer vowels.

Room service.

It's gonna be fine.

You've gotta remember something.

You are an image to these people.

You're like an object.

Nobody actually knows you.

The last thing this is gonna be is personal.

- Aren't you overdue?

- Why are you in Rome?

- I'm here on vacation.

- I love you.

You are not supposed to fly

eight months pregnant.

- I know.

- Is Danny here?

- Of course.

- Danny.

- No, no, I mean, he has...

- He's working?

- Yes. Yes and no. He's working.

- In Rome?

- Bruce. Glen Snackwell, publicity.

- Hey, Glen.

- I'm a big fan.

- Thanks.

Great. You fired Marcy?

You fired Marcy. Two weeks ago,

you told me I should go with Marcy.

- I'm sorry.

- Tell him what happened with Marcy.

- There's a story?

- Always a story with Marcy.

- Marcy... Marcy...

- You look fantastic.

- Such a surprise.

- You should sit down.

I'm with the studio. Marcy's still

very much in the picture.

I just wanted to get you for a second.

We're looking to come off

this baby thing strong.

You know, that little statue on the mantle

starts smirking at you after a while.

You know what I'm saying?

- Not really, Glen, no.

- Sorry. Yeah.

Hey, Jules, that reminds me.

I've been meaning to call you since

the girls and I were in Taos.

- It's so good to see you.

- Come here. These are a mess.

Anyway, Tallulah left her

SpongeBob blanket in the red casita.

- Okay.

- So, what I wanna do... Here.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- Thanks, Bruce.

- Is call Marcus...

...and have him get ahold of Louise

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