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so we can make arrangements to get it.

He's home now, right?

- Marcus...

- I need to talk to Marcus.

- That's so funny. What a coincidence.

- Go ahead. Talk to him.

Over by the window, with the reception.

- Hello?

- Hello, Marcus?

No, it's Julia. Who's this?

It's Julia. I'm with Bruce Willis.

You're with Bruce right now?

Can I speak with him?

Oh, yes, Tallulah's SpongeBob.

- I'm sorry, can I talk to him for a sec?

- Did it drop out?

- Yes, it fell out.

- That's been happening all week.

- Put that phone away right now.

- What?

Hang it up and put it away.

Do you have any idea how vulnerable...

...a fetus' brain is to the electromagnetic

field created by your cell phone?

You might as well point a gun

at her stomach.

- I'm Bruce Willis.

- Simon Leopold.

- I am Julia's physician.

- He's a doctor.

What happened to Dr. Webber?

- You know, Doc...? He was sick.

- Dr. Webber is on vacation.

- Well, he's sick.

- He's sick on vacation.

- Sick on vacation.

- Don't you hate that? Sick on vacation.

Sorry to have jumped on you, Mr. Willis.

You do very good actings.

Thank you.

- Snackbar.

- Snackwell.

It doesn't matter. If we are to get there

at 4:
00 and do that...

- I say 50-50.

- Closer than that.

- 2- 1 they don't make it to the museum.

- 5- 1 they don't make it to the Egg Room.

What?

- She's still my wife.

- She's a novice. You said so.

- Led by an apprentice.

- Being tracked by a pro.

You want her to win.

- Which her?

- You know which her.

- The one that started all this.

- Right.

- Good. For a minute...

- Why would I say that? It's not her fault.

- It wasn't.

- Okay, then.

- Good.

- Good.

- I'm confused.

- Yeah, who are you talking about?

- Isabel.

- Tess.

- I loved it, but I figured it out.

- Not a lot of people did.

- That's amazing.

- The second she doesn't...

...talk to you in the restaurant, I knew...

You figured that out.

- Yeah, the movie still works for me.

- Great.

Can we just...? Does she really need to be

rushing this quickly?

- She's practically jogging.

- In Thailand...

...mothers routinely give birth in rice

paddies and then go right back to work.

- Amazing women over there.

- Rice paddy?

She will not have it in a rice paddy.

She'll be at her own paddy.

And she will be very comfortable

because she will be strong...

...from this walk and this exercise.

Was she worth it?

Was Tess?

The moment that she doesn't talk to you

in the restaurant, I knew.

- Your friends didn't tell you?

- No.

- That's when you figured it out, huh?

- Yeah.

- But the movie was still enjoyable for me.

- Okay. Thanks.

If everybody's so smart, how come

the movie did $675 million worldwide...

...theatrical.

Julia. Doctor.

Doctor, you might wanna

call the rice paddy now.

Seal off the museum. Nobody in or out.

- Bring... Bring it, bring it.

- Quickly, quickly.

- Sit her down. Sit her down.

- Everybody just relax.

- Can you hear me? Talk to me.

- She is fine. She is fine.

She's good? Okay, that's it.

We're done here. No more pictures.

- Thank you, Bruce Willis.

- Just don't worry.

- Thank you, museum. We are code four.

- Walk slowly, like you're doing.

We'll get you into the car

as fast as we can.

Okay, we're not stopping. Don't stop.

- Hello.

- We're on our way out.

Isabel Lahiri, I'm with the museum.

It is so great to meet you.

- We're very late.

- I'm sorry, this won't take long.

I don't wanna be an annoying fan,

but my boyfriend is such a huge fan.

I can't let you leave unless you

sign something for him. Do you mind?

- That's very unorthodox.

- Sorry, it won't take long.

- What's his name?

- His name's Robert.

Aren't you a lefty?

I thought you were a lefty.

She is a lefty.

Often pregnant women

become ambidextrous.

You are a big fan.

She doesn't necessarily

have to sign lefty.

Oh, thanks so much. This is great.

Okay. We're on the move.

Thank you. You take care, now.

And one more thing.

I just got off the phone...

...with someone called Marcy who put you

on a plane from New Mexico to L. A...

...where you have a 1:00 meeting

about a film, Clowns Can't Sleep.

Anyway, she just wanted me to let you

know everyone's running a little late...

...and was wondering if you could

make it at 1:
30 instead.

I knew it.

Shame on you.

I don't think we've met. Bruce.

Isabel Lahiri. Nice to meet you.

Do you really have a boyfriend?

Or were you just...? Was that just

part of the whole thing with them?

So how'd it go?

You Lahiri?

I'm Section Chief Molly Starr.

I spoke to a very nice man at Europol

this morning, Commissioner Greisman.

He wants you on the next flight

to Amsterdam.

There seems to be some irregularity

with your paperwork.

That one.

Let's start with that one.

Imagine yourself in a room...

...that's too short for you to stand up in

and not wide enough to lie down in.

A room with no light, no heat...

...and stone walls scratched by the teeth

and nails of desperate men...

...men driven crazy by isolation.

You will have rats for company...

...and a small window that looks out

on the world that has passed you by.

Your parents will grow old and die,

just like your dreams.

Your friends will forget your name,

tell your stories as their own...

...because what good is a story when

the person who owns it has vanished?

- What do you want?

- Testify against the others...

...in the Benedict case.

The Italian charges will be dropped.

You and the others will be extradited

to the U.S. this afternoon.

Plead, and you walk with parole.

I can't.

Think about it, Linus.

For a moment there,

I was already forgetting your name.

Wait.

Just hang on a sec.

Linus.

Right. Thanks.

You okay?

- Well, I blew the meet with Matsui.

- Matsui?

Let me guess. He pulled

a Lost in Translation on you.

That's his idea of fun for first-timers.

- I mean... How do I not see these things?

- Don't get down on yourself.

- Obvious.

- We talked about this.

I hope Danny and Rusty appreciate the job

you did in a tight jam. I am proud of you.

- Thanks.

- We both are.

- You...? You told Dad?

- I had to, sweetheart.

- You told Dad?

- We were on vacation.

I'm sorry.

Great. Thanks. You're gonna be

dining out on this one for months.

"Hey, remember the time your mom

had to come to Rome..."

I'm sorry.

Every time with him. It's like...

It's like a...

It's like a...

That was for keeping me in the dark.

And that... That...

...is for making me a master thief.

- And that...

- Okay.

...is for ruining our

second third anniversary.

Okay. Okay? Come here.

I'm sorry I kept you in the dark.

I'm sorry that I made you a thief.

- Master.

- Master thief.

And I'm very sorry that I ruined

our second third anniversary.

- Okay?

- Okay.

You forgive me?

- A little.

- All right.

What was Bruce Willis like? Was he...?

Follow it. That's Ryan's car.

Follow that one.

Hey, wait, wait!

What the hell is going on?

Your father's alive, Izzy.

Your mom lied to you...

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