On Set: The Making of 'A Christmas Wedding Tail' Page #4
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his elves who ate them all last year?
Okay, maybe I had a couple.
- How did it go at the dress shop?
- It was interesting.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Okay, that's an understatement.
And the girls?
I think the girls are about as excited
about the wedding as the boys are.
Did you really expect otherwise?
It's a big change for them.
You can't expect them
to fall in love with you overnight.
I know.
They just want to feel
safe and secure.
They want to know
they can count on you.
Well, they can.
I know, but they need
to learn that.
Right now they're just probably
feeling totally invisible,
like they don't have a say.
They want to be appreciated
and encouraged, you know?
I mean, everyone works
at their own pace.
So just give it time, sweetie.
- I'm gonna get that.
- Okay.
- I'm just gonna--
- I guess you don't like them any more.
- Huh-uh.
- I'll do crudites, you know, tonight.
Hello?
So how are things
out in the boondocks?
Fine.
Yeah? Well, I've been in the office
all day, busting my hump for you.
And I got you an opportunity
that I think is gonna make you flip.
Oh?
Chief Curator of the New York Museum
of Contemporary Art.
You got nothing!
Take that.
MOCA?
That's right.
Isn't that crazy?
- That's unbelievable.
- Yeah, it's wild, isn't it?
The last curator took a similar position
at the Louvre.
Take that.
And here's
the luckiest part of all:
They're gonna be in Los Angeles
tomorrow conducting interviews.
Wait, tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
Isn't that crazy?
I was able to call in some favors
and pull a few strings
and I got you a prime 11:30 slot.
Am I good or what?
I'll be there.
So seriously, I'm asking,
am I good or what? Just say it.
Um...
Okay, I am personally
sending you an email...
with all the details. Done.
Okay, thanks.
Wow.
Here we go. Come on,
she's kicking your butt, tubby.
Come on.
Embarrassing. Embarrassing.
MOCA?
Oh my--
Oh, come on, people.
Hello.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Where are you?
I'm running some errands.
What's up?
Well, I was just calling
to remind you
about the coordinators
this afternoon.
That was today?
Okay, what time?
3:
00, my office.You know what?
I might be a few minutes late.
I have to go pick up the kids.
Okay. Sounds good.
I'll see you then, honey.
Bye.
I'm actually very traditional.
I was thinking
white folding chairs
and, um--
and some white--
um...
I'm highly allergic to dogs
and I keep sneezing
and it makes me very sick.
Yeah, well, I'm allergic
to your perfume.
Now I'm gonna make your wedding
fabulicious.
Now I was thinking
for decorations,
it should be leopard.
Rrow!
We would have horse-drawn carriages
and runners down the aisle.
You know what?
Let's lose the horses.
I think that sounds a little much.
Rusty might get jealous.
Yeah, my cousin
has this great restaurant.
The meatballs there
are to die for, literally.
Be quiet for me
one minute, please.
I just want to feel the energy
of your dogs.
Awkward.
My energy is creeped out.
We'll have a wedding scene
look like Santa's workshop.
Oh ho ho ho!
Well, it's on Christmas, isn't it?
Yeah-- no.
Yeah, he's going with it.
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Oh, at the wedding we can tell you
how to do everything.
We can do "Drop It Like it's Hot."
And then we could do booty shake,
booty shake, booty shake.
Brownies--
brownies for all of your guests.
I'm liking this vibe.
I really like that.
And what's nice about hay bales
is they also double as a toothpick.
'Cause you get that meat stuck in
there. You just need a little toothpick.
You get it out of a hay bale
and you just do-- it's perfect.
Little elves
dancing around the tables.
Your poodle can stay
because it's hypoallergenic.
Of course I am.
But the other dog has to go.
Do I need to state the obvious?
No, I don't think so.
Your dogs" they're telling me
that they love granola.
Running man, running man,
running man, running man.
She can do a running man
while she's coming down the aisle.
- Like that?
- That's awesome.
Everybody has a hootenanny
good time.
They come on in.
They leave. They're married.
Well, maybe they don't last long,
but it doesn't matter.
The wedding
was the most fun part of it.
See, this is great. We're learning
about each other right now as well.
Now if you need a preacher,
I can be your preacher.
I got a Bible for it.
Yeah, hello.
Wow.
If you need a pastor--
ho ho ho--
Santa Claus is licensed
to do weddings.
So I'm detecting a real--
real Christmas theme here
to the wedding.
You guys need extra security?
'Cause I know a couple guys.
- Really? Really?
- That's good. No, that's good.
- Well, you know.
- Really?
I will not come to the wedding
if that dog is there.
Okay.
Lady, I won't come to the wedding
if you're there.
The way we see it,
the bride should be married like a queen
and treated like a queen--
with the exception, of course,
of a subsequent beheading.
Thank you.
Lots and lots of doves
flying overhead
during your vows.
Can you train these doves
not to poop?
No worries.
Yeah.
Aside from the hippies and the yogis,
I would say that went pretty well.
Personally I'd go
with the Santa Claus guy,
because that way there'd be
presents at your wedding.
I know someone at the dog park-- Pepe.
He could probably be an officiant
at your wedding, but I'd have to see
if his papers are in order.
Well, this is where we live.
Hey. Are you too busy
to give your mom a kiss?
How was school?
Fine. I'm learning how to make
Emeril's fish soup.
I need to get
the spice portions correct.
Mm-hmm.
- Can I make it for dinner tonight?
- You know, you have homework.
- But Mom.
- Sorry, it's a school night
and you need to get ready for bed
so we have time for your
multiplication before, okay?
You left early this morning.
Oh yeah. I had some errands to run
before it got too late.
How were the coordinators?
You know, I think we're gonna end up
doing it ourselves.
Well, it's your wedding.
I saw your letter
about the rent.
Oh, don't worry about that.
Of course I'm gonna worry
about it, Mom.
You said things were bad, but you
didn't say they were this severe.
Things have been a little hard
since your father died,
but I'll be fine.
Do not worry about it, okay?
Okay.
Where's Ryan?
He's over there.
I caught him looking through
Paul's things earlier today.
You go on upstairs and rest.
I'll make dinner.
Okay.
Hey, buddy.
You all right?
How was it today?
Did you play soccer at lunch?
-- Where are you guys going?
- I don't have it.
- Josh.
So while the idea
of a Christmas wedding day
might have sounded
fun and special,
they were about to learn it presented
one teensy little problem.
I heard back from
the Congregational Church,
the Baptist Church
and the Presbyterians.
They're all busy with their Christmas
services and the restaurants are closed.
- Something's got to be open.
- Yeah, there is--
Chang's House
of Dim Sum and Donuts.
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