On Set: The Making of 'A Christmas Wedding Tail' Page #9

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for less than 250K per year

plus stock options. That's his

bare minimum. Take it or leave it.

- Excuse me, sir.

- Excuse me, excuse me.

Sir, I'm sorry, you're gonna have

to get off the phone.

The ceremony is gonna

begin any minute.

- We're gathering the--

- I will. I'm going there.

- The bride comes right through here.

- Excuse me. Thank you, Reverend.

Yes yes, thank you, thank you.

I'm off. I'm off. I'm off. Go.

Are you still there?

Oh, yeah yeah yeah.

Of course I'm always

in my office.

Yes. Deal or no deal?

- Deal? Deal? Deal? Deal? Done.

- Excuse me, sir.

- There you go. Relax.

- Please take your seat, sir!

What side is the bride's family on?

Thank you, Your Honor.

- All right, are we all ready to go?

- Yes.

- How do I look?

- You look beautiful, Mommy.

You look great.

And I just want you to know

that I'm willing to share my room

if I have to.

Oh, you're the best.

Are you okay?

I'm just so very happy for you.

Oh, thank you.

- I love you.

- I love you too.

- Okay.

- Okay.

Let's get going.

We mustn't keep people waiting,

must we? Fly fly fly.

Come on, let's go.

- Yes, we can.

- I love you.

- Reverend.

- Jake.

Come on, hurry up.

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here

in the presence

of these witnesses

to join Susan Davis and Jake Campbell

in holy matrimony.

I looked forward to this moment

since the day I first laid eyes on her.

I knew Cheri was the girl for me

and part of me actually wanted

to pinch myself

just to make sure

it was actually happening.

Of course without opposable thumbs

I couldn't really pinch myself,

but still it was

too good to be true.

But that's not all

that came over me that day.

It had been a long time

since I saw Susan smile like that.

I knew that just as much

as Cheri and I

were destined to be together,

so were they.

If I had tear ducts, I would cry.

May I have the rings?

Do you, Jake,

take Susan

to be your lawfully wedded wife,

to have and to hold,

in sickness and in health,

for as long as you both shall live?

I do.

And do you, Susan,

take Jake to be your

lawfully wedded husband,

to have and to hold,

in sickness and in health,

for as long as you both

shall live?

I do.

By the powers vested in me,

I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

Jake, you may now

kiss your bride.

I know her.

Ladies and gentlemen,

may I present

Mr. and Mrs. Jake Campbell?

? When the Christmas lights ?

? Are twinkling ?

? And the glistening snow ?

? Has fallen ?

? Sleigh bells keep... ?

Nice service, Rabbi.

I couldn't help but notice

your sparkling personality

and a winning

public speaking ability.

And I said to myself,

"Pat Blake--" that's me--

"that guy needs a headhunter."

Check it out. Give me a call. We'll do

beautiful things together, me and you.

Why, thank you so much.

I believe this belongs to you.

Oh, germs.

And I do have some people

I need to say hello to.

Well, you do that. You say hello

to them. Do your thing.

- Thank you so much. Lovely meeting you.

- It's great to meet you.

? For a Christmas dance

with you... ?

Logan's cooking went without a hitch.

Several guests, well,

acknowledging they'd never had

a marshmallow peanut butter

fudge wedding cake before,

said it was the best

they'd ever had.

He even had a small

non-chocolate version

for those of us who are

chocolate-intolerant.

Finally there was the garter toss,

a bouquet toss,

and it was time to go.

You know what that smell is?

Money.

Right, that's the smell of money.

I see this place.

I see why Susan likes it here.

'Cause that valley is pure.

And you know what that valley needs?

- One thing. One thing only.

- No.

Exactly. Condos.

All over the place-- condos.

Get rid of the green stuff.

Oh man.

We're gonna like living here.

All right, you've stood

by me enough.

Please. Please.

? We could trip

the light fantastic ?

? In the clouds

where reindeer frolic... ?

And so that's

the story of the Christmas wedding.

Everything worked out in the end.

The family came together.

And, as it turned out,

Los Olives was in need

of someone with a little bit

of art knowledge.

And here we all are--

two parents, one in-law,

three boys, two girls...

And two dogs.

All living under one roof.

And I suppose

you're expecting me to say

"They all lived happily

ever after," right?

- But they did.

- Yeah, they do now,

but not at first.

Someday I'm gonna have to tell you

the story of what happened

when they all first

moved in together.

- Oh, and the family honeymoon.

- Yeah, who could forget?

Trust me, folks,

you don't want to miss that one.

? And the glistening snow ?

? Has fallen ?

? Sleigh bells keep ?

? A perfect rhythm for ?

? A Christmas dance ?

? With you ?

? A Christmas dance ?

? With you ?

? With you ?

? With you. ?

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