One Night at McCool's
# A wanted man in California #
# A wanted man in Kansas City #
# A wanted man in Ohio #
# A wanted man in Mississippi #
# A wanted man in old Cheyenne #
# Wherever you might look tonight #
# You might see this wanted man #
Bingo caller:
N-43.
Four-three on the "N".
# There's somebody set to grab me #
# Wherever you might look tonight #
# You might get a glimpse of me #
# A wanted man in California #
- And D-48,
That's "D" over the 4-8...
# A wanted man in Ohio #
# A wanted man in Mississippi #
# A wanted man in old Cheyenne #
# Wherever you might look tonight #
# You might see this wanted man #
Ahem! Psst!
Um, looks like we might
get some rain.
Bingo caller:
N-40, that's40 under the "N".
Huh?
The -
Oh, I'm sorry, I -
My mistake, I thought
you were someone else.
No, no, wait a minute,
kid, kid, kid...
I forgot what
I was supposed to say,
Y'know, like, uh...
"The rain's good
for the farmers,"
"Grow some crops,"
some sh*t like that.
Mr. Burmeister?
Yeah, Burmeister. Sit down.
Oh, hey, I, uh -
I brought the money.
Pss-pss-pss- later.
Oh! Yeah.
You're dealing with a professional here.
Bingo.
Hey, a man's
gotta do somethin'.
Besides, it's
too early in the day
to be chasin' p*ssy.
Carl Harding. Sorry I'm late.
It's your hour.
50 minutes. But who's counting, right?
So, Carl, why don't you -
I'm sorry, before we begin,
Um, please make sure that
the bills go to my office,
not to my house.
- Sure.
- Thank you.
So why don't you
start at the beginning,
and tell me why
you've come to see me.
Right.
You wanna hear about
my mom and my childhood,
is that the kinda sh*t
you're looking for?
If that's why you're here.
No, it's not.
What do I look like?
Just to set
the record straight,
I Just made partner
at the second-largest law firm
in the state,
so I'm doing very well, thank you.
So I don't
mean to brag, but you asked.
No I didn't.
- Okay.
So you're here because...?
- I'm here because
I've got this thing
going on with a woman -
not my mom!
It's not.
# A wanted man in Albuquerque #
# A wanted man in Tallahassee #
# A wanted man in Baton Rouge #
Got a minute?
Uh, in a second.
Come on.
I hope this
is important, Charlie,
I've got Junior choir practice
in twenty minutes.
I need to talk.
This won't keeptill confession?
I really need some helpwith this.
Is it a woman?
Charlie:
I'm so glad you could helpme with this.
I don't know what to do,
I knew you'd helpme
sort this out.
I'm here for you, Charlie,
no matter what it is.
Now, Just take your time,
and tell me everything
about this woman.
I got all day.
I don't usually do
this sort of thing.
Uh-huh.
I've never done this before, y'know?
That's okay, sweetie.
You can start with the next game
on the green sheet.
It's four-card crazy bingo.
Ten dollars.
Lemme get two cups of coffee, please.
Oh, uh, yeah. Two cups for me, too.
O-76...
0-55, 0-5-5.
Y- y-you gotta know, um...
I got my reasons for doing this.
Well, that's nice.
- See, not too long ago,
my life was goin' along Just fine.
I was happy...
Mm-hmm.
Well, maybe I wasn't happy,
but, y'know, I was content.
I had a Job, I had friends...
I had a house...
I had everything but -
That steady bang, huh?
"She," the squeeze, the girlfriend -
whatever you wanna call a chick.
Yeah, right.
And then I met her...
This whole thing
started one night at McCools
The place was packed,
even my cousin Carl was there,
and I was in the zone
Everybodys got their power base -
pouring drinks is my speciality
for the frat boys
at the end of the bar
Awright, who wants to take the plunge?
I want it!
Awright, I know
its only bartending,
but hey,
I m good at it
Randy:
Awright, folks,let's go, wrapit up.
- What a setup!
You must get laid
like...all the time.
- Oh, yeah.
The girls are
linin' uparound the block.
F***, I knew it!
They Just can't resist a man
working for tips in the service industry.
Tell me!
Gimme, gimme, gimme...
Y'know, Carl, I appreciate
your comin' down here
and gettin' sh*t-faced drunk, but -
Haaa!
Don't you think it's about time
you went home to Karen and the kids?
Well, that would be a good idea,
except they're
visiting Grandma in Ohio.
What about that thing called a Job?
and sober upfor an hour or two
before goin' in
and facing the partners
of Do-We Cheat-Em And How.
Close. You must mean
Ragsdale, Hersch & Klein.
Take a card, young man,
because you never know.
Oh! What are you
tryin' to do,
you tryin' to
get rid of me?
Hey! Let's go
to one of those after hours clubs.
They got these long,
you can look at them
You think Just 'cause I'm married
I don't know about these places?
Just because you are married
means you're gettin' it
a whole lot more than me.
That's a depressing thought.
Carl, you need me
to call you a cab?
Oh, no...
you Just sobered me uppretty good.
Get home safe.
It had been
a fairly busy night
so by the time
I closed the register
all I wanted to do
was go home
Woman:
Where are you going?!
Stopthe car!
Man:
Do you hear what I'm tellin' ya?!
Don't touch me!
Get over here!
Let go of me!
Hey!
Awright, go!
Driver:
F*** you!
And there she was...
This is not the kind of girl
you usually run into
In a dark alley
In fact, this is not
the kind of girl
I ever run into
You okay?
Girl:
No, I'm not okay.Some smelly guy
Just tried to rape me.
- What a Jerk! Here.
You want me to
call the police?
I- I know you're Just
trying to help,
but spending
the rest of the night
with a bunch of ass hole cops
isn't exactly what I need right now.
Your...
Thanks.
You got a smoke?
Huh? No, sorry.
This really is my night.
I bet I could
find you one in the bar.
It's okay.
I'm tryin' to cut down anyway.
You're gonna be okay?
- Yeah.
Okay, alright.
I'll see you around.
Hey!
What are you doin' right now?
- Whaddya mean?
Well, I mean, look,
I Just had this little
unpleasant experience,
and I don't especially
feel like being by myself.
Right, right.
Well, I was Just gonna go home.
You got a stereo?
Well, I got a boom box.
Only one of the speakers
is workin', so...
I don't know if
you call it a stereo.
You wanna go
listen to some music?
Where's your car?
Actually, I Just live
Hun -no car.
- Sorry.
Hey.
So, do you live
in a house or an apartment?
Well, this is it.
You live here alone?
It was my mother's before she died.
You own it?
Yeah.
Oh, you're so lucky.
I've always dreamt
of having my own place.
I know what you're thinking -
The police station
might be cheerier, huh?
It's great.
Yeah.
Lot of potential.
"A lot of potential."
What is she,
a real estate agent?
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