One Night at McCool's Page #7

The code is,

I say, "lt looks like we might

get some rain"...

We came upwith a code.

I said, "Looks like

we might get some rain"-

Yeah, yeah,

I know this part.

Yeah, right.

You slept with

Randy's girlfriend?!

I mean, it's not like

I never did anything for him.

He called and he

needed ten grand,

so I advised him for free,

I advised him

how he could borrow

against that old crappy house

his mom left him.

You're missing the point.

How did you feel after you slept

with your cousin's girlfriend?

He's not even a cousin, really,

He's my uncle's wife's brother's kid.

So he's not a blood relative

or anything.

Did she ever call

and ask for legal advice?

No. No. I keepwaiting.

It's like she's teasing me.

I'm dying to give her legal advice.

I Just seem to be thinking

about her more and more

Woman:

Excuse me.

There's a police detective

here to see you about Greg.

Sure.

Thanks.

- Sorry about the mess,

I'm in the middle

of changing offices.

How well did you know

Greg Spradling?

Uh, not that well,

we worked here for

the last four or five years.

You were both upfor the same promotion,

weren't you?

No, not -

Not really.

Greg was a good guy -

No disrespect for the dead -

Not really partner material.

So no matter who

I'm talking to,

she's Just -

she's on my mind.

Can you think of anything

that might be useful to us

in our investigation?

Sounds to me like he

picked upsome rough trade.

Who knows what happened?

There could have been...

...leather.

There could have been

some bondage...

Maybe those spiky things...

Maybe some whipping.

Could have been pretty kinky.

But we all know

what that's like, right?

No sir, I don't.

That's how much

she messed me up.

I mean, I'm being

investigated for a murder,

and all I can

think about is her.

And the whip?

- Yes.

There was another reason

I went to see her that day.

Something had come up

at work

The shoeprints we found

on Winfield road

turned out to be

Converse All-Stars,

the same brand

the boyfriend wore

And if he was there,

there was a chance

she might have been

I had the same sick feeling

in my stomach

that I had when I was

waiting for The results

to come back from the lab

at the hospital

Unfortunately, her print did

match one at the murder site

That scum,

that boyfriend of hers

There's no telling

what he forced her to do

before I came along -

I wasn't going to let her

get dragged into

a murder investigation

I knew she had

nothing to do with it

There's something

I have to ask you.

Is it an inside question

or an outside question?

There was a burglary last week

on Winfield Road.

A man was killed.

- Was she able

to convince you

that she didn't have anything

to do with it?

She was very convincing

It was a miracle!

# The way you move #

# Your sexy body #

# It makes we want

to get to know you #

# A little bit better. #

Sex?!

Oh -

There was sex?

God helpme,

It was wonderful.

No, for me to helpyou,

I- I need to

hear everything.

See, you have to

tell me all about

the-the-various acts

of physical congress between -

- I already told you that.

Okay, no, that's fine,

I'm not- it doesn't-

I shouldn't

have done that.

It's okay,

I wanted to.

Are you going to

arrest Randy?

I've got a warrant

out for him now.

That car he's driving

is stolen.

Add a murder charge to that

and you won't see him for a long time.

So I'll get to keepthe house.

This...

This is all I have left.

How not perfect

can one woman be?

Aces in the boink department.

Got yourself

a snazzy new watch.

Like this is supposed

to make everything better?

But you gotta admit,

that's a beaut.

Here's the money,

Just take it.

Take it. Take it!

- Shh!

Kid - easy, easy.

Would the owner of

a blue Geo Metro

Missouri license plates

87KP03 please report

to the front desk.

Is that my car?

You got any idea

what they want?

No.

Is there any possibility

that she might have -

Stolen?

- Yeah.

Bingo lady:

I want to remind everyone

that Saturday is "Hawaiian night."

She gave me a stolen car.

Women are much more complicated

than we think they are.

C'mon, let's

get out of here.

Announcer:

We'll get back to the game

as soon as the troopers

finish their business.

Cop:

Sir, is this your car?

Burmeister:

That piece of sh*t?

Officer, what do

I look like?

You know,

to tell you the truth,

she doesn't sound worse

than most of 'em.

- But you'll

do it, right?

Business is business.

# A wanted man in Mississippi #

# A wanted man in old Cheyenne #

# Wherever you might look tonight #

# You might see this wanted man ##

What do you think?

Oh, what do I think?

Oh, the flesh is weak...

But ours is a forgiving God.

But I destroyed evidence

I withheld information

for a murder investigation

- Charlie, look -

You deserve some happiness.

The kind of happiness that a...

...a good woman can bring a man.

Oh...

Yes, I have this great Job

and this great office

and this great family

and this great house -

How does this

make you feel?

Empty.

I feel nothing.

And who knows,

it happened so fast.

I mean, here's this guy

in my office -

- what is he,

thirty-five years old -

and he goes like that.

I could walk out

of your office

and get hit by a truck.

I don't want to live like that anymore.

Let me Just feel something, anything,

and then I will look up

and I will say,

"Thank you, God.

Thank you for that gift."

And...then if the truck

wants to get me, then okay.

And then I meet this woman.

She makes me feel...

Thank you.

Oh...

I'm sorry.

- Have you acted on your desire

to see this woman again?

Do you think I should?

Time's up.

What?

Sorry, time's up.

What, are you kidding me?

Are you Joking?

- Your time's up.

Do you think I should see her?

Just tell me that!

# A wanted man in California #

# A wanted man in Buffalo #

# A wanted man

in Kansas City... #

So this is it, huh?

Could be Boise or Boston.

Point is, she ain't

anywhere around.

Check in, you get yourself known.

Go out, talk to the clerks in stores,

waitresses, the works.

You got a calling card?

- Yeah.

Make some long distance calls.

Anything to prove you've

been here for a couple of days.

Awright?

- Gotcha.

Not so fast, Slick.

Now I'll take the money.

Oh, yeah.

There it is.

Ten thousand dollars.

You're not gonna count it?

Nah.

You trust me?

No. But I do kill people.

Right.

I'll be callin' by seven.

You think I'm a bad person?

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Would you like to

try our new fragrance?

Good after -

- No thanks.

Hi sir. Would you like

to try our new fragrance?

No thanks.

Yeah?

Hey buddy, It's me, Randy.

- Hey, I was Just talkin'

to somebody about you.

What, uh, what's up?

- Not a whole hell of a lot.

I'm Just here in Collinsville.

Jewel and I needed a little time

away from each other.

Oh...

So, uh, so she didn't go with you?

- No, man.

So she's- She's home,

she's all by herself now?

Jewel and I had a little bit of a tiff.

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