Open Season: Scared Silly

As the werewolf blood courses through

My slender Wiener dog body

I must wander these lonely woods

All alone, all alone

With the full moon

I must transform

Into the hideous beast

That will render Mr. Weenie

No more, no more

I'll grow real tall!

I'll be scary!

With lots of claws

And so hairy

These stubby legs will grow into

Four muscle-y weapons of ferociousness

My puppy dog eyes will burn blood red

My snout will grow into a toothy snarl

This silky coat

Will all fall out

And in its place a wolf-y mane

I feel a change and now

Yes, at last!

I am the werewolf!

Lupus homine

Which in Latin means "werewolf"

Yes, at last

Mr. Weenie is no more!

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