Open Season 3

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Open Season 2

[wood bitten]

Open Season 3

Woo hoo!

One day to guys trip.

Hey Boog!

When are you gonna bring your fine self

down here to fix up our habitat, huh?

Just as soon as I finish helping Riley

with the dam.

[Tree pulled]

[Tree th rowned]

There we go.

You all set for tomorrow? It's gonna be

awesome!

Sorry Boog!

I gotta build this dam.

No guys trip for me.

What? No guys trip?

No guys trip?

Have you lost your mind?

I gotta finish this or O'Grady will tear

my eye.

Yeah. That's okay, it's cool.

We'll think about you while we're making

this and talking trash.

I'm not sure that you can fit in there,

jerky!

Hey, I don't know, maybe the whole

batch?

Alright you troops!

- Let them fly!

- Oi!

[Throwing beans]

Hey, you need anything else, just let

me know.

We gotta get on the road bright and

early tomorrow, baby.

Uh, about that, Boog.

I've got a wee problem.

With all the new kids, I'm not done

collecting my nuts.

Believe me, lad.

I'd rather be skittling with you.

Than getting my minds with these boffin

goons.

Yeah, right.

- Ant! Guys' trip?

- No can't do, bugger!

I got too many. Responsibilities.

No problem.

- Birdie?

- Sorry Boog.

Great.

Surfs, Danny? Let me guess.

Uh. We cannot go suddenly.

That's what I thought.

That's okay. At least I've got Elliot.

He won't let me down.

It'll be like old times.

Me and he.

The original partners.

Sshh. Quiet.

Koo! Koo-koo!

Giselllal Gesalital I was just looking

for your dad.

Sshhh.

Rabbit fight, huh?

Yeah, count me in.

Where's your little bro?

You'll never find me here.

[Crossing ground]

Alright, let's see.

Where to hide?

Ahhh X marks the spot!

[Tree hitted]

[Yelling, and bumped]

- Got you!

- Gotcha!

You're out!

You gotta work on the landing.

Great game, dad.

Yeah, great game, you guys. That was

awesome.

Alright, when your mother asks.

You'll say I lost for protecting you

from a wild boar.

And a sidekick ferret.

Mom's gonna kill you.

I was attacked by a ferret.

- No, you weren't.

- Dad.

Stop telling Elvis to lie.

Mom says you're not supposed to do that.

That wasn't a lie?

It was uh.

It was a reverse!

A stretch of a non-actual. Boog.

Buddy, back me up here.

Just tell the truth. It's the only way

to roll.

Exactly what I was saying.

And stay in school.

And don't talk to strangers.

And never run with scissors.

So Boogster, you wanna take the kids

fishing?

Actually, Elliot.

- I'm kinda getting ready for guys'.

- I see where you're going with this.

It's time to teach survival skills.

- I was hoping to.

- Grab a baseball.

- Well I..

- Acupuncture? Origami?

- Elliot. Elliot.

- Yoga? Sumo wrestling?

- Elliot!

- Pods. What happened to pods, right?

- Elliot!

- I tell you what. Just take them. Do whatever you want.

I'm trying to get ready for guys' trip!

Oh yeah!

So are you definitely going?

- How could I miss it?

- Yeah, I knew I could count on you.

Elliot!

Remember to tell Boog that you can't go

on guys' trip.

I meant to say I have to babysit the

kids.

'Cos Giselle's going to see her mother.

That's okay, E.

Don't sweat it.

You've got family obligations.

And sometimes, you've got to cancel.

Sometimes?

Don't you mean always?

How long have you known about this?

- Two weeks?

- Two weeks?

Oh, just forget it.

- I don't know why I even bother.

- Boog!

Oh, he'll get over it.

Just like he did when I canceled the

fishing trip.

I guess rabbit fight's over.

Pretty much.

Mother! I was attacked by a ferret!

I guess me and Elliot. We weren't as

tight as I thought we were.

Oh hey.

You're not gonna cancel on me too, are

you?

'Cos bears gotta stick together.

You know what I like about you,

dinkleman?

You're always there when I need you.

And don't worry.

We're gonna have a blast tomorrow.

This will be the best guys' trip, ever.

You'll see!

Elliot.

Three meals a day.

And everyone in bed by sunset.

I know.

And make sure to apologise to Boog when

he gets back.

- Okay.

- For what?

For some things you said yesterday.

And for some things you forgot to say

two weeks ago?

Kids.

Keep an eye on your dad.

- Bye mom!

- We love you!

- Safe journey!

- Have fun!

Have fun with the old dadillacs.

What was that, Elliot?

I love you.

- Say hi to your mother for me.

- I will.

What are we gonna do first, hm? Father?

Don't worry, kids.

I've got a tons of things planned.

Right.

When does uncle Boog get back, again?

[Panting]

it's gonna be fun!

Then he realised, that his best one horn

friend in the world had abandoned him.

And worse than that?

All that was left on his hand was.

A hook!

[Screaming]

This is very fun.

Well, I guess it could be worse.

[Thunder rumbled]

[Raining]

[Lighting strike]

[Lighting strike]

Who am I kidding?

This whole thing was a bad idea.

It's not a guys' trip with only one guy?

I mean. It's not like I changed?

He's the one who changed.

He's the one who flakes all the time.

But he has a family.

You have to be more understanding.

Yeah.

Understanding my butt!

You're better off without that under

privileged broken horn plank, cancel it.

But you guys are partners.

Partners?

Who cares, baby?

That deer ain't got nothing on us.

Yeah! You know, you're right!

You know, what would be great to eat

just about now?

Another woo-hoo bar.

And I know just the place to get it.

Beautiful.

Now all we need are the balloons and

you'll be ready to go!

Don't worry, baby.

I'll never let anything happen to you,

ever again.

Hello. Ladies!

Don't you all love my finest evening?

Hooty-O's?

Hoo- Hoo.

Coco Ding bats.

My favourite!

Honey? Now that's more like it.

There you go, buddy.

Don't worry.

Nobody's driving.

Hey, rabbit!

You ain't leaving 'til you eat those

Coco Dingbats.

This is the best guys' trip ever!

Me and Dinkleman agree with you a

hundred percent!

Rabbit loves Dinkleman.

Dinkleman loves rabbit.

Was what that, Dink?

Can't go on guys' trip because I'm

married?

No deer on guys' trip.

Bla bla bla guys' trip.

Dink?

We gotta go somewhere where folks don't

let us down.

Place where we fit in.

A real home.

Wow.

A place like that.

With other bears who totally get us.

If only we knew what that was.

Wait a minute.

A place where no one lets you down.

You stay here, rabbit.

Keep your eye on the stash.

Doug.

Why do you always let me down?

Circus in two days.

You could at least pretend to care.

Oh, was I supposed to catch you?

[Door slammed]

How classy.

Rehearsals over!

I'm telling you, Alistair.

One of these days, I'm gonna give that

diva a piece of my mind.

I'm sure you will.

I mean. Back where I came from.

I know. The zoo.

No.. No.. No...

For the last time.

It's the Wild Animal Park.

There's a difference, you know?

Anyway.

When I was in the Wild Animal Park.

No one treated me like that.

All the animals worshiped me.

There was one grizzly.

One king of the jungle.

Me.

Oh... See....

Just as soon as we get out of here.

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