Pee-wee's Big Holiday

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Wow.

I can't believe

we're already saying goodbye.

It's been great getting to know you,

Pee-wee Herman.

Earth sure is a great planet.

Your art, music, pizza.

You sure took to our customs fast.

Thanks for showing them to me.

I've loved these last two weeks.

I wish I didn't have to go.

Me, too.

Come with me, back to my planet.

Meet my family and friends.

Live with me.

I can't.

I need to stay here

with the people of Earth.

I'm going to miss my new best friend.

I'll never forget you, Pee-wee.

I'll always remember you, too, Yul.

Look.

I made us both friendship bracelets.

Pee-wee, they're beautiful.

Let's put them on.

I guess this is...

arrivederci then, right?

Right.

Arrivederci, Pee-wee Herman.

Arrivederci, Yul.

I want to go, but I can't leave home!

I can't leave home!

I can't leave home!

I want to go, but I can't leave home!

I can't leave home! I can't leave home!

I can't leave home.

I can't leave home!

I can't leave home!

Morning!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Apple-y!

- Good morning, Pee-wee!

- Morning, Mr. Murgatroyd!

- Pee-wee!

- Hi, kids!

Ooh! Ooh!

Hello!

Breakfast bar!

Scone, French toast, American toast...

Green grapes, sausages,

bacon, cinnamon toast!

Buh-bye!

Good morning, Pee-wee!

Good morning, Mrs. Rose!

Oh, look at you.

You're cute as a peanut!

Ow!

Have you heard about

those new corduroy pillows?

Corduroy pillows? No.

I'm surprised,

'cause they're making head lines!

Get it? "Head lines!"

Oh!

- Hold on. Hey, Ruby!

- Morning, Pee-wee.

- Last stop, Nana's Yarn Barn!

- Oh!

You're the sweetest boy in Fairville,

Pee-wee.

- Me?

- Is there anything sweeter than you?

Uh... a Root Beer Barrel?

That's right!

I know they're in here somewhere.

There it is.

No.

What was I looking for?

Oh...

Root Beer Barrels are my favorite!

Boop!

Ah!

Well, listen, you seem really busy.

Let me let you let me run.

- Bye, Mrs. Rose!

- Bye-bye, Pee-wee.

- Pee-wee!

- Yo, Billy!

- Hey, Pee-wee!

- Hey, Ben!

- Morning, Pee-wee!

- Kevin!

Pee-wee!

I'm so glad I bumped into you.

I've got an amazing deal

I want to tell you about.

You're gonna have to tell me later, Marvin.

I'm on my way to work.

Just a moment of your time.

Come on, Pee-wee.

Tell me, Pee-wee, where do you

picture yourself on vacation?

Mexico?

Or Morocco?

Mexico?

Morocco?

What is this?

A travel agency or a millinery?

Sorry, Marvin, I'm not interested.

Come on, Pee-wee.

Don't you ever wonder

- what life is like outside Fairville?

- Nope!

Marvin, you know I don't want

to go anywhere or try anything new.

Bye!

Phew!

Emily, you scared me there for a moment.

I know I have overdue books.

I'm gonna return them soon, I promise.

- I don't care about silly overdue books.

- Oh?

But I do have something special

I wanted to give to you.

Hmm.

The new Scuba Cop?

The Emerald Sharks?

And the sharks are hammerheads?

These are the exact type of sharks

that Scuba Cop hates the most!

I haven't received your RSVP

for the Book Club tomorrow night.

I was thinking that, maybe afterwards,

you and I might...

Whoa, whoa!

Emily, let me stop you right there.

The fact is...

I neglected to RSVP my regrets.

I have rehearsal that night. NA.

- NA?

- Not available.

Sorry.

Well, what time is your rehearsal?

Oh, uh, TBD.

- TBD?

- To be decided.

LATT, Em. IHTBG.

- What?

- LATT, IHTBG.

- IHT...

- "Look at the time."

"I have to be going."

You understand.

Yay! Work time!

Two eggs, fried, extra hash browns,

side of sausage. Enjoy!

Looks fantastic as always, Beverly.

Dan's Diner.

Dan speaking.

French toast is up, Bev!

Denver omelet.

Easy on the cheese.

Easy on the cheese-y, coming right up-y!

Boop.

Dudley! Sylvester! Clovis!

What are you guys doing here?

Pee-wee, we need to talk to you

about band rehearsal.

Well, it is unusual to be discussing

Renegades business at my workplace,

but, sure, what's up?

My promotion at the grocery store means

I'm gonna be working a lot more hours.

Nights.

Yeah, and my girlfriend's making me take

ballroom dancing with her

four times a week.

Nights.

My office just pressured me into joining

their nighttime bowling league.

Nights.

But the Renegades rehearse at night.

Hello? How's that gonna work

if all you guys are so busy at night?

It's not.

The Renegades are breaking up.

What?

- No!

- Things are changing.

None of us have enough time

to be in a band anymore.

I do!

That's because you're stuck in a rut,

Pee-wee.

We want to move on to other things.

What am I supposed to move on to?

What am I supposed to do

with my flutophone?

Why don't you think about a solo career?

Why don't you?

Good luck, you guys.

Good luck with all your stupid, important

reasons for breaking up the Renegades!

- Nice seeing you, Dan.

- Bye, Dan!

Pee-wee, I gotta say,

your French toast is perfection!

Thanks.

Same with your pancakes, Herman.

They drive me crazy!

Not that long a drive, Ernie, but thanks.

I'm taking this biscuit with me.

I love it.

Why don't you marry it?

Listen, you guys, you seem really busy.

Let me let you let me run, okay?

All right? Buh-bye!

- Thanks for coming.

- Later!

- See you tomorrow.

- Bye.

Hey, sport, can you watch over the diner?

I gotta go meet a couple pals at the lodge.

Sure, Dan. I'll be right here.

Where else would I go?

Gonna be right here.

Just like always.

Have fun with your pals!

Attaboy!

Sharks pulling off a jewel heist?

It could happen,

but not if Scuba Cop happens to be

swimming around!

Cool.

Double cool.

Triple cool.

Uh, hi! What can I get you?

- Milkshake, please.

- Flavor?

Let's say chocolate.

Sure. Three, two, one.

Chocolate.

Boop!

Ooh!

Ooh!

La, la, la, la, la, la, la.

La!

Boop! Think fast!

Wow!

Thanks, appreciate that.

Mmm.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Wow, man!

This milkshake is outrageous.

- I really mean it.

- Probably...

top five, all-time.

Thanks, my specialty.

You know what would go great

with a milkshake of this caliber?

A Root Beer Barrel!

Only the best candy in the world!

It really is!

Distant second?

Charleston Chew. Third?

Tie between two candies.

Rolos and Skittles!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up.

Well, all right,

Mr. Master Milkshake Maker,

what do you say you show me around

this little burg of yours?

Me? A tour of Fairville?

I'd love to!

Oh, I can't.

I gotta watch over the diner.

- I promised Dan and Beverly...

- "Promised Dan and Beverly"?

Will you listen to yourself?

You sound like a little baby.

We'll only be gone ten minutes.

Chillax, man.

Live a little.

What?

Live a little.

Live a little.

I have kind of limited experience

on a motorcycle.

Shh!

- You hear that?

- What?

It's the old highway callin'.

Get on.

Wicked-awesome view, dude!

- And it's right in your backyard.

- I'm glad you like it.

It roughly corresponds

to the model scale HO-187.

Wow, this is a whole new world for me.

A miniature world!

A miniature world.

I mean, look at the detail.

It's breathtaking.

You got a real gift, man.

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