Pee-wee's Big Holiday Page #5

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- Oh...

- Bye, Pee-wee.

- Bye, Pee-wee.

- Bye, Pee-wee.

- Bye.

Have fun.

- Step out with your hands up!

- Damn it.

You'll never catch me, copper!

Hey, stay right there.

- Hey, come back here!

- No.

I am not going back to the...

- No.

- Ow!

Howdy, New York.

New York, New York

New York, New York

You high and mighty, bright and shiny

Fabulous place

New York

New York, New York

You busy-dizzy, razzle-dazzle

Scandalous place

New York

Hello, New York

New York, New York

Hey! Watch where you're going!

I'll watch where I'm going

In New York

New York, New York

Ooh!

The Empire State Building

Wow, it's tall

The tallest building in the world

The many bridges

They feed the city

Boats and planes

Tunnels and trains

It's birthday party time!

Madison Square Garden

It isn't square

And it isn't a garden

Pee-wee, you're right

It's misleading

Grand Central Station

The city's train hub

Choo-choo

Hello.

Hi, how's it goin'?

Where are you off to?

Choo-choo, Choo-choo

Africa, Antarctica

Asia, Australia

Europe and the Americas

The United Nations

The hope for our future

World Peace

The choice is ours

Let's make it happen

I'm riding the subway

Beneath the city

It's underground!

Hey, is this going uptown?

I'm in the shower

Getting clean

Happy birthday, Joe!

I never had pizza

- One slice, please.

- One slice.

Mmm!

MK@mal

Pizza's delicious

I never knew

I feel alive!

Mmm, pizza!

The Statue of Liberty

Liberty

The Statue of France

It rhymes with underpants

Times Square

Way to go, Pee-wee

You made it, dude

Happy birthday, Joe!

It's Joe's birthday.

Happy birthday, Joe

Armani or Alfani

I'm inside a taxi

I'm on my way

I'm on my way!

Central Park

I'm almost there

I'm almost there.

This is it

I'm finally here

I'm finally here.

It's party-time

A night you won't forget

Look out!

Oh, my gosh.

I'm gonna miss Joe's party.

Help!

Help! Somebody, help! Help!

Help! Somebody, help!

And now for another

one of Joe's favorites!

Have you guys tried this Oreo salad?

I give it a ten.

I love these pickle wheels.

I'm obsessed with this cookie tower.

- Where is the birthday boy?

- Huh.

What could be keeping him

from the party of the century?

Where are you, Pee-wee?

Come in.

Pee-wee's never gonna make it.

It's okay, there's still time.

The party's only been going on

for a couple of hours.

Nah, I know him.

If he was coming, he'd be here already.

Why wouldn't he come?

Did I do something wrong, Shelly?

Of course not.

Inviting him to a party cross-country,

I mean, who does that?

I should've known better.

Stupid Joe.

Stupid, stupid Joe.

I'm gonna let you

have some space.

Pee-wee, where are you?

Well, well, well.

I'm trapped in a well.

Halfway to hell.

I sure hope I don't crack up down here.

Uh-oh! Too late!

Mr. Lincoln, what are you doing here?

I am here to tell you

something very important.

Always eat your vegetables.

I hate vegetables!

Eat those Brussels sprouts!

I command you.

I am the President of the United States.

Your Majesty.

Don't you "Your Majesty" me.

Do you happen to know,

has the hamburger train arrived yet?

Why don't you look

at the schedule?

Why don't you?

We suspect that you've stolen

the palace jewels.

Where are they?

Hand them over.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I've never seen those jewels.

Uh-oh.

My last match.

Shut up, you little baby!

It doesn't matter

if you make it to the party.

- Joe won't even notice you're not there.

- Yes, he will.

You're a nobody.

From Nowhere-ville.

It's Fairville.

Nobody will notice or care!

Not Joe, not Fairville...

Not nobody.

You'll never get out of here.

Help! Help! Help!

- Help!

- Hold on...

- Help!

- Do you hear that?

I'm here live in Central Park,

where a boy has fallen down a well.

Paramedics have just arrived on the scene.

Due to safety concerns and restrictions,

a rescue team...

Now you're in bed?

It's my party, Shelly.

Your guests are asking where you are.

Some of them have traveled half-way

around the world to be here.

There is only one person that I wanted

to show up to my party and he didn't.

I know that you're upset about Pee-wee,

but why don't you come downstairs,

open some presents?

Venus and Serena are here.

Elton.

No, I'm just gonna stay here.

Okay, I'll tell everyone

that you aren't ready yet.

When he was asked if he needed anything,

the boy requested, quote,

"Root Beer Barrels.

A lot of Root Beer Barrels, please."

- And a search is underway...

- Root Beer Barrels?

...at this very moment,

for those Root Beer Barrels.

Reporting live from Central Park,

I'm Julie Andrews.

Central Park!

Hold on, Pee-wee.

Joe Manganiello to your rescue.

May my hand be steady.

Bull's-eye.

Here I come, Pee-wee!

Captain Jones.

Good evening.

Joe Manganiello?

- What are you...

- The boy trapped down the well.

What's his name?

Well, Mr. Manganiello,

I can't give that information.

Captain... is his name Pee-wee Herman?

Well, yeah.

Yes, it is.

How'd you know?

He's my friend.

- Now, what's the plan on getting him out?

- Well...

And we have just received the name

of the boy who fell down the well,

Pee-wee Herman.

Shut up, everybody!

We know this guy.

Turn up the volume, Tugboat!

Pee-wee?

You know Pee-wee?

You know Pee-wee?

Quiet down, everybody!

Pee-wee's in trouble.

MK@mal

Pee-wee!

Joe!

Welcome to New York.

Happy birthday, Joe.

I fell down a well.

Yeah, I heard.

How are things going down there?

Great! Really good.

I'll be right up!

Actually, Pee-wee,

I was just informed that,

for safety reasons...

they won't be able to get you

out of this well for another two days.

Oh...

So, I guess I'll be...

Missing my party, yeah.

I did everything you said, Joe!

I broke rules, I broke hearts.

I lived a little.

I wanted to find out who I was.

Well, I found out, all right!

I'm a stupid little baby

crying at the bottom of this crappy well!

Come on, Pee-wee.

You can do it.

They'll get you out, sport.

You probably didn't even notice

I wasn't at your party!

Are you kidding?

Pee-wee, can I tell you something?

Ten minutes ago,

I was bawling my eyes out.

You were? Why?

Because...

I thought you weren't coming to my party.

Really?

Mmm-hmm.

I'm getting you out of here, Pee-wee.

Just hang on.

I'll be right back.

- Captain...

- Yeah.

I can't wait two days.

I need Pee-wee out of that well now.

No, it's too dangerous.

Gotta make sure the well

doesn't collapse on him.

Collapse on him?

Darn it, Captain, how could

something like this even happen?

Why wasn't there something

covering the well?

You're right, Mr. Manganiello.

That's the problem.

This metal plate should've

been covering the well.

Metal plate?

Wait...

I've got it.

Heads up, Pee-wee!

Ow!

Hold on, Pee-wee.

My God!

- Come on.

- Come on.

- Just a little further!

- My brain!

I gotcha!

Pee-wee!

Come on!

- Joe!

- Pee-wee!

Happy birthday!

The boy in the well is free!

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