Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Page #10
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1985
- 87 min
- 1,141 Views
840
01:
09:46,199 -- 01:09:50,192Yeah, right. Bears. Maybe l should
go home, get something to eat.
841
01:
09:50,359 -- 01:09:53,510Oh, hi, fella. Hi, nice to see you.
Nice shades. Nice shades.
842
01:
09:53,679 -- 01:09:55,271Oh, nice bridge. Little shaky.
843
01:
10:02,919 -- 01:10:05,353Hey, l like this place. l really like it.
844
01:
10:06,079 -- 01:10:09,788-He's home.
-Yeah, home. l like it, l like it.
845
01:
10:09,999 -- 01:10:13,787Lot of big steps, lot of graffiti on the wall.
A cavelike atmosphere.
846
01:
10:13,959 -- 01:10:16,632Just like The Flintstones.
Where's Fred and Wilma?
847
01:
10:16,799 -- 01:10:18,676-He's cool.
-Where you been all my life?
848
01:
10:18,839 -- 01:10:22,878Don't get fresh. Maybe later.
849
01:
10:23,039 -- 01:10:24,552l'm in trouble.
850
01:
10:24,719 -- 01:10:28,553What a place! Looks like a flea market.
l went shopping yesterday.
851
01:
10:28,719 -- 01:10:31,438We got the same barber.
You get a headache from that?
852
01:
10:33,919 -- 01:10:37,389You'll be awfully lonely sleeping without
Mrs. Beasley.
853
01:
10:37,559 -- 01:10:39,470-I know.
-Zed?
854
01:
10:39,639 -- 01:10:43,348-l'm watching Family Affair.
-Zed.
855
01:
10:43,519 -- 01:10:46,636lt's a rerun. What do you want?
856
01:
10:46,799 -- 01:10:52,590-l think he'd be a good Scullion.
-You don't think, Flacko. You ask!
857
01:
10:52,759 -- 01:10:56,308-You got a name? What do they call you?
-Jughead.
858
01:
10:56,879 -- 01:11:00,997Jughead. My mother's name
was Jughead.
859
01:
11:01,359 -- 01:11:05,910-Well, l've been thinking of changing it.
-Why? lt's a good American name.
860
01:
11:06,079 -- 01:11:08,035As such!
861
01:
11:08,399 -- 01:11:12,074Right, right, right. Yeah, nice place.
Great place.
862
01:
11:12,439 -- 01:11:17,035Thank you very much. l had a woman who
used to come in here about once a week. . .
863
01:
11:17,199 -- 01:11:19,713. . .but l had to fire her. lt didn't pan out.
864
01:
11:19,879 -- 01:11:22,154-Oh, really? l might know someone.
-Shut up!
865
01:
11:22,319 -- 01:11:26,153-l don't know anyone. Not a person.
-What are you so nervous about?
866
01:
11:26,319 -- 01:11:29,834l don't know. l don't know. l don't know.
The place weirds me out.
867
01:
11:29,999 -- 01:11:33,833-It smells like animals.
-They took him to my place?
868
01:
11:33,999 -- 01:11:35,318-Where are we?
-The old zoo.
869
01:
11:35,479 -- 01:11:36,958The old zoo!
870
01:
11:38,479 -- 01:11:43,234The old zoo. The old--
Not the new zoo, but the old zoo.
871
01:
11:43,399 -- 01:11:45,629You have a cigarette? Some smokes?
872
01:
11:45,799 -- 01:11:47,471-The old zoo.
-The old zoo?
873
01:
11:47,639 -- 01:11:51,552-l never even saw the new zoo.
-Well, now's your chance, Schtulman.
874
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11:51,719 -- 01:11:56,349Lou may love it. lt'll be like a new home.
Turn the wheel!
875
01:
11:59,599 -- 01:12:02,477What about a light?
876
01:
12:04,879 -- 01:12:07,234You shouldn't smoke.
lt's bad for your health.
877
01:
12:08,319 -- 01:12:11,117-Think l'll quit.
-Sunday, Sunday at Raceway Park.
878
01:
12:11,279 -- 01:12:15,431-Dragsters--
-You're wired!
879
01:
12:16,319 -- 01:12:19,629-You're a cop.
-No, no, no. l'm a singer.
880
01:
12:21,839 -- 01:12:23,955You're a cop.
881
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12:25,199 -- 01:12:27,349And you're an ugly cop.
882
01:
12:28,159 -- 01:12:31,993Attention all units. Attention all units.
We've got a 997 at the old zoo.
883
01:
12:32,159 -- 01:12:35,390-997?
-We've got a 997 at the old zoo.
884
01:
12:35,559 -- 01:12:38,392A 997 at the old zoo.
Mahoney needs help.
885
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12:38,919 -- 01:12:43,435Step on it, please. Not you, Lou!
886
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12:43,599 -- 01:12:46,557All units. We have a 997
at the old abandoned zoo!
887
01:
12:46,719 -- 01:12:49,438-What are you doing?
-l was calling for assistance.
888
01:
12:49,599 -- 01:12:52,716-Mahoney's in trouble.
-Mahoney is suspended.
889
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12:52,879 -- 01:12:55,598You will do nothing of the kind.
890
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12:56,879 -- 01:12:58,756Hurry! Hurry! Mahoney's in trouble!
891
01:
12:58,919 -- 01:13:01,831-Mahoney!
-Let's go!
892
01:
13:05,359 -- 01:13:07,475-What's up?
-Mahoney's in trouble.
893
01:
13:07,639 -- 01:13:09,516-Let me drive.
-Will you get in!
894
01:
13:09,679 -- 01:13:12,716Hey! Wait a minute!
895
01:
13:13,239 -- 01:13:15,275Wait a minute!
896
01:
13:15,439 -- 01:13:19,591-Don't make me flare my nostrils!
-Excuse me, Zed. Look, relax.
897
01:
13:19,759 -- 01:13:22,319You gotta calm down.
You gotta breathe with me.
898
01:
13:22,479 -- 01:13:25,551-One, two, three.
-l'm getting too much caffeine.
899
01:
13:25,719 -- 01:13:29,507-Yeah, l know. l'm gonna go now.
-l ought to kill you!
900
01:
13:29,759 -- 01:13:31,158-Hightower.
-Yes, sir?
901
01:
13:31,319 -- 01:13:33,833l want you and Jones to cross that bridge.
902
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13:33,999 -- 01:13:37,355Wait outside this entrance until
you hear my signal. Get going.
903
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13:37,519 -- 01:13:39,430No going.
904
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13:39,599 -- 01:13:42,955Well, well, well.
905
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13:43,439 -- 01:13:46,795lf it isn't the former captain. . .
906
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13:47,679 -- 01:13:50,193. . .Pete Lassard.
907
01:
13:51,639 -- 01:13:56,838-What the hell do you think you're doing?
-l'm making a plan of attack.
908
01:
13:56,999 -- 01:14:01,072Now, there's an air vent on top
of that cave. l'll be going in through there.
909
01:
14:01,239 -- 01:14:04,515Like hell you are. l'm in charge here.
910
01:
14:04,679 -- 01:14:06,397-Fackler.
-Yes, sir.
911
01:
14:06,559 -- 01:14:09,278-You'll come with me.
-Where?
912
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14:09,439 -- 01:14:11,555To the air vent.
913
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14:13,199 -- 01:14:14,632Captain Mauser.
914
01:
14:21,599 -- 01:14:25,308-We're gonna do this my way.
-l'm not gonna move my elbow.
915
01:
14:25,479 -- 01:14:29,836-l don't need that. l need that.
-Get out of here!
916
01:
14:29,999 -- 01:14:32,308Wanna trade?
917
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14:33,079 -- 01:14:34,797Okay, up you go, sir.
918
01:
14:36,999 -- 01:14:40,753-Get your hand out of my ass!
-Sorry, sorry.
919
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14:44,039 -- 01:14:47,111-Mauser! Mauser!
-Captain Mauser. Come on.
920
01:
14:47,279 -- 01:14:48,712Sorry.
921
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14:58,079 -- 01:15:01,037-What is this place?
-Bear cave.
922
01:
15:01,199 -- 01:15:04,236-Come on.
-Oh, drawbridge.
923
01:
15:10,559 -- 01:15:12,595-What's that?
-Rats.
924
01:
15:12,759 -- 01:15:15,148-Rats?
-Rats.
925
01:
15:16,279 -- 01:15:19,396Good idea. You stay here,
cover the outside.
926
01:
15:19,559 -- 01:15:22,915Be right back. l hope.
927
01:
15:38,759 -- 01:15:41,193Wait, wait, wait!
Blow out the candle.
928
01:
15:45,159 -- 01:15:46,911-Wait a minute!
-Wow.
929
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15:47,079 -- 01:15:48,910Get back!
930
01:
15:49,079 -- 01:15:51,752Sorry, l'm nervous. What?
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