Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Page #10

Synopsis: Mahoney and friends have graduated from the Police Academy (1984) and are issued with their first assignments. As before, their cheerfulness and devotion to duty outweigh any shortcomings, but are they ready to do battle with a band graffiti daubing terrorists?
Genre: Comedy
Production: Warner Home Video
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
39
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
PG-13
Year:
1985
87 min
1,141 Views


840

01:
09:46,199 -- 01:09:50,192

Yeah, right. Bears. Maybe l should

go home, get something to eat.

841

01:
09:50,359 -- 01:09:53,510

Oh, hi, fella. Hi, nice to see you.

Nice shades. Nice shades.

842

01:
09:53,679 -- 01:09:55,271

Oh, nice bridge. Little shaky.

843

01:
10:02,919 -- 01:10:05,353

Hey, l like this place. l really like it.

844

01:
10:06,079 -- 01:10:09,788

-He's home.

-Yeah, home. l like it, l like it.

845

01:
10:09,999 -- 01:10:13,787

Lot of big steps, lot of graffiti on the wall.

A cavelike atmosphere.

846

01:
10:13,959 -- 01:10:16,632

Just like The Flintstones.

Where's Fred and Wilma?

847

01:
10:16,799 -- 01:10:18,676

-He's cool.

-Where you been all my life?

848

01:
10:18,839 -- 01:10:22,878

Don't get fresh. Maybe later.

849

01:
10:23,039 -- 01:10:24,552

l'm in trouble.

850

01:
10:24,719 -- 01:10:28,553

What a place! Looks like a flea market.

l went shopping yesterday.

851

01:
10:28,719 -- 01:10:31,438

We got the same barber.

You get a headache from that?

852

01:
10:33,919 -- 01:10:37,389

You'll be awfully lonely sleeping without

Mrs. Beasley.

853

01:
10:37,559 -- 01:10:39,470

-I know.

-Zed?

854

01:
10:39,639 -- 01:10:43,348

-l'm watching Family Affair.

-Zed.

855

01:
10:43,519 -- 01:10:46,636

lt's a rerun. What do you want?

856

01:
10:46,799 -- 01:10:52,590

-l think he'd be a good Scullion.

-You don't think, Flacko. You ask!

857

01:
10:52,759 -- 01:10:56,308

-You got a name? What do they call you?

-Jughead.

858

01:
10:56,879 -- 01:11:00,997

Jughead. My mother's name

was Jughead.

859

01:
11:01,359 -- 01:11:05,910

-Well, l've been thinking of changing it.

-Why? lt's a good American name.

860

01:
11:06,079 -- 01:11:08,035

As such!

861

01:
11:08,399 -- 01:11:12,074

Right, right, right. Yeah, nice place.

Great place.

862

01:
11:12,439 -- 01:11:17,035

Thank you very much. l had a woman who

used to come in here about once a week. . .

863

01:
11:17,199 -- 01:11:19,713

. . .but l had to fire her. lt didn't pan out.

864

01:
11:19,879 -- 01:11:22,154

-Oh, really? l might know someone.

-Shut up!

865

01:
11:22,319 -- 01:11:26,153

-l don't know anyone. Not a person.

-What are you so nervous about?

866

01:
11:26,319 -- 01:11:29,834

l don't know. l don't know. l don't know.

The place weirds me out.

867

01:
11:29,999 -- 01:11:33,833

-It smells like animals.

-They took him to my place?

868

01:
11:33,999 -- 01:11:35,318

-Where are we?

-The old zoo.

869

01:
11:35,479 -- 01:11:36,958

The old zoo!

870

01:
11:38,479 -- 01:11:43,234

The old zoo. The old--

Not the new zoo, but the old zoo.

871

01:
11:43,399 -- 01:11:45,629

You have a cigarette? Some smokes?

872

01:
11:45,799 -- 01:11:47,471

-The old zoo.

-The old zoo?

873

01:
11:47,639 -- 01:11:51,552

-l never even saw the new zoo.

-Well, now's your chance, Schtulman.

874

01:
11:51,719 -- 01:11:56,349

Lou may love it. lt'll be like a new home.

Turn the wheel!

875

01:
11:59,599 -- 01:12:02,477

What about a light?

What about some little fire?

876

01:
12:04,879 -- 01:12:07,234

You shouldn't smoke.

lt's bad for your health.

877

01:
12:08,319 -- 01:12:11,117

-Think l'll quit.

-Sunday, Sunday at Raceway Park.

878

01:
12:11,279 -- 01:12:15,431

-Dragsters--

-You're wired!

879

01:
12:16,319 -- 01:12:19,629

-You're a cop.

-No, no, no. l'm a singer.

880

01:
12:21,839 -- 01:12:23,955

You're a cop.

881

01:
12:25,199 -- 01:12:27,349

And you're an ugly cop.

882

01:
12:28,159 -- 01:12:31,993

Attention all units. Attention all units.

We've got a 997 at the old zoo.

883

01:
12:32,159 -- 01:12:35,390

-997?

-We've got a 997 at the old zoo.

884

01:
12:35,559 -- 01:12:38,392

A 997 at the old zoo.

Mahoney needs help.

885

01:
12:38,919 -- 01:12:43,435

Step on it, please. Not you, Lou!

886

01:
12:43,599 -- 01:12:46,557

All units. We have a 997

at the old abandoned zoo!

887

01:
12:46,719 -- 01:12:49,438

-What are you doing?

-l was calling for assistance.

888

01:
12:49,599 -- 01:12:52,716

-Mahoney's in trouble.

-Mahoney is suspended.

889

01:
12:52,879 -- 01:12:55,598

You will do nothing of the kind.

890

01:
12:56,879 -- 01:12:58,756

Hurry! Hurry! Mahoney's in trouble!

891

01:
12:58,919 -- 01:13:01,831

-Mahoney!

-Let's go!

892

01:
13:05,359 -- 01:13:07,475

-What's up?

-Mahoney's in trouble.

893

01:
13:07,639 -- 01:13:09,516

-Let me drive.

-Will you get in!

894

01:
13:09,679 -- 01:13:12,716

Hey! Wait a minute!

895

01:
13:13,239 -- 01:13:15,275

Wait a minute!

896

01:
13:15,439 -- 01:13:19,591

-Don't make me flare my nostrils!

-Excuse me, Zed. Look, relax.

897

01:
13:19,759 -- 01:13:22,319

You gotta calm down.

You gotta breathe with me.

898

01:
13:22,479 -- 01:13:25,551

-One, two, three.

-l'm getting too much caffeine.

899

01:
13:25,719 -- 01:13:29,507

-Yeah, l know. l'm gonna go now.

-l ought to kill you!

900

01:
13:29,759 -- 01:13:31,158

-Hightower.

-Yes, sir?

901

01:
13:31,319 -- 01:13:33,833

l want you and Jones to cross that bridge.

902

01:
13:33,999 -- 01:13:37,355

Wait outside this entrance until

you hear my signal. Get going.

903

01:
13:37,519 -- 01:13:39,430

No going.

904

01:
13:39,599 -- 01:13:42,955

Well, well, well.

905

01:
13:43,439 -- 01:13:46,795

lf it isn't the former captain. . .

906

01:
13:47,679 -- 01:13:50,193

. . .Pete Lassard.

907

01:
13:51,639 -- 01:13:56,838

-What the hell do you think you're doing?

-l'm making a plan of attack.

908

01:
13:56,999 -- 01:14:01,072

Now, there's an air vent on top

of that cave. l'll be going in through there.

909

01:
14:01,239 -- 01:14:04,515

Like hell you are. l'm in charge here.

910

01:
14:04,679 -- 01:14:06,397

-Fackler.

-Yes, sir.

911

01:
14:06,559 -- 01:14:09,278

-You'll come with me.

-Where?

912

01:
14:09,439 -- 01:14:11,555

To the air vent.

913

01:
14:13,199 -- 01:14:14,632

Captain Mauser.

914

01:
14:21,599 -- 01:14:25,308

-We're gonna do this my way.

-l'm not gonna move my elbow.

915

01:
14:25,479 -- 01:14:29,836

-l don't need that. l need that.

-Get out of here!

916

01:
14:29,999 -- 01:14:32,308

Wanna trade?

917

01:
14:33,079 -- 01:14:34,797

Okay, up you go, sir.

918

01:
14:36,999 -- 01:14:40,753

-Get your hand out of my ass!

-Sorry, sorry.

919

01:
14:44,039 -- 01:14:47,111

-Mauser! Mauser!

-Captain Mauser. Come on.

920

01:
14:47,279 -- 01:14:48,712

Sorry.

921

01:
14:58,079 -- 01:15:01,037

-What is this place?

-Bear cave.

922

01:
15:01,199 -- 01:15:04,236

-Come on.

-Oh, drawbridge.

923

01:
15:10,559 -- 01:15:12,595

-What's that?

-Rats.

924

01:
15:12,759 -- 01:15:15,148

-Rats?

-Rats.

925

01:
15:16,279 -- 01:15:19,396

Good idea. You stay here,

cover the outside.

926

01:
15:19,559 -- 01:15:22,915

Be right back. l hope.

927

01:
15:38,759 -- 01:15:41,193

Wait, wait, wait!

Blow out the candle.

928

01:
15:45,159 -- 01:15:46,911

-Wait a minute!

-Wow.

929

01:
15:47,079 -- 01:15:48,910

Get back!

930

01:
15:49,079 -- 01:15:51,752

Sorry, l'm nervous. What?

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Neal Israel

Neal Israel is an American actor, screenwriter, film and television producer and director best known for his comedic work in the 1980s for films such as Police Academy, Real Genius, and Bachelor Party. more…

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