Rango
bRANGO/b
Rango! Rango!
Rango!
We are gathered here today
to immortalize in song
the life and untimely death
of a great legend.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy your low
calorie popcorn and assorted confections,
while we tell you the strange and
bewildering tale of a hero
who has yet to enter his own story
Hmmm. Hmmmaoh. Muh. Mmmuh!
Mmmmuh! Hmmmuh!
Crunchy-creamy-cookie-candy
-cupcake.
Okay, everybody!
Let's take it from the top.
The stage is set. The night
moist with apprehension.
Alone in her chamber, the princess
prepares to take her own life.
It is far better to nourish
worms than to live without love!
She reaches for
the poison chalice.
Meanwhile, the wicked Malvolio
plots his ascension to the throne.
While her aging father
lies gravely ill.
Yes, I'm gravely ill...
Hark, who goes there?
It is I!
The much anticipated hero
returning to rescue
his emotionally unstable maiden.
Unhand her you jailers of virtue or
taste the bitter sting of my vengeance!
The sting of my...the....
Doctor Marks? Doctor Marks,
I'm not getting anything from you!
People, we've talked about this!
Acting is reacting.
Victor, you were wooden!
There, I said it.
Mister Tims, you were good.
Perhaps a little too good!
What's that, Victor? My character's
undefined? That's absurd!
I know who I am. I'm thee...
I'm the guy! The protagonist, the hero!
I mean, who else is better qualified to bask
in the adulation of his numerous companions!
The stage is waiting.
The audience thirsts for adventure.
Who am I?
I could be anyone!
I...I could be the sea captain
returning from a mighty voyage,
to reclaim his mechanical arm!
Or the rogue anthropologist,
battling pythons down in the Congo!
Down, Chunga!
And if you desire romance, I will become
the greatest lover the world has ever known!
Hola!
I couldn't help but notice
You know the womens find me
uncomfortably good looking.
But you seem remarkably at ease.
Oh, stop it!
No, really...
Well, if you must!
Ha ha! What are you doing?
Oh! That tickles!
Are those real?
That's it! Conflict! Victor, you
were right! I have been undefined!
People, I've had an epiphany!
The hero cannot exist in a vacuum!
an ironic, unexpected event,
that will propel the hero into conflict.
Mister Tims?
...oye...
That's right! You!
Don't be shy. Come on.
Is okay.
That's it,
a little closer...
Ah. Good.
I won't bite you.
I need a little help here.
Uh...are you okay?
I must get to the other side.
The other side? You mean just now
that was you crossing the road?
That's why... Why did you do that?!
- This is my quest. He waits for me.
Whe... What...Who?
The Spirit of the West, amigo.
The One.
They say he rides an alabaster carriage
with golden guardians to protect him.
Wha...
What are you talking about?
Enlightenment.
Nothing?! Your delusional quest
just ruined my life!
I had an incredibly complex social network!
Highly sophisticated friends! I was very popular!
Friends? I don't see no friends. - Well,
uhm... - You are a very lonely lizard.
Now...Help me up, and I'll
help you find what you seek.
Uhh...You will? - Quickly now.
I must get back to my quest.
You mean, you've done this before?
- O, yes. Many times.
Come, come. - Argh... - That'sit.
Pull my finger.
Uhh... - The Spirit is
waiting for me!
Okay, okay...
Okay! That's not gonna work.
- I must get to the other side.
Why don't you just wait
until there are no cars coming?
Is not so easy as it looks...
A what?
Is a metaphore.
Hey, there's another one!
I knew it!
You need a little help,
amigo?
I think the metaphore broke my spleen.
- The path to knowledge
is fraught with consequence.
Yeah... I'm just lookog for
the path to water.
If you want to find water,
you must first find dirt.
Dirt?
Destiny, she is kind to you.
Tomorrow is Wednesday,
the water comes.
At noon the towns people gather
for a mysterious ritual...
Wow! What uhhh...a town? Like
with real people and everything?
Where? - A days journey.
Follow your shadow.
You want me to just walk out
into the desert?
Uhumm... Tha's the way.
Okay. So you're saying there's a town,
a real town? Not a metaphor town?
Go on.
It's okay.
Okay. Well, then I'm going.
I am leaving the road
- now!
I'm walking ... into...
the desert!
Alone!
- We all have our journeys to make!
I will see you on the other side...
Welcome, amigo,
to the land without end,
the closest of friends...
we sing of his courage
in this gleeful sung song,
Better pay close attetnion,
he won't be here long...
Here in the Mojave desert, animals
have had millions of years to adapt
to the harsh environment.
But the lizard, he is going to die.
Four score and seven years ago...
Our fathers... - Don't move!
What?
Don't move!
- I'm not moving!
I'm not moving.
- Try to blend in.
What? Blend in?
Wha...whaaa...what do you mean?
Blend in!
Huh? Wh..wha...wha...
what are you saying?
Too late. - No! No! It's not too late!
I..I'm blending! I'm a blender!
Calm down!
What are you doing?
Don't move!
Try not to look conspicuous.
Hey, pst!
Whad'ya doing?
I'm blending.
- Go and blend somewhere else.
Don't distract me!
- No room at the inn!
It's an art not a science!!
- Find your own hiding place!
This is good. - Oh, here she comes!
You better run, Mojito!
What? But you said "don't move".
- That was before. Now... you run!
Adios, amigo.
Oh, hey!
Where's your basket?
Oh, thirsty?
Please! Please don't! Please don't!
I have vertigo! My glands are swollen!
Please, no...
Hey...Madre de Dios!
You! I kill you, you stupid lizard
Get out of there!
I can't help but taste the days
of action! - Oh just shut up and shoot!
No, wait! Come back!
I was just kidding!
We friends, hey?
- I...I don't know you.
Lizards, frogs...- Move over!
- We' practically related!
Move over! - I let you
kiss my sister!
You son of a ....
Where are your friends
now, amigo?
Heeeeeeeelp!
Get your slimy,
webbed phalanges off my boots!
Oh! Uh...sorry!! - I got a beat on you,
stranger. You get up real slow.
Or you wanna spend your afternoon
pickin' your face back together!
No, no, no, no, ma'm,
I don't...
Who are you?
- Whhhoo...am I?
I'm askin' the questions here!
We're in the middle of a drought
now someone's
dumping water in the desert.
Now I suppose it's indeterminable s
omethin' to mention
but I intend to find out
what role you play in all this.
Role? - What are you involved in?
Oh! Well, I...I'm glad you asked. I've got
two one acts, a mystery and a musical
I've been gestating.
I've got the words. I'm just kinda
workin' on the melody. It's like a...
a western.
Hey, monkey got a cracker... Hmhmhm
His mother's making supper.. La-la-la-la...
You ain't from round here,
are you?
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