Resolution

What are ya, gonna surround me?

Oh! You don't belong here.

F*** you! You put it down.

Where ya going?

Ah!

Daddy hurt himself.

Ha-ha-ha, it's not

gonna fit you!

And you don't do

that to a friend.

Oh, God!

Oh, no!

Ah-h-h!

It's a horrible idea.

Look, if he says no,

I'll just come back home.

It's stupid

and selfish.

Be safe, okay?

Okay.

6:
45 M.A.

Woo!

You're wearing the hat now?

That's fine, that's fine.

Hey, don't take it off.

No, I got a hat hook for ya.

Right over there.

Just sit there.

Glorious!

It's glorious!

Oh, Christmas!

Oh, Santa Claus.

Chris!

Chris, it's Michael.

Can I come up?

Who?

Mike Danube, your best friend.

Yeah, man.

Just don't scare away

the birds though.

Seriously.

Okay.

Do not scare the birds!

Okay, I'm coming up, all right?

Don't shoot, okay?

Sure.

Holy sh*t, man!

F***ing Mike!

How the f*** are ya, man?

I'm good, man, I'm good.

You?

Oh, God, f***ing

fantastic, man.

F***ing living the dream, man.

Isn't this f***ing the tits?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's, uh, something else.

Yeah.

How'd you find this place?

You sent me a map.

F***, I did?

Goddamn, man,

these f***ing bugs

are trying to f***ing

get me, dude.

They're trying to eat me like they

got this goddamn tree over here.

Yeah, I read about that.

It's a parasite,

a beetle, right?

Yeah, yeah.

It f***ing flies, too.

Did you know that?

A lot of people

don't know that.

I wouldn't give a sh*t if they

ate the entire tree, but no,

they f***ing leave

it like a dick

to f***ing remind me that

they'll f***ing eat me.

Oh, f***ing shut the f*** up!

I swear to God

these f***ing birds

are just f***ing take

my sh*t all the time

and they will not

f***ing shut up.

Oh, God, eat my f***ing...

I got drinks, man,

you want a drink?

Sure.

Come on, man, let's

get f***ing drinks.

Come on.

Okay.

Mike, it is good to see you.

Seriously, I am glad you

got to see this place.

It's a very special place to

me and you get to see it.

I'm happy.

Yeah, of course.

Oh, God.

You look, uh...

You lost a, a ton of weight.

Oh, yeah, I can

see my dick now.

Crack-kins,

huh?

You've been busy.

F*** yeah I've been busy, man.

The inspiration,

I'm telling you,

it just f***ing

flows through me

like a river of...

Crap, where's my f***ing pipe?

Okay.

All right.

Give me my pipe, dude.

I don't have it.

Mike, f*** you.

Give me my f***ing

pipe right now!

I don't have your pipe.

Mike, you f***ing a**hole!

No, don't f***ing judge me with

your shitty f***ing eyes goddamnit.

Really?

It was the f***ing birds.

You're right, I gotcha.

Okay, here it comes.

Sh*t! Godda... Oh,

f***ing bullets.

Out of f***ing bullets!

Goddammit, man!

Chris, it's okay, man, all right?

I see your pipe.

You see it?

Yes, yes, it's outside, okay?

I'm, I'm gonna go outside

and I'm gonna get it.

Okay. I'm gonna bring

it back to you.

Bring it back.

Just have a seat on your

mattress and chill out.

You're the boss.

All right, I'll

be waiting here.

All right.

You're a good friend, Michael.

Yeah.

I'm sorry this had to happen

when you came to visit me.

Oh.

Oh, f*** Mike, you're

a f***ing lifesaver.

Oh, God.

Oh, there we go.

Oh, God.

F***, man.

That's a lot better, dude.

F***, that was a close one.

Oh, God.

Sorry, man.

For what?

All right, look, I came here

to ask you one last time.

Can we get in my truck

and take you somewhere?

Oh, come on, dude, no way, man.

This...

Mike this is my f***ing

destiny, man, you know that.

All I'm asking is

that you get clean

for one week, okay?

If after that you

want to go back

to dying here, that's fine.

No.

No way.

Okay.

All right.

Well, goodbye.

What?

Mike, don't f***ing...

Here, dude, don't leave.

Finish your drink, man.

Come on, sit down.

Come on, finish your drink.

Sit down, finish your

drink, talk to me.

How's...

How's your wife?

How's, um... Jennifer. Jennifer.

Is good.

Jennifer's good, right?

Okay, that's good.

Is she still mad at

me about the wedding?

Yes.

Really?

Yeah, actually, yeah, nobody,

nobody really likes you

very much right now.

Oh, that sucks.

You can fix it.

Oh, God, there's no...

Do you remem...

I don't think I can fix that.

God.

Oh God, Mike, I got

a f***ing dog.

Can you believe that?

I finally got a f***ing dog.

It's so f***ing awesome.

She doesn't live here,

but she visits me every day.

We're, uh, we're writing

a book together

on, uh, squirrels.

Her idea.

When's the last time you slept?

Oh, f***.

Jeez, I don't know.

Well, all right.

Really?

Yeah.

You're leavin'?

All right, man.

In seven days the last

molecule of that sh*t

will be leaving your body.

After that, you wanna die,

I will throw you the key,

and you'll never see me again.

Mike, what are ya doing?

Mike, what the f***?

Look, I'm gonna,

I'm gonna go to the store.

I'll be back in a half hour.

Mike!

Mike, f*** off!

Mike, take this f***ing off me

right f***ing now!

Try and sleep it off.

Michael!

F*** you, Mike!

Are you f***ing kidding me?

Mike!

Mike!

Oh, my f***ing God, Mike,

you're a f***ing dead man!

F***ing let me out

of this f***ing thing!

Michael!

Oh, f***!

I tried, there's no,

there's no signal at the cabin.

Yeah, he, uh, he

says he's gonna try.

He was being

surprisingly agreeable.

So...

Yeah, I know, it is a miracle.

I know, I know, there're much

bigger responsibilities.

Well, hey.

Well, hi, where'd

you come from?

What's your name?

Hey.

Hi.

Hi.

Pretty dog.

Hey.

Where'd you get that?

My pocket.

I don't want my

teeth to fall out.

Michael, when you were gone

I took a long, hard

look at myself.

You're right.

I'm pretty f***ed up.

I need to go to rehab.

I'm ready, man.

I'm ready for you

to take me to rehab.

Let's do this.

Uncuff me.

What are you doing?

Why are you doing that?

Mike, let me out

of the f***ing cuffs.

Do you know why

Jimi Hendrix died?

He didn't have Mike Danube

and a set of handcuffs

to save his life.

Here, you're gonna need

water and calories.

It's an empty bag anyway.

Hey, I found someone

you know outside.

Are Billy and Micah outside?

No, you still talk

to those degenerates?

They're my drug dealers.

Oh my God, Sara!

Kill Mike.

Kill Mike, Sara.

I found an address on her tags.

I should probably take

her back to her owner.

Oh yeah, great idea, Mike.

Take away the only thing

in life that keeps me

from killing myself.

She has a really

good imagination.

Hey, some ointment

for your wrist.

I'm gonna fire up some

chili, you want some?

Does it got crack

in it, motherf***er?

Okay, at least drink something.

I read that the dehydration

will only make this worse.

Thank you for this.

I appreciate it.

Please, Michael.

Please.

I need it.

Please, Michael.

Please, Michael.

Please.

I need it, Michael.

Please.

Please, Michael.

I need it.

Please.

Please, Mike.

I need it, Mike.

Please.

Please, Mike.

Please, Michael.

Give me the f***ing key, Mike!

Give me the f***ing key, man!

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