Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 Page #6

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( IMITATES GUNFIRE )

When the rubble cleared

after the nuclear meltdown

from the original

"Class of Nuke 'Em High,"

this laser was all

that was left.

And, might I add, this laser is

highly unstable.

But I'm sure it no longer works.

( HUMMING )

( SCREAMS )

Mother of f***.

Let's go.

We'll never beat Amorville

with that attitude.

( VIDEO GAMES BEEPING )

Come on, work those thumbs.

What, are you a bunch of girls?

- ( STOMACH GROWLING )

- ( LAUREN GROANING )

Do you have a...?

Sorry.

Okay, hit the showers.

( BLOWS WHISTLE )

Lasers can also

apparently blind.

Mr. Chips. Mr. Chips.

( WHIMPERS )

Can I have

a pee-pee pass, please?

Fine. Fine, Zac, just go.

( WHIMPERS )

Why don't these fucks in the ether

believe my blog?

What you got there, f***er?

( LAUGHING )

Hey, c*nt, give it back.

Is that granny's douche bag

or is that just you?

Nice d*cks, f*ggot.

Yeah. Uh, Mr. Chips,

Mr. Chips, our Chrissy here

is blogging in class.

Okay, you want your phone back?

You want your phone back,

you little dyke-tron?

Go f***ing get it.

( GROANS )

You filthy little c*nt.

( CHANTING )

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

You just f***ed

with the wrong

postapocalyptic hell b*tch.

( GRUNTING )

( SCREAMING )

Give me a break.

( SHRIEKS )

( SCREAMING )

Why?

( SOBBING )

( WHIMPERING )

Why?

F***ing middleman!

( ROARS )

Both of you,

to the principal's office now.

She started it.

In that case, Chrissy Goldberg

to the principal's office.

You've got to be kidding me.

MR. CHIPS:
Now!

- F***er.

- F*** you.

F*** you.

Would one of you kind students

please lead me

to the eyewash station?

Oh.

( LAUREN SCREAMS )

( INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING )

What's going on

At Nuke 'Em High?

What's going on

At Nuke 'Em High?

What's going on

At Nuke 'Em High?

What's going on

At Nuke 'Em High?

Nuke 'Em High

Nuke 'Em High, Nuke 'Em High

Nuke 'Em High

Evacuation, there's no need

They say it's safe,

but talk is cheap

And as we all contaminate

It's ignorance that seals our fate

I just

Really want to know

I just

Really want to know

What's going on

At Nuke 'Em High?

What's going on

At Nuke 'Em High?

What's going on

At Nuke 'Em High?

What's going on

At Nuke 'Em High?

I just

Really want to know

I just

Really want to know,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

What's going on

At Nuke 'Em High?

What's going on

At Nuke 'Em High?

What's going on

At Nuke 'Em High?

What's going on

At Nuke 'Em

High?

( MUSIC PLAYING )

I just moved to town

Everyone brings me down

All I had was my duck

But he ran away

What else can I say?

I guess I'll just turn gay

With a girl who treats me bad

It's because

she don't have a dad

I sure hope I'm not

giving the plot away.

( MUSIC PLAYING )

And so your life's been

a success

And you have pleasure

in excess

Don't worry,

it will all end soon

The crack of doom

is coming soon

And so your future's

looking bright

And you've reached

the giddy heights

Don't worry

It will soon end

It is all shallow and pretend

The crack of doom

is coming soon

The crack of doom

Is coming soon

Ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha

And so your life

Your life has failed

You've made the progress

of a snail

Don't worry,

you'll get your revenge

For we're all equal

in the end

The small and mighty

all the same

This life a shallow,

facile game

Where every empire

turns to dust

And every ego

will be crushed

The crack of doom

is coming soon

The crack of doom is

coming soon

Ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Ha, ha, ha

And every dream,

hope and desire

Is just a flicker

in the fire

And the fire,

it will consume

The crack of doom

is coming soon

The crack of doom is

coming soon

The crack of doom

is coming soon

The crack of doom is

coming soon

The crack of doom

is coming soon

The crack of doom is

coming soon

The crack of doom

is coming soon

The crack of doom is

coming soon

The crack of doom

Doom is coming soon.

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