Ride 'Em Cowboy Page #2

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How 'bout the girl?

She'll be all right.

You fixed everything?

Yeah, I fixed everything.

That's kind of a tough break for

her. Her old man runs a dude ranch.

It meant a lot of customers

if she'd won this championship.

Dude ranch? Where? Who cares where?

You're going to Connecticut

and start that new story.

I'm gonna

finish this one first.

Come on, let's

get out of here.

That boy's worried. What

makes you think he's worried?

I don't know. He must be. Why?

He just threw away a check

for $10,000. Ain't I unlucky.

It wasn't

made out to me.

Who was it made out to?

Some guy named "cash. "

- Why, you...

- Hey, you fellas.

The boss!

Come on!

Let's hide in

this dark tunnel.

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Quiet! Don't let them

know we're up here.

Ow! What do you mean?

They know I'm here.

Ooh! Ooh!

You!

This goes too.

Let's load

the next one.

Hey, boys, you...

Anybody in there?

Nobody but us cows.

Thanks.

Wait!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

What's the idea?

Oh! Whoa!

Hey, it's a cow!

Hey, what are

you guys doing?

We wanna talk to you!

Come here!

They don't seem

to be around here.

Well, they

went this way.

Hey, Duke.

What?

Look, a train whistle.

Where?

Right here.

Whee! Whee! Whee-whee!

Hey!

What the heck!

No, this way.

Come on.

There they go!

All right, boys, let's get movin'. Okay.

Oh, boy.

Can I help you?

Thanks, pal.

Don't mention it.

Wait a minute!

Come on, get on.

Okay.

Shh. Quiet.

Who put out the lights? Here, here.

Huh? Oh.

That was a narrow

escape. You're telling me.

You think we ditched 'em?

Look out the back and find out.

Why don't you? Look out the back door!

Why do you make me do

these things? Go ahead.

Okay. Go ahead. What are you afraid of?

Huh?

Nope.

I think we ditched 'em. Swell.

Boy, that was

a narrow escape.

What's the matter? What

happened? Hey, Duke!

Don't get excited.

We've been shanghaied.

Shanghaied?

What are you doin'

with that red flag?

Some dummy left it hangin'

up outside. Get rid of it.

What are you playin'?

A little game of poker.

Poker? That's the

one game I never played.

I don't know a thing about this game.

I'm so ignorant when it comes to cards.

Never played a game of poker? Nope.

Is this anything like dice? Well, uh, yes.

Sit down.

I'll teach you the game.

I wanna learn.

He's gonna teach me.

Sure, a friendly

little game.

First man I find cheatin',

I'll shoot his hat off. Sure.

How many chips do you want? Chips?

You gotta buy chips.

How much do I buy?

How much money have you got? I got some.

What's the matter?

What are you so happy

about? I was tickling myself.

That's enough. There you are. No tax?

I'll deal.

Where's your ante?

I beg your pardon?

Where's your ante?

She's home with my uncle.

I didn't know he knew about

my relatives. No, no, no.

Feed the kitty. Here, p*ssy. Here, p*ssy.

Get me some milk, please.

No, no. Put up like this.

I told you I didn't know anything

about poker. Did you open?

I'll stay. What'll you

do? Either raise or call.

Call who? The man that made the bet.

Hey, you! No, no, no.

Put a dollar in the pot.

Oh, silly game.

The pot on the table. On the table?

Certainly.

Will you take that off! What

are you doing? You told me to!

Hey, you, ante up.

Ante up!

Who you yellin' at? You!

Do I get in these messes.

Excuse me, please.

Sit down.

I didn't know

how big you was.

If you was a small guy, I

might've said something. Shh.

Look at the size of that

guy! Mmm-mmm-mmm. Keep quiet.

Aw, break it up and wake up

Wake up, Jacob

You can't lie

dreamin'in the sun all day

You gotta keepjumpin'

to amount to sumpin'

You gotta get out

and pitch some hay

So break it up and wake up

Wake up, Jacob

You won't be president

in that a-way

You can't be reclinin'

while the sun is shinin'

You gotta get out

and pitch some hay

You gotta be in there

pitchin' steady

'Cause opportunity knocks

one time, no more

When "opp" knocks

you gotta be ready

To get up

and open the door

Well, break it up and wake up

Wake up, Jacob

You can't lie

dreamin' in the sun all day

You gotta keep jumpin'

to amount to sumpin'

You gotta get out

and pitch some hay

Break it up and wake up

Wake up, Jacob

You can't be dreamin'

in the sun all day

You gotta keep jumpin'

to amount to sumpin'

You gotta get up, get out

and pitch some hay

Break it up

Jake, boy

Don't be

that a-way

Break it up, Jake, boy You

gotta start to pitch some hay

Ooo-ooo wake up

Get up and

start things hummin'

Ooo-ooo wake up

Maybe there's a

payin' customer comin'

Keep on pitchin' steady

'Cause opportunity knocks

one time, no more

When "opp" knocks

you gotta be ready

To open the door

open the door

Come on and break it up

and wake up, Jacob

You can't lie dreamin'

in the sun all day

You gotta keep jumpin'

to amount to sumpin'

You gotta get up, get out

make hay, hay, hay, hay, hay

Wake up, Jake

Wake up

Passenger train comin'.

Tourists, tourists, tourists.!

Anne!

Dotty!

Where's Dad?

Dad!

Dad!

Darling, thank you.

No, thanks.

Well, how are you? Good

as new and twice as fresh.

Sorry I couldn't bring home

that prize money.

What happened? It's a long story. Let's go.

I thought it was

a short story. Hello.

Oh, Mr. Mitchell.

Careful your train doesn't

go off and leave you.

Are you Mr. Mitchell?

Bronco Bob? That's right.

I'm glad to see ya. I got

your wire about reservations.

Proud to have you as a

guest. Thank you, sir.

A guest?

At the Lazy "S"?

When I told the boys,

they were mighty pleased.

They're countin' on pickin'

up a few pointers from ya.

Alabam,

here she is.

Alabam, how are you?

Swell, now that you're back.

This place seems like

a desert without you around.

Oh.

Mr. Mitchell, you must meet

Alabam Brewster, our foreman,

and the best rider

in this part of the country.

How are you, Mr.

Mitchell? Glad to know you.

He's terrific

at bulldogging.

You two should have

a lot in common.

Let's go. See you at the ranch.

Welcome home, Miss Anne. Thank you.

The stock's

just pullin' in.

I'll give the boys a hand

and be right along. All right.

You did all right. I could

have done better if...

Duke, real Indians!

We'll be attacked!

Put the freight cars in

a circle! Never mind, boy.

Send the pony express. I

sell souvenirs. Souvenirs.

He sells souvenirs.

Step over to my shop.

I sell Indian springwater. With every

bottle, I give away a bow and arrow.

How do you like that? All my

life I wanted a bow and arrow.

I wish I had one now.

I'd knock off a lot of Ind...

You want to get us in

trouble with these Indians?

Shush. Don't be scared of any Indians.

You show me one Indian,

I'll show you a coward.

I'm an Indian.

I'm a coward.

Step this way, gentlemen. What's

the matter with you? Come on.

Unravel the freight cars. It's

safe. Everything's all right.

Look, a real, genuine

Indian bow and arrow.

"Made in Cleveland. " Didn't you

ever hear of the Cleveland Indians?

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