Roald Dahl's Esio Trot Page #5
- Year:
- 2015
- 88 min
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Excuse me.
You're doing great, guys.
Just try to keep the noise down.
Easy.
Ah!
Dolly, it's hot.
Potatoes. Got to put them
up to high.
Spartacus, sorry,
but I really need the fridge now.
- Can I give you a hand in there?
- No...
- We're feeling very guilty out here.
- No, no.
No, thank you.
I... I'm a very private cook.
My recipe's a secret, Mrs Silver.
Oh, and Mr Pringle's very keen
to know what vegetable we're having.
Apparently, he enjoyed your carrots
enormously last time.
- Yes, tell him it's peas.
I hope that's all right. - Oh, peas!
- My favourite! - Peas are about the only
vegetable that I... I... really like.
Apart from cabbages, of course.
Can't get enough of cabbage.
Hope you don't mind, but I've been
tucking in to your nibbles.
- Nibbles?
- Mm. Balti mix, is it?
Mm!
Peppery.
Would you like some, Lavinia?
Oh...
- No, thank you.
Not one of my favourites. - Oh.
I've got to get the food.
Sorry, Paul.
- A little more?
- Oh, thank you. - Here we go!
Fresh out of the oven. One pie
for you...
Oh! That looks yummy!
Oh, forgot the garnish.
How did that happen?
Oh, how magnificent!
A pie to die for!
Right, Lavinia.
I want to hear all about you.
Where were you born?
- I...
- I was actually born on the Thames myself.
In the back of a Volkswagen Beetle.
Dad went over a speed bump
and out I popped.
So I said, "That's certainly
an original use for an octopus!"
Good Lord.
I want to know all about you two.
Go on. Favourite films.
Ladies first.
- Oh, The Railway Children.
Every time. - Oh, yes!
That moment at the end when
Jenny Agutter goes to the station...
- The smoke clears... - And there he is!
"Daddy, my daddy!"
- Oh!
- I never really bothered with that one.
Always try to avoid films with
the word "children" in the title.
And "Chihuahua".
My favourite's The Sound Of Music.
- Really?
- No! Course not!
Top Gun! That's the ticket!
Go, Cruise!
"Son, your ego is writing cheques
your body can't cash!"
- Genius! - Oh, you certainly are
a character, Lawrence!
Can I help clear?
- Oh, thank you. That's very kind.
- Waste not.
Oh! No! Er...
Where are my manners? Er...
- Here, let me.
- Oh! Well...
If I can't see your kitchen,
can I take a look at
your beautiful balcony?
Certainly.
- It'd be my honour.
- Oh.
Oh... goodness!
Who needs to travel the world when
you've got sights like this at home?
It's one of the two great passions
of my life.
Well, I can certainly see that.
- Look, an avocado plant. - Oh, yes.
I grow them myself. From the pips.
That's terribly clever.
- Thank you.
- Oh!
Oh, a miniature rose!
Oh! My absolutest favourite!
Well, do tell me,
what is the other passion?
Well, er...
Well, Mrs Silver...
- It's something I've never spoken to
anyone about. - Well, how exciting!
On my... On my mind...
Er... Every moment
of every day, but...
But never once on my lips.
Oh. What could it be?
- It's...
- Time for tea, I think.
Shall I bung the kettle on
in the kitchen?
No, no. I'd better do it myself.
Splendid.
Lavinia...
What a gorgeous name that is.
What a splendid evening!
Lavinia's a good sort, isn't she?
- Mm. - I'm surprised you haven't
made a move on her.
Well, it's funny you should say that
because just between us...
Hope it's OK, I pounced
while you were out making tea.
Glad to say
she leapt at the opportunity.
- Dinner next Tuesday.
- Oh.
- That's fast.
- Yeah.
we're all a little bit lonely
and anything which takes the edge
off, it's got to be a good thing.
- Hm.
- Sure that's all right with you?
- You seemed to be getting on awfully
well during the dinner. - Mm.
- I often hear you chatting away on
the balcony. - No... Yes, that's fine.
She's got... to be allowed to go out
to dinner with whoever
she wants to go out to dinner with.
Next Tuesday.
Splendid, then!
Who knows? Sparks may fly
when Flat 32 meets Flat 43!
Wish me luck.
Or just a squeak of bedsprings!
eh, Hoppy?
Yes.
Good night, Lawrence.
'Mr Hoppy felt dead inside.'
Think of the saddest you've ever
felt and then double it.
That was the world of Mr Hoppy's
heart that night.
Poor Mr Hoppy.
Losing the love of your life is a
terrible feeling. It's an emptiness.
Like the death of a friend.
Or a parent.
Or a gerbil.
Or, yes, indeed... a gerbil.
Here's the thing...
You see, little Alfie?
However many years we live -
and you're a tortoise
so you're in for a lot of them -
there's probably only ten moments
that really matter.
Ten key moments that seal your fate.
Where we get the chance
to change our lives.
Get the job we always dreamed of.
Get the perfect girl.
Well...
...I've had my share
of those moments.
And I've blown every
single one of them.
Because the truth is, Alfie...
...your Mr Henry Hoppy just doesn't
deserve Mrs Lavinia Silver.
And so, the next morning, Mr Hoppy
began returning the tortoises.
The game was up. The dream was over.
First to go was the most
important tortoise of all,
the one he picked out at the start,
the trophy tortoise.
Exactly double little
Alfie's weight.
- I brought you one of my tortoises
to sell. - He's a lovely big one!
Yes, he is. 26 ounces, to be exact.
- Can I tempt you with something else
to fill the hole in your life? - No.
- Now you say goodbye to the big fella.
- No, it's a pretty big hole.
I've got an elephant out back.
Not exactly an elephant. More
a very big dog. Same shape ears.
'One down, 99 to go.
'That evening, Mr Hoppy sat on his
balcony, certain of one thing.
'That he and Mrs Silver
would never be together.'
Now, it's time to say good night
Good night
Sleep tight
Now, the sun turns out his light
Good night
Sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams
For me
Dream sweet dreams
For you
Close your eyes
And I'll close mine
Good night
Sleep tight.
Sit tight, guys.
I want you to know something.
I'm going to fight on till the final
whistle and even if I lose,
even if she marries
Mr Potato Head Pringle...
...I will always, always
want her to be happy.
Sorry.
It turns out
I couldn't live without him.
I'm not surprised.
He's a laugh a minute, this one.
The times we had... Classic!
Thank you.
'Where's my boy?
'Where's my Alfie?'
Alfie, Alfie!
Alfie...
Oh, my goodness!
Mr Hoppy?
What, Mrs Silver?
Something very extraordinary
has happened.
What?
Something very, very extraordinary!
And quite marvellous!
Alfie can't get through his door!
He must have got bigger!
She's not very perceptive, is she?
I mean, he's double the size!
No, she's not the sharpest
arrow in the quiver.
- She's not the cleverest
fox in the forest. - No.
- She's not the smartest cookie in the jar.
- No,
but she's full of the joys of life,
and that's what matters.
- Of course it is. - Hey, you! - Ah!
- Ha-ha!
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