Roald Dahl's Esio Trot Page #6
- Year:
- 2015
- 88 min
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Well, Mrs Silver,
I believe it's been a month
since you started
the Esio Trot experiment.
So it is!
Yes, it's exactly a month!
Oh! How exciting!
Oh, Mr Hoppy!
Guess how much he weighs!
- 26 ounces.
- 27 ounces!
Ooh!
Alfie!
Look what clever
Mr Hoppy's done for you!
Oh, you did it, Mr Hoppy!
You're my miracle man.
Well, Mrs Silver,
pop down to your balcony
and just see for myself how much
Alfie has grown?
Well, of course you can.
Oh, come down at once!
Oh, my dear man!
Dear man.
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
Thank you, Wallace.
Thank you, Usain.
And thank you, most of all...
...little original Alfie.
Key moment.
Where are you?
There you are.
Oh, don't blow this.
Hurray! Come in at once.
- I've just made you
a delicious cup of tea. - Oh.
- Er...
- Oh! Oh, clever you!
- Thank you.
- Oh, my!
Oh, my goodness!
- I'd quite forgotten it was Christmas.
- Oh, it isn't.
I just like to get my tree up
on the first day of August.
What's the point in getting old
if you can't break the rules?
- It's my little piece of paradise
in the sky. - Perfect.
Oh, and this is Alfie.
Ha-ha!
- Have you ever held a tortoise before?
- Once or twice.
I just don't want to drop him.
Oh!
- Can I ask you a question?
- Of course.
Would it be all right
if I came up later
and had another look at your balcony?
I think it's one
of the Seven Wonders of the World.
of Babylon
when you've got Mr Hoppy's beautiful
balcony in Bethnal Green?
Oh, I'd be delighted. Can I ask you
a question too, Mrs Silver?
- Yes, of course.
- Will you marry me?
That was very out of the blue.
Yes. It... It... It was.
It's just that I've been meaning
to ask you for some time,
since the first time I saw you,
in fact,
when it was perfectly clear to me
that you are the most... wonderful
and beautiful person
in the Western hemisphere.
Probably the Eastern hemisphere too.
I only exclude it because
I haven't actually been there.
Well...
Well...
Er...
Oh!
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Oh.
- I'd better get that. I won't be a tick.
Ah, Mrs Silver.
I was just wondering,
might this little chap
belong to you, my dear lady?
Oh, no! Oh, no! My Alfie's much
larger than that these days.
He was just coming out of Mr Hoppy's
flat and I thought,
but it's Mrs Silver that has
the tortoise, isn't it?
Yes, quite. Well... Yes...
Oh, no...
He does look very like Alfie
when he was little,
but he can't be darling Alfie.
doubled his size in the last month.
Hasn't he, Mr Hoppy?
- Doubled in size?
- Yes. - In a month? - Yes.
- A tortoise?
- Yes.
Mr Hoppy gave me this little poem
of North African origin and said
if I recited it to Alfie three times
a day, he would grow much...
much larger...
A little poem of North African
extraction?
Yes. Bedouin, I believe.
Three times a day?
Yes, before meals.
Well, I'm not a biologist.
I'm not Charles Darwin!
I'm not David bloody Attenborough,
has been playing a little joke
on you, my dear Mrs Silver.
Mr...
- Mr Hoppy? - Hoppy!
You're a dark horse, aren't you?
Should have kept
a sharper eye on you.
Yes...
- Well, I think he might be mine after all.
- Oh.
Thank you very much.
- Now, if you'd excuse me for a moment...
- Yes, of course.
Don't forget our date on Tuesday.
We'll have lots to talk about.
Snakes in the grass, etc...
- I can't wait!
- Well, we can discuss that later.
Hoppy...
Good to see you.
Who'd have thought it, eh?
Who'd have damn well thought it?
- So...
- Yes.
- You've been swapping tortoises.
- Yes, I have. A number of little swaps.
- And that's not Alfie.
- No, it isn't.
Who is it?
Oh, his name is Tyson.
He's quite nice.
And all that... Esio Trot stuff
is just nonsense.
I'm afraid so.
I feel such a fool.
I never was the brightest bulb
in the chandelier.
- Maybe not, but you have many other
wonderful qualities... - Ssh!
Not at all the time for that.
Yes, if you would.
Thank you.
In my solitude
You haunt me
With revelries
Of days gone by
In my solitude
You taunt me
With memories
That never die
Yes, I sit in my chair
I fill with despair
As no-one could be so sad...
You're looking absolutely ravishing
this evening, Lavinia.
Oh, thank you.
eat in at my place.
Oh.
And then I thought...
why not go to the most expensive
restaurant in London?
Oh!
How lovely!
I'm praying
Dear Lord above
Oh, yes
Send back my love...
Hello, Dolly. Darth.
You guys should be
in the pet shop with the others.
Where have you guys been hiding?
Huh?
So, that IS the way it goes.
No, you don't just stop loving
someone because they don't love you.
In my solitude
I'm praying
Dear Lord above
Oh, yes
Send back my love.
Is that really the end of the story,
Daddy?
Yes, buddy. I'm sorry to say it is.
Mr Hoppy doesn't get the girl.
I'm afraid he'll probably spend
the rest of his life alone.
Which won't be very long,
seeing how old he is.
Which could be for absolutely ages,
Roberta,
seeing how long
people live these days!
Not the ending you were expecting,
I realise that.
But it's still a story worth telling
because he gave it a go.
And that's what matters.
Love in your heart wasn't
put there to stay.
Love isn't love
till you give it away.
- I give him a year. Tops.
- Shush!
You saw how he was yesterday,
when he came down to our flat
in the afternoon.
Hello. I have a present
for you and your brother.
Come in.
Come on in.
No, that's all right.
Philip!
Oh, it's OK, Philip.
I have a present for you.
See? This one's name is Darth
and that one's name is Dolly.
'He gave us Dolly and little Darth
and he was really sad.
'And then you asked him in
for a drink
'and he told you and Mum
the whole story.
'And now he's leaving.'
- Can't you stop him?
- No.
He's made up his mind
the deed is done.
Not all stories have happy endings.
They're early.
Hi...
Mr Hoppy?
- Are you leaving?
- Yes, that's right.
I felt it best after
the unfortunate incident.
I didn't know.
I'm glad I came up, then.
Oh...
One of your plants must have blown
over the balcony.
- I thought I should return it.
- Oh, yes.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Er... I... Er...
May I... just say that...
I hope you and Mr Pringle
will be very happy.
Oh, well... that's very kind of you,
Mr Hoppy.
be happy with Mr Pringle.
I know he's a real pal of yours,
but he is without doubt
the world's most spectacular
arse-paralysing bore.
And his table manners are atrocious.
I only had two prawns
in my very overpriced,
under-prawned prawn cocktail.
He took both of them.
I'm not saying it was the worst
experience of my life,
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