Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
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- Year:
- 1997
- 92 min
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Take this pink ribbon|off my eyes
I'm exposed|and it's no big surprise
Don't ya think I know|exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me|to hold your hand
'Cause I'm just a girl|Well, little old me
Well don't let me|out of your sight
Oh, I'm just a girl
All pretty and petite
So don't let me|have any rights
Oh I've had it|up to here
The moment that|I step outside
So many reasons|for me to run and hide
I can't do the little things|I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those|little things that I fear
'Cause I'm just a girl|I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me|drive late at night
Oh, I'm just a girl|Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit|and stare with their eyes
I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl in the world
- How much is this, Lori?|- It's very expensive.
It's very expensive.
Look, I got money|to spend in here.
I don't think we have anything for you.|You're obviously in the wrong place.
Please leave.
You know, even though we've watched|"Pretty Woman" like 36 times...
- I never get tired of making fun of it.|- Oh, I know.
Aww, poor thing. Look!|They won't let her shop.
Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly|Hills aren't bigger whores than she is.
I know!
Oh, my God, listen to that|sad, sad music as she leaves.
It's like, boo-hoo. Uhh.
But it is actually|kind of sad.
Anything you see here we can do, by the|way. Get ready to have some fun, okay?
- Okay.|- Mary Pat, Mary Kate, Mary Frances, Tovah.
- Let's see it, come on! Let's see the outfit.|- How divine!
Exactly how obscene-
I just get really happy|when they finally let her shop.
Okay, so I have|nothing to wear.
We don't even have time to make|anything new before we go out.
Well, what about this?
- Did you lose weight? - Actually, I have|been trying this new fat-free diet I invented.
All I've had to eat for the past six days|are Gummi Bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
God, I wish I had|your discipline.
- This is it|- Work this
- Diddy-bum diddy-bum pow|- Here it is
I can't believe|how cute I look!
I know! You know what? This is like|the cutest we've ever looked.
Oh, it's definitely the cutest. Don't you|love how we can just say that to each other...
- and we know that we're not being conceited?|- Oh, I know.
No, we're just|being honest.
- Be my lover, Wanna be my lover|- Lover
Go ahead and take your time|Boy you gotta feel secure
Before I make you mine|Baby you have to be sure
You wanna be my lover|Wanna be my lover
God. I hope some cute guys get here|tonight. They were cute last night.
- Oh, they were cute.|- Really cute! - Oh!
- Hey, Michele! Romy!|- We'll take two Diet Cokes?
Right, with extra cherries.|Don't move. I'll be right back.
Okay. I have the yuckiest taste|in my mouth from those taquitos.
- Eeew.|- I hope I don't get indigestion.
Hey, remember that time I barfed|from bad Mexican food? It was so gross.
- Oh, my God, I hate throwing up in public.|- Me too! Ooh.
I can't believe it. There are|absolutely no guys here tonight.
I know. None.
Come on, Michele, let's just|go dance with ourselves.
Okay.
Put your hands in the air
'Cause there's a party over here|So grab yourself a beer
And we could|get on with the world
Swear to God.|Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian.
You wanna try and have sex sometime?|Just to see if we are?
What? Yeah, right, Michele. Just the thought|of having sex with another woman creeps me out.
But if we're not married by|the time we're 30, ask me again.
- Okay.|- Tell me can you feel the
Masked girls comin'|with the fever, fever, fever
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh|Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh|Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh|Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh|Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh|Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
- Ahh-ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh|- Two-four-three.
- Stayin' alive|- Two-four-three.
Two-four-three.
Two, four, three.
Two, four, three.
Service.|Number 243.
It's beautiful.|Is that real wood?
During this century, boys.
Come on, Ramon. Quit jerking off|and bring the car around.
- It's about time.|- Mm. Romy!
You are looking hot today.
Yeah. That's because|I'm sweating like a pig in here.
Well, the air conditioning is|working in the service office.
You might wanna come by|and, uh, cool off later?
Yeah, Ramon.|That'll happen.
Sorry, ma'am.|He is such an a**hole.
Mm.
- I'm in a hurry.|- Well-
I'm going as fast as I can,|Ms Mooney. Heather.
Heather Mooney?
From Sagebrush High|in Tucson?
- Yeah?|- It's Romy!
- Romy White!|- You're shittin' me.
No, this is so weird. I didn't|know you were living in L.A.
Well, now that you know, will|we be getting together a lot?
So, God!|You're driving a new Jaguar?
- What do you do?|- Ever hear of Lady Fair cigarettes?
- The ones that burn down real fast?|- "Twice the taste, in half the time, for the gal on the go"?
I invented the|quick-burning paper.
Wow!
- You goin' to the reunion?|- What reunion?
Our ten-year high school|reunion in Tucson?
You're kidding me. It's been|ten years since high school?
- God. Where have I been?|- I'm stumped. Where?
- Anyway, are you going?|- I'd rather put this out in my ass.
I wonder why we didn't|get an invitation.
I mean, I'm sure Michele would|have told me if she got one.
- Michele Weinberger?|- Mm-hmm.
- Do you live with Michele Weinberger?|- Yeah.
I just thought maybe she'd|be married to Sandy by now.
- Sandy Frink?|- Yes, Sandy Frink.
He could barely contain his erection|every time she was around.
Why do you think he always|carried that huge notebook?
The Frink-a-zoid|and Michele, I am sure.
Besides, didn't you have a thing|for Sandy in high school?
I did not have a "thing. " I did not have|a "thing. " I did not have a "thing. "
I was very much|in love with him.
Very much in love,|and there's a difference.
There's a difference.
There's a difference.
I have to go now.
Well! I guess I won't be|seeing you at the reunion.
- But I'll tell everyone you said "hi. "|- Why don't you tell everyone...
I said to go f*** themselves, for making|my teen years a living hell?
Oh, yeah, right!
Finally-
Michele. You will never guess|who I just ran into.
- God, I cannot believe it's already been ten years.|- I know.
- Oh. - You know...|- There she is.
Oh! God,|she was so weird.
- She still is.|- Why was she, like, always going behind that building?
It was long ago
Seems like yesterday
Saw you standin' in the rain
- Then I heard you say|- Got a light?
- I want your love But it comes out wrong|- Thank you.
- I want to live, but I don't belong|- Thank you! Thank you, I really appreciate that...
because I'm not a human being|or anything, you pathetic turd!
Blood and roses|Blood and roses
Blood and roses
- Roses, roses|- There should be a cigarette you could smoke all the way through between classes.
What a waste.
- Okay. - Find|us. - Oh. Okay.
Oh, my God, do you remember|what a big controversy it was...
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