Romy and Michele's High School Reunion Page #8

If you f*** with me|in any way, I will rip...

each and every appendage from your body,|starting with your dick, capisce?

Look, I j-just|w- wanted to talk.

Okay.

What the hell.

What is your name?

- Clarence.|- I like your hat, Clarence.

- Thank you.|- Pick up the pace.

You wait here.|I'll prep my chopper.

- Okay.|- All right.

Oh, my God, somebody's|puking in the bushes.

Eeewww!

Hey, how you guys doin'?

Billy?

- Chubbo?|- The name is Romy.

Romy and Michele.

So, weren't you guys, like,|totally in love with me in high school?

She was.

You wanna get a room?

But you're married.

- To Christie.|- Yeah, but you've got children...

and you're a successful|real estate developer.

I do drywall for her old man's|construction company.

And-And you know this new kid?|Don't even know if he's mine.

So-

How about that room?

Okay.

Why don't you go|and get that room?

Go and wash your face|and take off all your clothes...

and I'll be up there|in five minutes.

All right!

Your fantasy|is gonna come true...

tonight.

- See you later.|- Ugh- Okay.

- God.|- Now he's gonna see what it feels like to wait.

- That's such a good one.|- Ladies.

- God, can you believe we're going home in a helicopter?|- I know. It's so cool.

I just wish everybody inside the reunion|would come out and see us lift off.

Ohh!

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh, my God! I'm so glad you didn't|bring your big notebook with you.

Michele.

Ooh, baby, do you know|what that's worth

Ooh, heaven is|a place on earth

They say in heaven|love comes first

We'll make heaven|a place on earth

Ooh, heaven is|a place on earth

Billy. Billy!

Billy, where are you?

Billy. Damn it.|Damn it!

Oh, my God.|Is that Heather?

Go for it, Heather!

Ooh, baby, do you know|what that's worth

Ooh, heaven is|a place on earth

They say in heaven|love comes first

Thanks for stopping by.

Yeah. Enjoy your fashions.

Have a Romy and Michele day.

- That was a good one.|- Thanks.

I cannot believe|how busy we've been.

I know. Hey, maybe we can|pay back Sandy this week.

Um, I think we're about, like,|two years away from that.

Oh. Okay.

Heather, um, has anyone ever told you|that smoking can kill you?

No. No one. Thank you.

Okay, but if you burn it,|you bought it.

Like I give a sh*t.|I look like an a**hole.

What? Nuh-uh.|You look totally cute.

This dress exacerbates the genetic|betrayal that is my legacy.

Okay, I don't even know what you're|talking about because of those words...

but come here.

- Ow!|- God, that has been bugging me.

- Stay away from my bikini area.|- Um, okay.

- I'm in a rush. Ring it up if you must.|- Okay.

Let me have the tag, please.

Thank you.

You really do look cute.

- You know what?|- Huh?

Despite that surly demeanour, I think|we've just given her a big gift.

Okay, I mean,|to give someone...

like Heather Mooney the chance|to express herself through fashion-

We could've really|changed her life.

Yeah. For me though,|it's like...

I've given birth to|my own baby girl, you know?

Only she's, like,|a big giant girl...

who smokes|and says "sh*t" a lot.

- You know?|- Yeah.

- Yeah. Let's fold scarves!|- Okay.

- You know what, Michele?|- Huh?

I think you are, like,|the funnest person I know.

Me too.|With you.

See the people|walkin' down the street

Fall in line|Just watchin' all the feet

They don't know|where everyone can go

But they're walkin'|in time

They got the beat|They got the beat

They got the beat|Yeah, they got the beat

All the kids|just gettin' out of school

They can't wait|to hang out and be cool

Hang around|till quarter after twelve

That's when|they fall in line

They got the beat|They got the beat

Kids got the beat|Yeah, kids got the beat

Go Go music|really makes us dance

In the crowd|it puts us in a trance

We want to|So just give us a chance

That's when|we fall in line

'Cause we got the beat|We got the beat

We got the beat|Yeah, we got it

We got the beat

- We got the beat|- Everybody get out your feet

- We got the beat|- We know you can dance to the beat

- We got the beat|- Jump back, kick 'round

- We got the beat|- 'Round and 'round and 'round

- Whoo!|- We got the beat

- We got the beat|- We got the beat

- We got the beat|- We got the beat

- We got the beat, We got the beat|- We got the beat

- We got the beat|- We got the beat

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