Roxanne
- PG
- Year:
- 1987
- 107 min
- 1,456 Views
Dixie, it's me.
Hi, how are you doing, girl?
Yeah, I'm on my way.
I'll be there in about five minutes.
I'm bringing it.
I've only had it a year and a half.
I told you I'd return it. Okay.
So long, talk to you later.
All right, all right. Bye.
I'm walkin', yes, indeed
And I'm talkin' about you and me
Yeah, I'm hopin'
Oh, yeah
Now I'm forming
Words with my tongue
Now I'm stumbling
But I'm okay now
Now I'm walkin' down the steps
Because it's easier
Than walkin' up the steps, hey
Didn't slide
Oh, that's a tough break for me
Oh, yeah
Now I'm having a small heart attack
But I'm recovering, hey, yeah
Now I'm seeing
Two coked-up hopheads
Comin' at me
Could be trouble...
Hey, off the sidewalk.
Other side of the street, scum.
Now, come on.
It's a cop.
Wait a minute.
If he's a cop, where's his gun?
He's the fireman.
Cut a wide swath, p*ssy.
All right, all right.
Thank you, ass wipe.
Christ, that's the biggest no...
Don't say it.
Quite a hood ornament
you got there, pal.
Oh, here it comes.
- What?
- I love your shoes.
What do you mean?
And I was just thinking that as much
as I really admire your shoes...
...and as much as I'd love
to have a pair just like them...
in your shoes...
...at this particular time and place.
I don't really know karate.
I didn't think so.
Oh, damn. Get up.
- Son of a...
- Get pissed, Rich.
- I am pissed.
- Okay.
Oh, 15-love.
Help, my nose.
Okay, come on, come on.
Come on.
Okay, you want trouble,
you're gonna get trouble.
Oh, blood.
Fault.
Okay, that's the way
you wanna play?
You broke my nose.
All right.
Had enough yet?
Thirty-love.
Surprise.
Forty-love.
Are we having fun yet?
Service.
Game.
Let's play again sometime.
Grover.
Grover.
Grover.
Dixie.
Dixie.
Dixie?
Dixie.
Dixie.
Dix. Where the hell is she?
Oh, hi.
Here's your racket.
Thanks.
What's this stuff on it? Vitalis?
Oh, no, it's blood.
Where's my tea?
Berni.
You're too young.
Come here, Grover.
Come here, Grover.
Grover.
Grover, come here.
Sh*t.
Damn it.
There'd better be a window open,
Grover.
I'm gonna have you neutered.
Oh, God.
Don't go anywhere.
I'll go around to the front of the house.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
God.
Oh, brother, I can't believe it.
More, more, more.
Yeah.
More, more. Thank you, thank you.
Goddamn it,
we're supposed to put them out!
Guys, guys.
Oh, what now?
- Oh, no.
- What's going on?
I have a dream.
It's not a big dream,
it's just a little dream.
My dream... And I hope
you don't find this too crazy.
- Is that I would like the people
of this community...
...to feel that if, God forbid,
there were a fire...
...calling the fire department
would actually be a wise thing to do.
You can't have people, as their houses
are burning down, say:
"Whatever you do,
don't call the fire department."
That would be bad.
Please, get it cleaned up.
Don't make me have to explain it.
- No problem, chief.
- We'll do it.
Hello.
Hello?
I'm locked out of my house.
I can get you back in.
Come on inside, I'll get some tools.
I don't have any clothes on.
You want a coat or anything?
No, I really like to stand naked
in this bush in the freezing cold.
I'll get the tools.
Thanks.
Hi, chief. What is it?
Somebody
locked out of their house.
- Need any help, chief?
- I'll take care of it.
- Okay, bye.
- Ralston.
- We're in trouble.
Nobody had a coat?
You said you didn't want a coat.
Why would I not want a coat?
- You said you didn't want a coat.
- I was being ironic.
Oh, irony.
Oh, no, no, we don't get that here.
while smoking dope...
...so irony
is not really a high priority.
We haven't had any irony here
since about '83...
...when I was the only practitioner
of it.
I stopped, because I was tired
Oh, brother.
You shouldn't leave your lights on
when you're locked out.
You waste a lot of electricity.
You can hide in that bush over there,
and I won't see your nakedness.
I noticed you don't have any tattoos.
I think that's a wise choice.
would have gone as far...
...if she'd had an anchor on her arm.
Well, every job has a perfect tool.
Let's see.
This lock doesn't accept MasterCard.
I'm gonna have to try the old reliable.
And when I say... old reliable,
I'm lying...
...because I've never tried
this before.
- You may not wanna watch this.
- Okay.
Careful.
God, I hate heights.
What are you doing up there?
I'm freezing.
For God's sake, put something on.
Thanks.
Hello?
There you go.
I'm averting my eyes, finally.
Oh, look what you got me into,
Grover. Thanks.
Do you wanna come in...?
I sort of already did.
I figured you must be starving...
...so I made us some cheese
and some vegetables au naturel.
Maybe you'd like some wine
with your nose.
Cheese.
Wine will be fine.
Do you have a straw?
No, I don't actually. Why?
No particular reason.
Cheers.
Party trick.
Well, a nose by any other name.
Would smell as sweet.
My name is C.D. Bales.
I'm the fire chief.
You can call me Charlie if you want.
My name is Roxanne.
Thanks for helping me before.
I've been in this house.
I know who owns it.
Dixie? I liked her.
She gave me a real good deal
for the summer.
Oh, yeah, nice and cheap, I'll bet.
Oh, it's worth it.
This house has a great spot for that.
I didn't.
What is it, a mummy?
It's a telescope. It's beautiful.
- You must know about M31.
- Yeah.
Now, see, I like it when they give
astronomical objects names...
...you know, like Andromeda
and Saturn and Sea of Tranquility.
is just too boring for us civilians.
Do you know how many objects
are up there?
Well, I know it's over 50.
They've done pretty well, considering
how many things they have to name.
How about muon?
Gluon?
Quark?
You know what a quark is?
I used to. I just forgot right now.
Oh, well, we don't know
everything, do we?
Sit down, I'll show you.
Let's see.
Here it is.
No one's actually ever seen a quark,
but we know they exist.
There's at least six different types.
There's up, down, strange,
charmed, bottom and top.
That's their flavor.
The top and bottom quarks
are the most common kinds.
But only an unusually
exotic collision...
...can produce the strange
and charmed quarks.
It's beautiful, don't you think?
Oh, yeah, yeah,
these are astronomical objects, then?
No, subnuclear particles.
I thought so.
So, what are you looking for?
I can't tell you.
Why is that?
I can't, it's a secret.
Oh, I got you.
I got a few secrets myself.
Some pretty important ones too.
Well, actually,
I have one pretty impor...
Well, actually, I have one lousy one.
Well, actually,
I don't have any secrets at all.
It's just so depressing.
Did you say your name
was Roxanne?
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