Runner Runner
Everyone gambles.
They may call it something else,
like the stock market, or real estate.
But make no mistake.
If you're risking something,
you're gambling.
And if you're gambling...
Hey.
...then I'm the guy you want to see.
Do you ever follow up a mistake
with another wretched mistake?
I hate the expression "I hear you. "
Because what it usually means
is, "I'm ignoring you. "
But, Professor Hornstein, I hear you.
It's just that I was planning
on taking my wife skiing in Vermont
on break, and now...
And now, the online sports book
has your money.
The poker site has some of it, too.
I was hoping, perhaps,
you could get it back for me.
I can't get you back what I don't have.
I gave you a coupon
for discounted play on the site.
You used it. Lost. That's it.
You got all the answers, don't you?
Of course you do.
Okay.
Professor, you ever heard
of Rush Street Capital?
- Yeah.
- I worked there.
One year away from becoming a Portfolio
Manager and a seven-figure bonus
when the meltdown happened
and the firm blew up.
But I learned two things from it.
Hard work alone
doesn't protect your downside
What do
college campuses have in common
with Las Vegas and Atlantic City?
Gambling is now so prevalent
among college students,
it's creating serious problems
with few easy answers.
Worldwide, online gambling
has reached epidemic proportions.
Four years
ago, the big Nevada casinos
thought of online gaming
as the competition.
Now, they're realizing
that with their brand name recognition,
they can maybe
get a big piece of the online action.
With
access to high-stakes gambling
teenagers are the latest group
to fall into the gambling web.
With
reports of revenue in excess
of thirty billion dollars a year.
Anyone
with access to the internet
can gamble away their life savings
without stepping foot out of their home.
Department
of Justice has indicted
the top 3 major offshore
online poker sites.
Players are
convinced that a cheater
can somehow see his opponent's hand.
Department
of Justice officials announce
that Ivan Block has become a major
target of federal investigation
and continues to operate outside
federal jurisdiction in Costa Rica.
With no
legal recourse whatsoever.
At Princeton,
you're either bred for it
or you bleed for it.
And I can't seem to stop bleeding.
My general concern, Mr. Furst,
is that you are
promoting gambling on campus.
My more pressing concern,
the one expressed to me
by Mr. Arnaud's father
is that you are encouraging Paul to gamble.
You told your dad that, Paul?
It's his credit card.
The point is, Mr. Furst,
Mr. Arnaud did not send his boy
3,500 miles from home
on the road to perdition.
You are supposed to be
earning your Masters of Finance
and serving as
a graduate teaching assistant.
Instead, you are running
some kind of virtual casino.
Gambling is forbidden on campus.
Bookmaking is forbidden on campus.
And if you don't change your tune,
you're going to be
forbidden on campus as well.
Now, if you'll excuse us,
I'll finish with Mr. Furst alone.
Paul. Thanks, man.
Looked at your transcripts.
Spoke to your professors.
Even read some of your papers.
You have a real gift.
I want you to make this place proud.
But you've got your hands
in your fellow students' pockets.
I've never stolen anything from anyone.
Dean, I'm not eligible for financial aid
because my past income is too high.
But that money is basically gone.
I owe $21,000 tuition, due next week.
Sixty-grand, total, before I get my degree.
And that's if I don't eat.
Welcome to the real world.
It doesn't mean you can
live by your own rules.
I'm not a bookie, okay?
"Affiliate for Online Gaming. "
I steer traffic to the website,
they pay me a commission.
Hands off. Arm's length.
I get a small fee for
each player I sign up.
I'm not living some
elaborate lifestyle, here.
It's how I'm paying my way
through this university.
What we touch touches us, too, Mr. Furst.
Dean, I'm in marketing.
As am I.
And what I market is this university.
You will close up shop,
effective immediately,
or you won't have a school to pay for.
The thing about
this game is you can't win
unless you're ready to risk it all.
So, there it is.
Everything I have.
That is a lot of your bankroll in play.
All of it, Craigger.
What do you say,
we shut it down real quick?
It must be really nice
to have your education paid for,
but the rest of us
still have to grind for our Masters.
Is your plan just
to gamble for your tuition money?
Whoa, whoa, it's not
like I'm shooting craps
or playing blackjack or something.
You're playing poker, Richie.
I'm playing poker against fish, Craig.
It's a big difference.
And $17,000 means zero to me right now.
This is my shot, okay?
And statistically, it's the right play.
Look, I've been three-tabling.
I find a guy on the fourth,
who's acting like it's his life's mission
to give all his money away.
Hold up.
Why did you just raise?
Non-weighted game theory.
Because it'll outperform the EV
of flatting and he'll spaz in anyway.
Look. See his starting hands
and betting patterns?
This guy is a weak player.
This is the type of sucker
you find once a year, maybe.
Okay, what are we at?
- Fifty.
- Fifty. Fantastic.
Hey, Richie, it's me, Craig.
I'm a very good friend of yours.
You cracked 50? What do you say
you just pull back some of that cake?
Fifty doesn't get me to graduation, Craig.
What did I tell you?
This is the one you wait for.
No, no, no, you gotta be kidding me.
How did you know to fold?
We got the next one. Here we go, baby.
Richie, let's go. Stay in it.
Come on, don't bet at that. Fold!
Sh*t, how did you know to bet at that?
How did they know eight-high was good?
If you're a poker player,
a real poker player,
there is no such thing as luck.
Richie, you got to stop, man.
I can't let short-term variance slow me
down. That's the sucker play.
This guy plays too bad for me to stop.
If you lose over the long term,
there is a reason.
And this guy was too bad to be the reason.
He never showed his cards,
he'd just raise or fold.
Raising when I was weak,
folded when I was trapping.
That's not good, that's great.
And this guy wasn't great.
When you get beat straight-up,
it hurts like hell.
When you get hustled,
it's a f***ing dagger in the eye.
You were right.
See this right here?
This is way outside the norm.
I knew it. That's why I brought it to you.
I compared it against
thousands of players, right?
With at least 2,500 recorded hands.
Look how far outside the normal win
rates the guys who beat you are.
What's that, like, over a million to one?
Dude, it's like winning Powerball
four times in a row.
Richie? What the hell?
Christ, I haven't seen you in what?
Four years?
I don't know, Dad.
I stopped counting.
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