Salon Kitty

Heil Hitler!

Heil Hitler.

Are we ready, Wallenberg?

Finally!

When?

It's a matter of days.

At Blitzkrieg. And we'll win it.

The Fuehrer has predicted

how long it will last precisely.

Guess!

One year. Six months.

At the most, two months.

We won't even have enough

time to enjoy it.

We'll enjoy the time after the war,

commander.

Gentlemen, cheers to the war,

Germany, the Fuehrer. Sieg Heil.

Wallenberg!

I need at least 20 girls.

It'd be easy for you to find them,

except they can't just be beautiful...

...they also have to be intelligent...

...and especially of indisputable

national socialist belief.

You must comb through all Germany,

through every city, every region.

Sift through the countryside, the

factories, the universities, the offices...

...middle class or blue collar,

housewives or employed women...

...virgins or married ones,

examine them carefully.

But most of all, I repeat, choose them

based on their political belief system.

Heil Hitler!

These three anatomical exhibits

are the best evidence that...

...the racial theory,

the essence of Nazi ideology...

...is based on scientific data

that has been rigorously tested.

Vices and corruption of an inferior race

are passed on...

...from generation to generation

by the chromosomes.

For example, the pigmentation of

this Negro is directly related to...

...the bestiality of his race and to

the impossibility to render it civil.

He died in physical stupor in a fire fight

with the police. Turn him around.

Instead, as we'll see,

this prostitute...

This prostitute, who died

during an attempted abortion...

...is of pure Aryan race.

In spite of the vices of her profession

and the corruption of her life...

...this corpse,

even in the rigidity of death...

...keeps all those typical

characteristics of a superior race.

Are there any questions?

Professor, is it true that

Jesus Christ was son of...

...a Roman prostitute

and a German soldier?

Without a doubt!

There can't be found the slightest trace

of Jewish characteristics in Jesus Christ.

He was blond with blue eyes...

...typical signs of his German origin.

Can you tell me who was the first man

in the world, who realized this fact...

...and revealed it to the human race?

Yes, sir. Our Fuehrer.

Adolf Hitler.

He promised to free us in 6 months from

the Communists and the trade-unions...

...and he kept his promise!

Today Nazi Law is socially the most

advanced one on earth...

...much more than the Fascist Code

in Italy.

And so Italian!

I admire the Italians, mom!

Me, too, my darling.

They are more Mediterranean...

...but very likeable.

They are a bit too exotic,

too colorful for my taste.

But in our party there is

a lack of style as well.

All these brown shirts,

it's such a vulgar color!

And his manners, my dear.

Did you notice how he drinks his tea?

By lifting the little pinky up.

Miss Enkel, you are forgetting, just as

often as my dad and mom forget...

...the National Socialist cannot waste

any time on learning proper etiquette.

They are too busy re-establishing

order, which you can't stand up for...

...because you're too busy controlling

your pinky and choosing your colors.

Don't you realize that you are

a generation of dead people?

Good night!

National Socialism is still a great charm!

That's basically what we were hoping for

when we supported Hitler in 1933, right?

The most important thing is

to be on the side of victory, right?

Well... on history's side, my dear!

Cheers!

Cheers!

"Not for Jews"

The Fuehrer is asking

every one of you the following:

To contribute with your own means

to the military effort...

...for the triumph of

National Socialism of Germany.

It would have been easier

to choose prostitutes...

...but the Fuehrer has put all of his trust

in the political belief system...

...rather than their various techniques.

If there is good will, it'll be

easy to learn the technique fast.

It's like killing.

The first time one may feel remorse...

...be induced to vomit,

even have insomnia.

But by the third time,

one sleeps peacefully.

By the fifth time, one eats a sandwich.

Actually, it gets exciting,

there is a stimulus.

They are just the same for you.

Heil Hitler.

Heil Hitler!

Comrades, take off your uniforms.

You will now undergo a group exam

by the SS of the Third Reich.

This will serve to free you

from your inhibitions...

...to be more flexible in your service.

The best will be submitted to

a second test...

...a more detailed, more specific one.

This test was developed expressly for

you by our Center of Psychosomatics.

Your duty consists in rejecting nothing.

Coitus. Anal coitus.

Masturbation. And fellatio.

Attention comrades!

Have fun, comrades!

Arouse your own fantasy.

The Fuehrer and the Homeland

make use even of this.

- Heil Hitler!

- Heil Hitler!

Turn to the right!

March, right, left, right, left...

...two, three, four, right, left,

two, three, four, left, right!

Keep your distance, man!

Right, left, left, two, three, four, left!

Keep your distance!

Stop! Turn to the right!

Stand straight!

Go to the right.

Go on! Let's go!

Take a girl! Get up there!

Go on! Over here!

Marika. She is perfect!

Splendid ability to adapt, I must say!

Olga from Hamburg.

No.

Martha from Danzig.

Rejected!

Margherita from Leipzig.

Approved!

Lena from Dsseldorf.

- What is he?

- A gypsy.

Weak. Mediocre. No sense of race.

- Is she surely Aryan?

- Yes.

What a shame!

Susan from Berlin.

Courageous. Decisive.

Great in battle!

Unshakable belief in National Socialism!

Approved!

Are there any more?

That's all of them, Commander.

I wanted to ask you what

we should do with the rejects.

Girls can be sent to the disciplinary

and re-education centers.

The men...

Dear Klaus, we cannot leave any

mouths behind that can talk.

Except that they can still be

useful in the work camps...

...or to Dr. Savage for his experiments.

Your problem, Klaus...

...is you always want to prove

you have a better idea than anyone.

Let me repeat:
Do exactly as I told you!

- Heil!

- Heil Hitler!

Where are you going?

Who are you looking for?

They are all the same!

What scares you the most?

Is it what you eat or what you drink?

Nothing scares me.

The paintings that were hanging here

were degenerate art...

...expressionistic, French stuff...

...and Jewish culture.

Thank you.

I'd prefer a cup of tea.

Hey.

Those decadent habits of

the upper middle class!

No, quite the contrary.

Those from the upper class drink a lot.

I am angry like our Fuehrer.

Your damn middle class pride!

You haven't changed.

You are the same way you were

when you were born.

I believe in National Socialism.

Believing is not enough.

In order to be a real National Socialist...

...you have to know how to

give yourself over, your origins.

You must be able to compromise

all the way.

You have to humble yourself,

in order to be...

...reborn.

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