Sesame Street Presents: Follow that Bird
- Year:
- 1985
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[Drum Cadence]
Ladies And Gentlemen,
Would You Please Rise
For The Grouch Anthem?
No, No, No.
With The Grouch Anthem,
You Stay Sitting Down.
Down In Front, Man.
Now, Brace Yourself.
I'M Gonna Sing.
## Grouches ##
## Stand Up ##
## For Your
Grouchly Rights ##
## Don'T ##
## Let The Sunshine
Spoil Your Rain ##
## Just Stand Up ##
## And Complain ##
## Let This Be ##
## The Grouch'S Cause ##
## Point Out ##
## Everybody'S Flaws ##
## With Everything ##
## Except The Way I Sing ##
Heh Heh Heh.
## Ooh, Ooh, Ooh ##
You Know What'S Right
With This World? Nothing.
You Know What Really Makes
Me Hot Under The Collar?
You Name It.
And The Next Time
Some Goody-Two-Shoes Smiles
And Tells You To
"Have A Nice Day,"
You Just Remember,
## Don'T ##
## Let The Sunshine
Spoil Your Rain ##
## Just Stand Up ##
## And Complain ##
## Just Stand Up
## And Complain ##
Well, Anyway,
You'Ve Seen The Best Part
Of This Movie,
So Sit Back, Relax,
And Have A Rotten Time.
Heh Heh Heh.
Sesame Street
Is Brought To You Today
By The Letters "W" And "B."
Your Attention, Please.
Attention.
Attention, Please.
Featherbeds
Are Down.
I Can' Believe It.
Attention.
Attention, Please.
[Pounds Gavel]
Attention!
This Meeting
Of The Feathered Friends
Will Now Come To Order.
Now, I Need Not Remind You
Of Our Purpose.
Remind Me!
With Nice Bird Families.
Now, Here Today
We Have A Sad, Sad Case
That Needs
Our Urgent Attention.
He'S Only 6 Years Old,
And He Lives All Alone
He Looks So Sad.
That'S Funny.
[Gasps]
Of Course He'S Not Happy!
How Can You Say That?
Look At Him.
Look At His Face.
If You Think He'S Happy,
Then You Don'T Belong!
Madam Chairbird!
Miss Finch.
Ahem.
We All Know
He Can'T Be Happy.
He Needs To Be
With His Own Kind.
With A Bird Family.
True, Very True.
And I Know
Just The Family.
Where Does He Live?
Sesame Street.
Can You Tell Me
How To Get To...
Sesame Street?
Captioning Made Possible By
Warner Bros.
Hi, Willy!
Morning,
Big Bird!
## La La La La ##
Today We'Re Playing
Trash-In-The-Barrel.
Bring Me All The Trash
You Can Carry.
Ah...A Bird.
Hi, Little Fella.
[Whistles]
Oh, Where Did You
Fly In From?
[Whistles]
##
##
Oh. You'Re Only
Passing Through.
Well, You'Re Welcome To
Stay Here As Long As You Want.
##
##
Oscar'S Going
To Just Love These Cans.
[Dog Barks]
Whoa!
[Bird Squawks]
Oh, Wait, Wait!
Please Don'T Fly Away!
Please Don'T Go.
Wait. I Hardly Ever
Get To Talk To Birds.
Hey, Wait!
Wait! Wait!
Aah!
[Crash]
Heh Heh Heh.
Nice Work, Turkey.
Ugh.
Are You
All Right, Big?
Youarebig Bird?
Yeah, I Guess I Am.
This Is Worse
Than I Thought.
Big, I'M Miss Finch Of
The Feathered Friends.
Oh. Any Feathered Friend
Is A Friend Of Mine.
I Want To Talk To You.
You Do?
Well, Let'S Step
Into My Nest.
Oh, Dear.
Tsk Tsk Tsk Tsk.
You Know, Big,
You Shouldn'T Be
Living Here All Alone.
Well, I'M Not
All Alone.
There'S Gordon
And Susan--
Mmm, But They'Re Not Birds
Like We Are.
I Know, But They'Re
Nice People.
But You Should Have
A Home And A Family.
Well, Iamhome.
I Like It Here
On Sesame Street.
Wouldn'T You Like To
Be With Your Own Kind?
Wouldn'T You
Like To Live
In A Big,
Beautiful Birdhouse
With A Nice Bird Family?
Your Own.
And A Brother Bird
And A Sister Bird
And A Father Bird
And A Mother Bird?
And Sing And Play
Bird Games All Day Long?
Wouldn'T You?
Wouldn'T You?
Gee, I Think
I'D Like That.
Good.
Because
In A Lovely City
Called
Oceanview, Illinois,
There'S A Fine Feathered Family
Waiting Just For You.
Really?
Oh, When
Can I Leave?
I Can'T Wait!
But...What Will
I Tell My Friends?
Oh, Bird,
This Is Goodbye.
You'Re Leaving
Sesame Street.
Well, I'M Not
Really Leaving.
I'M Just
Going Away.
Oh.
Besides,
As Soon As I Get
To Oceanview,
You Can Come
And Visit.
I Can?
First Thing, Old Pal.
I Wouldn'T Go
If You Couldn' Come And Visit.
Oh, Bird.
Hey, Snuffy?
Huh?
Will You
Do Me A Favor?
Oh, Bird, I Would
Do Anything For You.
You'Re
My Best Friend.
Well, Will You
Watch My Nest
And All My Things
While I'M Away,
So Nothing
Happens To Them?
Sure Thing, Bird.
Oh, Snuffy, I Guess
This Is Goodbye.
Oh, Bird, I Hate
To See You Go.
Oh, Snuff.
Oh.
## Da Dee Dum
Dum Dee Dum Dum ##
## Dee Dum Dee Dum
Do Dee Do Dee Do ##
## Do Dee Dum
Dum Dum Dum ##
## Da Dum Da Dum
Da Dum Da Dum ##
Hi, Big Bird.
Hi, Maria.
Hi, Big Bird.
Hi, Olivia.
Hi, Susan.
Oh...You'Re All Here
To Say Good-Bye.
Big Bird Is Leaving?
But Where Is
Big Bird Going?
Big Bird...
Are You Sure
You Want To Go?
You Don'T Have To,
You Know.
No, You Don'T.
I Know. But You Know,
I Will Be Getting
My Very Own Bird Family.
But Big Bird,
We'Re Your Family.
You Know That.
I'D Like To
Give It A Try.
Of Course
He Would.
Well, Big Bird...
If That'S Really
What You Want--
Come On, Big Bird.
You Don'T Want
To Miss Your Plane.
Just A Minute.
Give Us A Big Hug,
Big Bird.
Don'T Forget To Write.
I Won'T, Maria.
Don'T Forget
To Count!
Ok, Count!
And Don'T Forget
To Dress Warmly, Ok, Big Bird?
I Got My Muffler, Bob.
Don'T Forget To Breathe
In And Out!
I Always Do, Grover.
I'Ll Read Every Day.
Oh, Bird,
Don'T Forget To Eat.
I Won'T,
Cookie Monster.
Well...
Goodbye, Oscar.
Why--Why, That'S
The Nicest Thing
You'Ve Ever
Said To Me.
Big, It'S Time.
But Can'T We
Just, Uh...
Just Keep Walking
And Don'T Look Back.
Why?
[Clatter]
Oh!
What The...
I Told You
Not To Look Back.
Oh!
Bye, Big Bird.
Take Care,
Big Bird.
Bye, Big Bird.
Bye, Tanya.
Don'T Forget, Big Bird,
We Love You!
Bye-Bye, Sesame Street.
Good-Bye, Bird.
Don'T Forget,
I'M Coming To Visit!
Wow! Look At
The Clouds, Radar.
Isn'T Flying Wonderful?
Makes Me Feel
Like A Bird.
Heh Heh Heh!
Heh Heh Heh!
## La La La La La ##
## La La La La-- ##
Ahem.
Hey, Radar!
We'Re Landing
In Our New Home!
Oceanview, Illinois.
Boy, In
A Couple Of Minutes,
We'Re Gonna Meet
Our New Bird Family--
The Dodos.
Woman On P.A.:
Ladies And Gentlemen,
Good Afternoon.
Ctw Flight 1138
From New York
Is Now Arriving
At Gate 2.
Which Gate
Did She Say?
Oh, Dear,
I Don'T Know!
Let'S Wait Here.
Gee.
Oh, Look!
Is That A Bird?
No. It'S A Plane.
Maybe This Is
The Wrong Airport.
But How Can An Airport
Be Wrong?
I Think We Should
Go To The Snack Bar.
I Want
A Bird Dog, Daddy.
Yeah, A Bird Dog!
Oh, I Hate To Think
Of Him Being Lost.
He'S Only
6 Years Old.
Oops!
Sorry. Sorry.
Excuse Me.
Was There
A Big Yellow Bird
On This Plane?
Well, Only Me.
Oh, Too Bad!
Maybe He'Ll Be
On The Next Plane.
Yeah, Next Plane!
Say, You Must Be
The Dodos!
Yeah!
Yes!
I'M Daddy Dodo.
I'M Mommy Dodo.
I'M Donny.
And I'M Marie.
Who Are You?
Why, I'M Big Bird!
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