Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre Page #2

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with a new wardrobe for her.

That's not possible.

One of us would have known.

Yeah.

Tough keeping secrets

in stir,

especially an escape.

How would someone

from the outside

have known we were gonna

pull over right here?

I didn't even know

where we were

gonna stop till we got here.

Nevertheless, she's gone.

I gotta call this in

immediately.

Mike,

take 'em back to the van.

Keep 'em rounded up close.

Yes, sir, boss.

You heard the man, ladies.

Let's get moving.

Michelle,

you're bleeding, girl.

- What?

- Your arm

- is covered in blood.

- How'd you get cut?

It's not me bleeding,

hitches.

It's this tree.

It's covered in blood.

That's right, sir.

She just up and disappeared.

Seems weird.

Her sentence was up

the end of next month.

That's right, Warden.

Chopper's in the air

before we left the site.

I'm sure we'll find her.

Warden, I--

Sir, are you there?

Sir?

Damn cell towers

ain't worth a damn.

Yeah, I lost my bars

about ten miles back.

Stop, and see if we can help.

That's against regulations.

Clearly states

that you're not--

Give it a rest, will you?

Stop the van.

Do you need a doctor?

Our cell phones are down,

but we can take you

to the nearest hospital.

Y'all might need

some looking after yourself,

kind sirs.

You, we can do this

one of two ways,

slow and easy

or just plain dead.

Your choice.

Easy.

We do it easy.

Just keep your cool.

- We'll cooperate.

- Good.

Hand over your guns.

Slowly.

Good buy.

Now, it's time

for all of us ladies

- to mosey on out of here.

- Now, hold on there.

You got something to say,

cowboy?

No, nothing.

Nothing at all.

I didn't think so.

Now, open up the side door,

and let 'em all go.

- Whoa there, dude.

- Easy, lady.

- I'll do it from my side.

- Good idea.

So long, suckers.

Baby, you just rock my world.

Hmm.

This is seriously messed up.

It's the last thing I need.

Look, just stick close to me.

You'll be fine.

To be continued, sweetheart.

We're in the middle

of a felony here.

Try that again, cop,

and you'll be playing

pocket pool with no balls.

Yeah, creep. My girl here

means what she says.

All right, listen.

Nobody wants to he

a hero here,

right, Mike?

- Right, sir.

- All right,

let's just stay calm,

and we'll all get along.

I don't know about

these two prom queens.

I'm in.

What do I do?

Well, for now,

until they decide to join us,

cover 'em.

You two screws

back in the back

with the regular folk.

Now.

[ Tires squeal ]

Earth to Adam.

Come in, Adam.

Over.

Ah. I'm sorry.

What you thinking 'bout?

How impressed you are

with my detective skills?

Nah, not exactly, no.

1..

Just thinking about that scene

back there, you know?

I... I don't really know

if I'm cut out

for this kind of work.

Hey, I felt the same way

when I first started.

No joke.

- You just gotta do what I do.

- What's that?

Whenever you want a break

from the job,

- just crank up the tunes.

[ ]

This? This is what you do

to unwind?

This is what you like

to listen to?

What's that

supposed to mean?

What do you like listening to,

that techno music,

some disco?

Terrible.

[ Radio station changes ]

Reporter:

So, be on the lookout

for these

four female escapees

and their driver.

Once again,

these women escaped

from custody earlier today

and should be

considered armed

and extremely dangerous.

If you encounter them,

call your local law enforce--

[ Radio station changes ]

So much for getting

your mind off it.

Looks like our laundry list

just got longer.

[ Bugs chirping ]

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'd like to welcome you

nice people

on this nonstop service

from the big house

to freedom.

We'll be going at the speed

of whatever

Captain Honey here

damn well pleases,

so at this time,

I'd like to invite you

to fasten your seat belts

and make sure your tray tables

and seat backs

are in their full

upright position.

Lastly, if anyone decides

to get cute

or do anything stupid,

I will gladly

blow your heads off.

They got

some surveillance cameras

a couple miles up

where Route 40 crosses.

Maybe we can attract

some attention.

Do what, dance?

Tell jokes?

Now what?

So much for our act

for the cameras.

So, where the hell

is she going?

Who the hell knows?

Excuse me. Excuse me.

This is my stop.

Just hold your water, babe.

It'll be everyone's stop

in just about two minutes.

[ Engine shuts off]

Okay, baby,

get everybody out.

Out, out. Everybody out.

Move, move.

Move it. Get over there.

Get over there. Move.

What now?

What's wrong with you,

princess?

I'll tell you what's wrong.

I got six months left,

and you just tacked on

ten easy.

Give it a rest, dragon lady.

What do you got

waiting for you

when you get out, anyway?

My boy.

Got a little boy.

Okay, ladies, strip.

Get rid of what

you're wearing.

- Even me?

- Yeah, sweetheart, even you.

Here. Put this on.

[Sighs]

You ain't got nothing

we haven't seen, girl.

- Do it.

- You first.

Hey, if you feeling froggy,

you might as well jump.

Come on, soy sauce,

make your move.

I told you.

I'm gonna rip your eyes out.

You don't--

You know what?

Get your hands off me.

- Enough.

- How you like that, huh?

- Off me.

- Get off me.

Honey, he's getting away.

Oh, no, he's not.

Cover the old fart.

- Got it.

- Keep your hands off my head.

[Girls hitting and groaning ]

I ain't going anywhere.

Damn you.

[ Gunshots ]

I think your boy

just bought it.

- [ Gunshot]

- [Screams]

You didn't think

you could outrun old Honey,

now, did you?

[Groans]

[Sighs]

Crap on a cracker.

[ Labored breathing ]

Where are they?

I got 'em waiting

in the other van.

- Did you get him?

- I got him.

I just hope you don't have

any of the same stupid ideas

your friend had.

No, not at all.

Good.

Let's get the hell

out of here.

[ Engine revs ]

[ Bugs chirping ]

Water.

Water.

[ Hatch squeaks open ]

Water.

Thank God.

[Water dripping ]

[Water sloshing ]

Ah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

[ Growl ]

I hope this baby

has four-wheel drive.

Why is that, Screw?

This is the old road

to Wrightson Swamp,

gets pretty mucky

the further you get in.

We'll just see about that.

Honey, did you hear

what he just said?

What's that?

That we're headed

into the swamp.

Yeah, I heard that

from the guy

who rented me the place.

- What place?

- You'll see.

It's only a few more miles.

Sure as hell hope

this place of yours

has indoor plumbing.

As a matter of fact,

the old man said it

was pretty well-equipped.

- What old man?

- Don't worry, baby.

He won't be talking

to anyone.

How's that?

Let's just say I pushed him

into early retirement.

Aha.

[ Bugs chirping ]

[ Engine shuts off]

Hell, it's even nicer

than I expected.

It's even got a hot tub.

Excuse me, but what the hell

are we doing here?

You know, for someone enjoying

a little taste of freedom,

you sure got a hell

of a mouth on you, girl.

So I've been told,

but answer the question.

Just chill. Chill.

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