Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre Page #3

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We're gonna settle in here

- and just wait.

- Wait for what?

Cops?

Bloodhounds? Choppers?

- Et cetera, et cetera?

- Yeah, yeah.

Something like that.

Nah, this is gonna he

our little home away

from home.

Ladies,

pardon your delusion,

but this is the first door

they're gonna come

knocking on.

- Trust me.

- She's right.

This is absolute B.S.

All you crazy b*tches

are gonna do

is get more time for us

or worse yet, get us killed.

I want out, now.

You ain't going nowhere,

b*tch.

' [ Punch ]

' [ Groan ]

I'd think twice about

doing that again, sweetie.

Next time, I might get mad.

Soy sauce.

You are here,

and you are going to stay here

with the rest of us

until I say different,

understand?

Yeah, I get it,

but I don't gotta like it.

That's all I'm asking for,

really.

You got anything else to say,

sweetness?

- Yeah, one thing.

- And what's that?

Don't go to sleep.

All right,

everybody get in the house.

Make sure the man here

is tied up good.

He's our insurance policy.

You got it, baby.

And by the way,

thanks for earlier.

Don't mention it.

You, out.

[ Thunder ]

[ Rain ]

[Siren ]

Boss.

Here you go.

It's still hot, I think.

Thanks, kid.

Yeah, might be

a little watered down, though.

- I couldn't find a lid.

- Cop coffee.

It's supposed

to he watered down.

- I think it's in the bylaws.

- Right.

Did you hear anything

from the hospital

- about the call today?

- Yeah.

I talked to the doctor.

He says the guy's

still in shock.

He keeps raving

about his buddy

being eaten by a shark.

Well, after what we saw,

I kind of half believe him.

Yeah, right. What about you?

You find anything?

What is that, evidence?

No,

but don't you just love it?

It's a vintage

Coca-Cola bottle,

solid glass,

not like this plastic and cans

we have today.

It must have been

lying around here

for 80 years.

Now, mind you,

it needs a little work,

but once it's polished up,

it's gonna look great

in my minibar.

- I meant about the case.

- I know what you meant.

Take a look around.

It's pretty obvious

this is where

they changed vehicles.

Yeah,

but what make and model?

I don't know.

Something big.

The warden said

one prisoner escaped.

That still leaves

six more passengers

to cart around.

- True.

- Let's get on the horn

to all

the rental car companies

within a 50-mile radius,

see what

they've got on the road

that meets our criteria.

I don't know.

I think most of those places

are gonna be closed now,

don't you think?

Let's go wake 'em up.

All right.

[ Thunder ]

Now stay put,

and you might just make it

through the night.

Yeah,

like that's gonna happen.

Your girlfriend'll

put a slug in me

the moment

I'm no use to you.

- That's not true.

- Yeah?

Then who made

Samantha disappear?

It was her, right?

She knocked off Pines

to put us on the road

before nightfall, right?

You're crazy.

She's not like that.

Yeah.

Tell that to Mike.

Just shut up,

or I'll kill you myself.

So, what now?

I've been in stir

for five years.

I'm gonna go slip

into something

more comfortable.

[ Grunts ]

[ Thunder ]

I hate the rain.

Really?

I kind of like it.

Sounds like a...

like an atmosphere

or something.

So better than the cell block,

isn't it?

It's the same thing.

We're trapped here.

Prison's a prison.

Suit yourself,

but I'm gonna make

the best of it.

Well, I know how

you could start.

How 'bout a hot bath

before we go to bed?

Now, that sounds

like a good idea.

I haven't had one of those

in so long.

Where is it?

Second bathroom

down the hall.

I turned it on

the minute we got here.

Should be coming to a boil

just about now.

Sounds good.

I'm game.

How 'bout you, Sarah?

No, you guys go ahead.

I'll meet you

in a few minutes.

Suit yourself.

[ Fire crackling ]

Anything good?

Yeah, actually.

I just found

this first-edition copy

of Charles Dickens'

"A Tale of Two Cities."

Yeah, so?

You've heard of it, right?

You actually read books?

In prison, there ain't nothing

better to do.

Let me see that.

"It was the best of times.

It was the worst of times."

Honey, I don't want nothing

but good times

from here on in.

I know, hut--

I've had enough

of the bad times.

I know, baby.

I know.

[ Thunder ]

[Sighs]

Where the hell is she,

for God's sake?

Relax.

Enjoy her not being here.

Sharon, you know

we have to get out of here

more sooner than later,

right?

- You think it's gonna get bad?

- Girl,

I've been smelling bad crap

all my life,

and this is the limburger

of bad.

I know what you mean.

Yeah, you do.

Someone does

something stupid,

a gun goes off,

and we're all

accessories to murder.

I got a kid back home.

I can't go back to the joint.

I know.

[ Rain ]

- Hey, guys. What'd I miss?

- Not a thing, girl.

Michelle and I

were just talking

about our recent benefactors.

Yeah, they are kind of harsh.

Harsh? Heh. Nice word.

Love it.

They did get us out.

Get us out to where,

some "Friday the 13th" cabin

in the woods?

Yeah, this is not my idea

of getting us out.

Look,

tomorrow they'll most likely

go their separate ways.

Then you'll have the option

to either give up

or take off running.

You're forgetting

the third option.

Yeah, what's that?

They shoot us all

to keep us from talking.

Bad option, very bad.

You think

they'd go that far?

"Do you think

they'd go that far?"

Do you remember

what they just did

to Mike a couple hours ago?

Yeah. You got

a point there, girl.

Yeah, I most certainly do.

[Sighs]

[ Thunder ]

[ Birds chirping ]

Yes.

[ Yawning ]

If you don't mind,

I could really use

a bathroom break.

You, untie him,

and watch him unload.

What'd you say to me?

"Untie him--"

No,

I heard what you said first.

What came after that?

Egg roll,

either you watch him poop,

or you watch him

poop his pants.

Your choice.

If it's any consolation,

it's not a lat of fun

for me either.

Yeah, it better not be.

I'll tell you that.

This may take a while.

I have prostate issues.

[Sighs]

Lord, what did I do

to deserve this?

[ Birds chirping ]

[ Water rushing ]

[Sighs]

[Water splashing ]

[ Humming ]

[ Shark makes noise ]

[Stops humming ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Low growl ]

[ Earth crumbling ]

Help. Oh, my God.

[ Screams ]

[ Birds chirping ]

[ Horn hanks ]

Yes, sir,

we're looking into it

right now.

Yes, he is.

I'll let you know

as soon as I hear something.

Of course. Okay.

Give it to me, Chin.

What you got?

Chin?

Obscure reference.

Never mind.

What'd he say?

Well, turns out

you were right.

The guy inside says

he rented a minivan

to a lady

using a stolen credit card

yesterday morning.

And they decided to keep it

secret till this morning?

Well, the card

only got flagged

late last night

after the place

had already closed, so...

Let me guess.

White minivan.

Yeah. How'd you know?

It's the most popular color

in rental car eets,

followed by black,

off-white, and beige.

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