Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre Page #6

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for Bonnie and Clyde.

- Who?

- What?

Who are Bonnie and Clyde?

- How old are you?

- 29.

And you've never heard

of Bonnie and Clyde?

- No.

- How 'bout Ma Barker?

- From "The Price is Right."

- Oh, for the love of--

[ Bird crowing ]

Hey, look.

White van, blue stripes.

Oh, yeah. I see it.

Where you going?

[ Earth crumbling ]

I don't know.

Just anxious, I guess.

Well, relax.

If they're in there,

we have to wait for them

to make the first move.

- If we wait for them--

- I said get your ass

hack in here.

[ Chomping ]

Sorry.

Give me the bi run-cs.

Here.

See anything?

Well, we got a plate match.

Then we got 'em.

Not yet.

- Huh.

- What?

They got four flat tires,

and there's something weird

laying in the front yard.

Here. Take a look.

Tell me what you think it is.

Adam:

That is strange.

It looks like

a piece of a dummy

all ripped up.

That's exactly

what I thought.

[ Earth crumbling ]

So, how do you want

to play this?

Like always.

[ Crashes ]

Did you see that?

What is that thing?

Let's get out of here.

[ Engine revs ]

Wow.

- This place is huge.

- Cavernous.

You sure there's another way

out of here, Doc?

It does, and I'd imagine

we just need to find one

with easy access

to tha surface.

So, once we're up top,

what next, girl?

- Quiet.

- No.

Quiet time's over.

These people have worked

way too hard

and lost too much

to have it end badly

once you and Blondie here

take off to parts unknown.

Listen, b*tch,

I'm the one who came up

with the escape plan.

I'm the one who rescued us

from those sharks.

Now, don't make me shoot you

out of lack of respect.

Excuse me.

The only one allowed

to shoot anybody

anymore is me.

And how do you figure that,

cop?

Because you're out

of bullets.

You blew your last round

shooting at the sharks.

Okay, you need to give her

her weapon hack

right now,

along with whatever

leftover ammo you might have.

[ Chuckling ]

Do you really think

I'd give a psychotic like you

live ammo?

What? I was defenseless

hack there.

No, you weren't.

You had me, John,

Michelle, the professor.

You don't have

any faith in me either?

Sweetie,

I know your backstory.

There's no way

you'd ever raise your gun

to shoot at anything.

[ Howling ]

[ Low growl ]

What the hell was that?

It's those creatures.

They're speaking

to each other like whales.

- Crap on a cracker.

- For once, professor,

I agree

with Honey's assessment.

I say the sooner

we get out of here,

- the better off we'll be.

- Speak for yourself.

Yeah, Screw.

There's a breeze

coming from this direction.

Good possibility

there's an opening

somewhere up ahead.

All right.

You heard the man, ladies.

Let's move.

- You know what, boss?

- What?

You're okay.

Thanks for the trust.

You're welcome.

Don't make me regret it.

Thank you.

[Water dripping ]

[ Man groans]

[ Water dripping louder ]

[ Music fades]

So, doc,

why so bright down here?

Yeah, it looks like the walls

are lit from behind.

Professor:

It's the phosphorous

from the limestone.

It creates its awn type

of cold light.

Michelle:
Learn something new

every day, huh?

Sounds like water running.

There's a good chance.

[Water dripping ]

Guess we're not

the first ones here, huh?

Carl:
No, I read they were

mining for minerals

about a decade ago,

but they didn't find anything

worthwhile.

So, they just left their stuff

there and lit off?

Guess so.

[ Growling ]

I don't blame 'em one bit.

Is that water, professor?

I think that's

an underground river.

That could lead us

to the surface. Let's go.

Hey, come here,

all of you.

Is that daylight?

- It sure is.

- Maybe we're saved.

That's most definitely

a way out.

- Only--

- Only what?

Only to get to it,

we're all gonna have to wade

through about 100 yards

of water waist-deep,

maybe higher.

You're thinking

some of our friends

are just below the surface

lying in wait?

It's a distinct possibility.

Well, I don't see any fins.

Oh, it doesn't matter.

We could get ten feet out,

and they'd be on us

before we knew what hit us.

What can we do?

Well,

we got a couple options.

We can go back the way we came

and choose another path--

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Miss me with that crap.

That ain't happening.

Oh, I actually agree

with you.

Plus there's no guarantee

we'd find another exit.

Or we may find more water

we can't get through.

- Precisely.

- What's our other option?

Send one of us through

to test the waters,

if you get my drift.

Oh, I get it, all right.

One of us goes through,

and if he or she

doesn't get eaten,

we send the rest of 'em

through, right?

I didn't say

it was a great option.

Well, I, for one,

am not down

for a fun game

of sharkasaurus roulette.

Look, the water

may ultimately recede,

but not necessarily

on our timeline.

Okay, so what you're saying

is we'll run out of,

like, food and air?

Air, we got.

We got plenty of water.

Food, I got a protein bar

and a pack of Twinkies.

Yeah, I'm in the same boat.

All I've got left

is half a pack of Tic Tacs.

Wait a minute.

Michelle, you may be

on to something.

What? Tic Tacs?

Yeah, I don't think sharks

eat Tic Tacs.

No, you said, "Boat."

- We got a raft.

- Oh, shoot. That's right.

Well, let's go get it.

Easy now.

You two stay here.

You monitor the water.

You see a ripple, vibration,

anything, you take note.

Aren't you afraid

we'll try to escape?

Nope, not at all.

- You still see it?

- No, I think it's gone.

Jeez, what was that thing?

I don't know,

but if I didn't know better,

I'd think we just had

an encounter

with a land shark.

A land shark?

I mean, what, you mean like

from "Saturday Night Live"?

Oh, that, you remember?

So, that guy was right.

It is a shark.

Oh, we gotta warn somebody.

What are we gonna say?

Who's gonna believe us?

I mean, they're gonna think

we skipped the donuts

and went right

for the hard stuff.

Yeah, but I mean, it was real.

We saw it. We felt it.

Yeah, and if we did,

I'm sure the escaped convicts

did as well.

Wait. You mean...

I think that that thing,

it took away

their only means of escape,

and it trapped them

in the hideout.

50, that ripped-up dummy

that we saw,

what was that,

some sort of a decoy?

I'd stake my pension on it.

What do you think?

Are they still trapped inside?

Hard to tell.

Pull up

the geological schematics

on that fancy gadget

of yours.

- You mean the iPad?

- Whatever.

See if there's anyplace

they could have escaped to

given the chance.

- Come on.

- All right, all right.

According to this,

there is a cave entrance

about 200 yards

from the back of the cabin.

That's it, then.

What's it?

They threw the dummy

to the wolf,

and they made a run for it.

Well, assuming they made it,

where do you think they went?

If it were me,

I'd use that cave

to get the heck out of there

as quick as I could.

I mean, not only

do they have us hunting them,

they've got that creature

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