Sharky's Machine Page #3

I bet she looks terrific. Ohh, God.

My nipples are hard

Oh. Hard nipples. Ohh.

What color is the shirt?

What the hell difference

does it make what color...

Shh! God damn it.

Green

This is good stuff.

Oh, God, she's driving me crazy.

I'm spreading it open

Spreading what open?

Would you touch yourself?

Of course Where?

Ohh.

Oh, you dumb son of a b*tch.

Ohh. Oh, oh.

You got anything else?

I got it. That's the wrong tape.

Uh, Shark, this is it.

Listen to the voice on this.

Ok, yeah. I love that girl's voice.

Darling Sugar

Wait a minute.

Listen to the guy's voice.

I'm listening That's the girl's voice

All right, here it comes.

It's gonna look great on that body of yours

Anybody?

Just 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 tits

This is boring sh*t.

God, I love that body

I don't recognize that voice

After the election, it'll

be a different world for us

Hotchkins!

Da dum

Goddamn Hotchkins!

F***ing candidate for governor Hotchkins.

He's got a wife and 5 kids,

and we got him by the jewels, huh?

We got headlines. That's all we got.

Right. Another politician screwing around.

They see that on television

every afternoon.

I mean, not that I watch that sh*t.

7 ladies.

One's got her hooks into Hotchkins,

and that's the one the

Department won't let us touch.

Doesn't that tell you anything, Friscoe?

Aw, come on, Sharky.

Jesus, you got wires into the Department?

Come on, Sharky.

Maybe it's Hotchkins.

Huh?

Hotchkins.

Well?

What do you want now?

I want to watch her round the clock.

Who?

What's her name, Nosh?

Uh, Dominoe, with an E.

Dominoe.

Do you know how many man

- hours that would take?

Just me. 24 hours.

You.

You?

You!

You see, that's the trouble!

Who else gives a damn?!

Who else gives a... aw...

Who else gives a damn?!

You see, we got a one-man show here

We gotta follow his routine.

Huh? Change our routines.

You know, dance to your tune.

If I take this through the Department...

No. You do that, and you blow it.

- What?

- We blow it.

We don't wanna blow it.

We?

This is our case, Friscoe.

Oh, no. No, no. It's not my case.

Don't give it to anybody else, Friscoe.

So who wires the place?

He does.

I didn't hear that. What?

He does.

Mmm mm mmm

Are you crazy?

Are you...

Are you dumb?

Now, you go through St Louis

Joplin, Missouri

Oklahoma City looks mighty pretty

You'll see

Amarillo

Let's see.

- Hello there.

- Hello.

We got one on the chair, the dresser,

which will pick up the john,

this one here.

Give this a little test.

Hello? Zebra 1 to Zebra 2.

Zebra 1 to Zebra 2. Come in, Zebra 2.

Come in.

Nosh, you wanna cut that zebra crap?

I read you already Over

I think he reads you.

Let's check the ones in the other room.

Wanna get your shoes, Sherlock?

Thank you very much.

your kicks

Check.

On Route 66

Ba doom, pa doonk ka doom

Cha kop ta dum

Sharky Papa

She's walking in the building

She's what?

She's walking in the building

What happened to she's coming down the

street, she's getting in the driveway?

You know, you got

a big communication problem here.

I didn't hear one 10-4 in all that time!

These guy's don't know diddly sh*t

about electronic communication!

I'm not gonna do you any more favors.

Damn you, Nosh. You take forever.

You didn't tell me we were...

Jesus, she's on her way up.

Start working.

What are we working on?

Tiffany, do you always

have to leave the door open?

Were you born in a barn?

- Who is that?

- Tiffany.

Close the door!

You know, we got some really good stuff

on the Tiffany tapes.

Oh, yeah?

Got a congressman.

Can we kill the golden oldies, please?

Look at her tits.

Lungs.

Tits. Lungs. No wonder

we get a congressman.

From the great state of mammary.

Not after last night

1,000 bucks a night.

Is that right? Is that what they get?

That's right.

I think that's ridiculous.

Inever paid for it in my life.

Except that time when I was

in the service in Japan.

But I was lonely.

Everybody was lonely over there.

Been there for a long time.

I don't know what I paid, though.

It was yen. Japanese money.

Just pile it up and sleep on it.

I either paid a buck 35...

or $1,300.

I still haven't figured it out.

I have a plan

She was nice to me, though.

Hang on

This Tiffany. Know what I mean?

She's got a little meat on her.

She's a softy. Not like the other one.

What's her name? Dominoe.

She's too skinny. What do you think?

I got it.

You remember in the 10th grade

there was this, uh, Rosalie D'Amato.

Italian girl?

She... she was built like this.

Same kind of b*obs.

Rosalie D'Amato.

Jeez, I loved her.

Never screwed her, though.

Did you?

I mean...

you can tell me now because, what the hell,

a lot of time has gone by.

What am I gonna do?

You know, I'm not gonna

get mad at you, hit you.

Did you?

Yeah.

Oh, sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!

I knew you did! I knew it!

Jesus! You were always doing that!

We're getting out

Uh, then how will we live?

Well, we never settled

on the dancing school

Or the boutique or the farm

I'll take the farm.

Uh-uh. The boutique.

You would take the boutique.

Why me?

Oh, Jewish guys never take the farm.

What's the matter,

you didn't see Fiddler on the Roof'?

Nothing but farmers.

I hate the thing he makes

us do, too, but we gotta go

I'm not up to it

We have to

Ohh

Tiffany, move your ass

Things he makes us do?

This could be something, huh?

Yeah. I'll take it.

What, you're gonna leave me here alone?

That's right.

Well, that's terrific. That's terrific.

I'll be staring at space here

and listening to surface noise all night.

2, 3, and 4

1, 2, 3, and 4

Come on!

Come on, girls!

You're supposed to be ladies!

Move! With elegance!

And 34

And 1

That's good!

Now go on!

Let's see it go back!

Ohh

Right and left!

Back! Get back!

Back! All the way back!

What, have you broken your neck, darling?

Move your head back!

3

1, 2, 3

Oh, Tiffany, you cow!

That's it! Your other left!

That's good!

All right! Now have fun, girls!

Have fun!

Keep that elevation!

Reach the ceiling!

Roll over.

Don't change your hair for me

Not

If you care for me

Stay

Little valentine

Stay

Each day

Is Valentine's

Day

Tkk.

Good night.

You play much tennis?

Nah.

You gotta kinda isolate that little area.

What little area?

I mean, the tennis court becomes like...

You read any Zen?

No.

It becomes your universe.

And you become one with that space.

One time, when I was, uh,

riding in a cruiser,

before I got into Vice...

Yeah?

I got a call that there

was a domestic squabble.

And I was by myself in

the cruiser that day.

Had no partner.

Hmm.

So I went to this very, uh...

depressed part of town.

And I had to go around

the back of this house

and up these steps.

I knocked on the door,

and this lady opened the door...

hysterical, crying, and was she bleeding.

Well, I guess the guy had hit her

or smacked her or something.

And so I stepped inside,

and then this guy just stepped out of...

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