Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure Page #3

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Right. Like prom dresses

and first boyfriends.

Look, anything you have to do

will be worth it to get your dream.

Okay.

I'm gonna meet with

that casting director, get the part,

- be a star and have a palace!

- There you go.

That's the self-indulgent, self-entitled,

optimistic pink hurricane

I've been seeing through my lens.

And I like how perceptive you are.

Okay, New York. Bring it on.

I used to think maybe you loved me

Now, baby, I'm sure

And I just can't wait till the day

When you knock on my door

Now every time I go for the mailbox

Gotta hold myself down

'Cause I just can't wait till you write me

You're coming around

I'm walking on sunshine

I'm walking on sunshine

I'm walking on sunshine, whoa

- And don't it feel good!

- Hey!

All right now

And don't it feel good!

Hey!

All right now, yeah

Hi!

Turn it off. Turn it off!

Just waiting for you

Just waiting for you

Now I don't want you back

for the weekend

Not back for a day

No, no, no

What?

I want you to stay

I'm walking on sunshine

I'm walking on sunshine

I'm walking on sunshine

- And don't it feel good!

- Hey!

All right now

And don't it feel good!

Oh, yeah!

Looking good. So pink.

You're good.

- Do you wanna try some?

- No, I don't want any!

Lay down. Lay down.

Night, Boi!

Boi? Get help!

- Knock, knock.

- Come in!

Wow! And wow.

Hey, are you on your way to meet

with the casting director?

No, I'm on my way

to change theater history.

You think this is a good outfit

for changing history?

Perfect! Mind if I tag along and film?

Not that you could ever mind me, right?

I think you should. After all,

not many people can say they were

there to film the creation of a legend.

Sharpay! You made it after all!

Destiny called,

and I get great reception!

Well, your timing is perfect.

What's tomorrow like for you?

The first day of the rest of my fame.

Well, all right.

I'll set up your audition for 3:00.

I'll e-mail you the musical number

that we'd like you to prepare.

And could you make sure

that he's well-groomed

and, you know,

takes care of any business beforehand.

- What?

- What?

- He?

- Yes.

- Him?

- Him.

- He?

- Yes!

Wait, what?

It's your dog that we want to audition.

He was amazing!

Oh.

What?

I mean...

I sent you all the information

in response to your e-mail.

I mean, didn't the title of the musical

give you any indication?

A Girl's Best Friend?

A Girl's Best Friend!

And I'm here for the girl!

You're here for the girl?

Well, I'm never the best friend!

Oh, no. No, no. We wanted Boi.

As the girl?

No, as the best friend.

Wait, wait. You wanted Boi

as the best friend of the girl?

Not me as the girl with the best friend?

Exactly.

Oh, Sharpay, I am so sorry

for the confusion.

If you don't want Boi to audition,

I would totally understand.

Sharpay. Sharpay! Hey, stop.

Hey, don't touch the car!

Look, slow down. Even New Yorkers

can't keep up with you.

It's not even me they wanted!

Well, to be fair, the role is for a dog.

If they wanted you,

I could understand you being upset.

Why did I come all this way?

Leave my friends, family,

a dry, self-hydrating climate?

To follow your dream!

Or at least that's what I thought.

Nothing is turning out

the way I planned it!

Plan A. Live in a penthouse

and star on Broadway.

Plan B... Don't have a plan B!

What do I tell my father now?

That you came to a very special city

determined to be someone very special,

which you are.

Oh, I'm not so special.

I'm just like everyone else.

Maybe a little better.

Look at it this way.

Boi is your dog, and he has

an opportunity, so be happy for him.

You're right.

I'm being, you know, what's the word?

When you do something for yourself

even though it's

not so good for other people?

- Selfish?

- No!

Oh, yeah.

Look, Sharpay,

you can't give up. Okay?

And, anyway,

you're officially the star of my film.

I am?

Yeah, you are.

Oh. So now it's all about you?

Only because I need you here.

Fine. I'll star in your movie.

Okay. Good, good!

Okay, change of strategy.

I didn't know you had a strategy,

but I like the way you think.

If Boi becomes a success,

everyone will see me as well.

After all, I am his entourage.

I am the one who's holding his leash.

His fame will ultimately lead to my fame.

That's what I came here for, right?

Still a little selfish,

but heading in the right direction.

We're gonna do this.

It's like I tell the housekeepers.

If you can't see the bright side,

polish the dull side.

Yeah, not quite what I was talking...

They want Boi to audition?

It's Boi they will get!

When a sign of the times

is the times are extremely tough

When you look at the world

and the world that you see is

Yes, rough

When you feel like a long lost pup

And you need some cheering up

Sit back, relax

and watch us do our stuff

Two, three, four

We're gonna sit and shake your hand

That's how it starts

We're gonna nose our nosy way

into your hearts

We'll sing and bark

In two-part harmony

You're gonna love us

That's our guarantee

We'll bow together

on the count of three

Me and my Boi

My Boi and me

We make the perfect pair

We've got that savoir-faire

Me and my Boi

Me and my Boi

Me and my Boi

My Boi and me

Wait!

That's the best audition I've ever seen!

I'm Gill Samms, the director.

Neal Roberts, writer.

That was amazing!

Chills. Feel my hand...

I won't feel your hand, but I believe you.

I won't feel your hand either,

but I believe you, too.

That is one special dog.

We've done special here.

Special has been done, people!

Boi was meant for Broadway.

We both were.

So, when do we start?

Well, there's one more waiting.

One more!

One more, people!

Could you take a seat

in the front row, please?

There.

Now.

Roger Elliston

the third.

And his dog, Countess.

FYI, I'm Roger.

As you can see

by our extensive resume,

hand-printed on carbonless,

environmental-friendly rice paper,

Countess has numerous major

Broadway credits under her paws,

including The Collar Purple,

Three Puppy Opera,

and the original

Broadway cast production

of A Wagging Tail of Two Cities,

a musical opera in German.

Major pedigree.

I'm impressed.

This is us impressed.

Plus, she can bark a high C

with sustained vibrato.

Sure, but only dogs can hear it.

All right.

Let's see what Countess can do.

When a sign of the times

is the times are extremely tough

When you look at the world

and the world that you see is rough

When you feel like a long lost pup

And you need some cheering up

Sit back, relax

and watch us do our stuff

We're gonna sit and shake your hand

That's how it starts

We're gonna nose our nosy way

into your hearts

We'll sing and bark

In two-part harmony

You're gonna love us

That's our guarantee

We'll bow together

on the count of three

Me and my girl

My girl and me

We make the perfect pair

We've got that savoir-faire

Me and my girl

Me and my girl

Me and my girl

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