Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure Page #7
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- Year:
- 2011
- 90 min
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Look, those mangy mutts
are bothering me
almost as much as
their disposable owners.
I actually had to have one of them
clean my toilet just to keep her away.
She thinks she's an actress.
She acts all right.
She acts just like
every other obsessed fan.
Wait.
Everything you said... You were...
Right?
Yes.
Thank you.
You must think I'm a total fool.
No. Not total.
Maybe my dad was right.
Maybe I'm not ready for this.
Maybe I should just go home
and... work for him.
I mean, did I really think
I was just gonna come to Broadway
and be a star?
Yes.
Because that's exactly how you think.
It's perfect.
Perfect is so hard.
And it doesn't prepare you
for disappointment.
Well, if it helps, you still look adorable,
even when you're disappointed.
Yeah, that doesn't help.
Look, Sharpay.
There is not a marquee big enough
or lights bright enough
to contain the fame you're gonna have.
Yeah, but not the way I've been doing it.
Like you said,
the Sharpay you know
isn't the Sharpay that has become
the Sharpay that is this Sharpay.
Did all the Sharpays follow that?
I sacrificed integrity for opportunity.
I let someone insecure distract me.
I cleaned a bathroom!
But worst of all,
I disappointed someone I care about.
I forgot what was really important to me.
I lost track of what I want.
And other than maid service and
a canopy bed, what is it that you want?
A fair fight. A lifetime in the spotlight.
And maybe you'll still let me be
in your movie.
I guess.
Okay, I can't say I approve of dating
beneath your station in life,
but fine. Go.
Hey, I got your text.
What's C-Q-M-T-W-I-L-G-T mean?
"Come quick. Major trouble.
Wow, I look great today." Duh.
I really should have gotten that.
Listen, Amber Lee Adams
isn't what you think.
A self absorbed, two-faced panther
who would eat her young alive
on a reality show rather than allow
anyone to steal her spotlight?
Okay, she's what you think.
Listen, I don't care if her parents
had to tie beef jerky around her neck
just to get the family dog
to play with her,
as long as Countess is at her side
on that stage.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
She wants the part of the dog
written out completely!
- That's not fair!
- Too far.
Well, I am 12, remember?
Roger, we've been fighting
the wrong battle, each other.
We need to form an alliance
and work against a common enemy.
- Zits?
- Amber Lee.
Trust me,
the zit battle is one you won't win.
But what can we do?
Tonight is the dress rehearsal.
The audience will be filled
with members
of Amber Lee Adams' fan club.
I know, I saw the tweet.
Fine. Yes, I follow her, too.
Okay, we need to show people
exactly who Amber Lee really is.
It's time someone taught her
how to behave in the theater.
I like the way you think.
It's manipulative, but for a good cause.
Tell me what you need me to do.
- Hey, Amber Lee, I...
- Where have you been?
I have been trying to reach you all day.
Oh. Sorry, my phone
must have been turned off.
Without asking me first?
I just wanted to say good luck.
You know, I know you chose Countess
for this performance tonight,
and I'm fine with that.
Well, it was nothing personal,
but your phone was shut off,
so I couldn't talk to you about it.
I guess that won't happen again, will it?
We're good.
Hug? Okay.
Hello, everyone. I'm Gill, the director.
And I'm Neal,
the under-appreciated writer.
And we are thrilled that you're here
for our first performance
in front of an audience.
Does everyone here
know how to applaud?
Okay, how about the balcony up there?
- Okay, now.
- Can you hear us? You're good!
Will somebody please control
these wannabe werewolves?
Hello? People?
See, this is exactly why I didn't want to
do a show with dogs!
I'm the star, not them! Stage people?
Could somebody please put these rats
with rabies out of my misery? Anyone!
Finally, you idiot! What took so long?
Now, hurry up and get these flea-bitten
fur bags out of here!
- There are people waiting to see me!
- Okay, go now.
You think all those boring freaks
with no lives
came to worship two no-name mutts?
I don't think so! I'm the one they love!
Me! They came to see...
I knew I forgot to tell you something.
Careful, your mic's on.
You did this to me. You ruined me!
News flash! You ruined you!
Oh, what do you know?
You're a nobody!
The only reason you even wanted to be
my friend is so I'd choose your dog!
No, no. At first, I idolized you,
even more than myself,
which isn't easy.
But you're not at all
what I thought you were.
You and I are exactly alike.
Except I don't enjoy
letting people down.
I don't use people to feel better
about myself.
And I definitely don't wear yellow
and orange in the same week,
let alone the same outfit, okay?
Maybe I did think you and I were alike,
but not anymore.
In fact, I'd be embarrassed
if someone thought I was like you.
Well, I quit!
And without me, there's no show.
Now neither one
of your furry little friends
will have their shot and neither will you.
Blame her!
I'm sorry. Someone had to say it.
I'll go talk some sense into her.
You, out of this theater right now.
Wait, Sharpay.
If you go, then I'll go, too.
No. You wanted this as badly as I did.
This mess was my idea.
You win.
That's not what it feels like.
- Hey. Can I come in?
- Sure.
- So, you're really leaving, huh?
- Yeah.
I'm packing my carry-on stuff first.
- I wish you weren't going.
- Me, too.
Have you thought about
what you're gonna do now?
Move home where there's enough room
for my pores to open,
spend months in the spa getting
this layer of New York grime off my skin,
and mostly...
...miss you.
Look, I know exactly how to help that.
Don't go.
I already talked to my dad.
- You don't have to say it.
- Thank you.
What about your dream of being a star?
It's still there.
It's just a little bit more of a dream
than a reality.
- You know what today is?
- What?
I got here exactly one month ago.
My time was up tonight anyway.
Well, so then you still have eight hours.
This isn't how
my movie's supposed to end.
I guess it is.
This is Sharpay.
Uh-huh.
Sure. No, no. I'll be there.
That was the stage manager.
They want me to come to the theater
and clear out Boi's things.
I can go with you if you want.
I want.
And, so, Amber Lee has quit.
- Gone.
- Kaput.
The producers feel,
without a star, we can't open.
The time it would take to find someone
who could learn the role and do it well
might take weeks, and it would cost
too much to keep the production going.
But we want you all to know,
it was great almost working with you.
- I'm gonna meet you outside.
- All right.
Thank you for your hard work.
We are so, so sorry, people.
Wait! Wait, it's not over. It's not over.
Look, it doesn't have to be.
Look, there is someone who knows
the part by heart and who is amazing.
All right, maybe she's not a star yet,
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