She's All That Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1999
- 95 min
- 1,647 Views
- Hi !
- Hey. Hey, baby.
[ Chuckles ]
What's up ? How's it going ?
Who the hell does she think she is ?
There are 2,000 girls in this school,
and I can bump monkeys with every one of 'em.
- Taylor Vaughan is totally replaceable.
- Spare me this wax sh*t...
about replaceable, because we're
talking about Taylor Vaughan here.
- Sorry, man. He's-- He's right.
- Of course l'm right.
I mean, the girl's
an institution in this place.
Every girl wants to be her,
and every guy wants to nail her.
- Basically, she's you... with tits.
- [ Laughs ]
Nah, nah, you're wrong, you see.
The Taylor Vaughan you just described
is an illusion, a myth.
You strip away
all that attitude and makeup...
and basically all you have is
a C-minus G.P.A. with a wonder bra.
Oh, give it up.
Take, uh--
Take her for example.
Short, decent rack,
kind of a Chelsea Clinton
thing going on.
the right boyfriend, bam !
In six weeks, she's the one
being crowned prom queen.
- You're serious ?
- As a heart attack.
You're clearly delusional. But how
about a chance to prove me wrong ?
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Dean,
Dean, Dean. The boy's buggin' here.
You're taking advantage of a friend
in a vulnerable situation.
Gee, that's swell, Preston.
A fifth of Chivas and a uterus and you could be my mom.
No, seriously.
The guy thinks he could do anything.
Let him prove it.
- What do you say, Zack ?
- A bet ?
Yeah. Unless, of course,
you're too heartbroken.
- Just name the terms.
- All right, it's simple.
l'll pick the girl, and you got six
weeks to turn her into the prom queen.
Okay, okay, we get it, okay ?
- Everybody has a big jimmy.
Now can we just--
- You got it.
- All right. Let's go shopping.
- [ Laughing ]
Oh, man, this is
gonna be so much fun.
- [ Preston ] What about her ?
- [ Dean ] Nah, l don't think so.
- [ Girl ] l mean it's still scabbing.
See, l saved it.
- How about this one ?
A-Are you sure about Bubbles ?
Nah, we can do
better than that.
[ Zack ]
What about her ?
Rectal archaeology. Very nice.
Stupid, stupid, stupid,
stupid, stupid.
[ Gasps ]
Gentlemen, we have a winner.
[ Zack ]
Uh-uh ! No.
No, no, no, no.
Hey, a bet's a bet.
Right, Preston ?
Hey, man, this is
between you guys.
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Exhales ]
Look, fat l can handle.
Weird b*obs, bad personality,
maybe some sort of fungus.
Come on. Scary and inaccessible
is another story.
Hey, man, if l were you,
l wouldn't be wasting my time,
'cause by my calculations
you got six weeks until the prom.
And if-- if Laney Boggs
is gonna be queen,
l'd say you pretty much got
your work cut out for you.
- Hi, Laney. You got a second ?
- [ Boy ] Here comes Zack.
What's up, Spaz ?
He knows my name.
That's not your name.
That's not his name.
Oh. Sorry.
So, Laney, listen.
-l was wondering if maybe you'd wanna...
-Let's go, Simon.
embarrass me horribly
in front of all these people ?
- Laney--
- Come on. Dad's waiting. Let's go.
[ Laughter ]
Wait ! Watch this.
- [ Farts ]
- Oh ! Damn it, Brock.
Relax, man. Smells like roses.
l will not relax.
You-- You are being disrespectful.
You are disrespecting me,
and you are disrespecting Harmony.
lt's not about disrespect.
lt's just gas.
- That's about enough of this.
- How's the queen of The Real World ?
How did you know about that ?
Please. They've only run that
spring break thing like a zillion times.
- So who's the lucky rebound skank ?
- Well, there's gotta be
somebody, right ?
- Well, l wouldn't say somebody.
But there is sort of a project.
- Project ?
- Yeah.
To tell you the truth, she kind of,
uh-- she kind of blew me off.
l like her already.
Well, the only thing l can figure
is it's gotta be some kind of mistake.
Zack, l realize it's
a difficult concept...
for a b*tch magnet
such as yourself to grasp,
but did it ever occur to you
- What do you mean ?
- Find out where she hangs out.
- Find out what she likes.
- [ Door Closes ]
Oh, crap.
Mom and Dad are home.
lf they ask, l'm at Ashley's.
Her brother's home.
He's so cute.
He just got kicked out
of military school.
Zachary, how was
the first day back ?
Ah. School is school.
Taylor and the girls
have a good time in Florida ?
- l guess so.
- There's still no word on
the Dartmouth application ?
Obviously not.
You haven't heard
from a single university yet.
- lsn't that a bit unusual
at this point in the year ?
- Not really.
You know maybe l ought to give
Ken Wortham in the alumni office a buzz.
- l owe him a call anyway.
- Nah, nah, let's give it
a couple of days.
Probably hear something
by Friday.
We'll give it till
the end of the week.
Does my tattoo
look red to you ?
- Come on, girl. Don't you care
Well, two weeks ago,
we were helping you plan
your prom queen acceptance speech.
Now all of a sudden, everything's
like "Brock this" and "Brock that"...
and "my tattoo."
Taylor, the last thing you wanna do
five weeks before the election...
is alienate people.
- And what is that supposed to mean ?
- l think...
what she's trying to say
is you should be careful. Right ?
Careful of what ? Okay.
l can win this thing
in fluorescent lighting...
on the first day of my period,
cloaked in tacky rags. Okay ?
My mother was
prom queen in '71.
My cousin,
prom queen in '82.
prom queen in '94...
if it wasn't for that scandal
on the Color Me Badd tour bus.
Okay, l am a goddamn legacy.
All right ?
And besides, not to be a b*tch,
but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan ?
God, l hope that's not
your acceptance speech.
Okay, sir, that will be one tahina kebab
with a side of spiced hummus salad.
Would you like to super-size
Hmm. Let me see.
- Laney.
- Exactly what does
this super-size entail ?
Stalking is illegal
in all 50 states.
- Come on. l just wanna talk.
- l find myself torn.
Perhaps l could see
a sample ball...
for such a decision.
- Don't you have a break coming up ?
- One moment, sir.
Uh, uh, miss ?
One moment, sir.
l'm not smart.
- What ?
- What ? You figure l could--
l could tutor you or something ?
- You think, "Oh, well,
there's Laney Boggs. She's a dork.
- Look, Laney.
- Laney.
- She must at least be smart."
Well, guess what, l'm not.
Laney, l have the fourth
highest G.P.A. in our class.
Mm-hmm.
Oh. What is this, some kind of new dork
outreach program ? l'm just not, uh--
- No, it-- Are you always like this ?
- No.
- Yes.
- Come on. Five minutes.
- [ Customer ] Miss ?
- Five seconds.
Okay. Um, l really
wanted to talk to you about...
- art.
- Art ?
- You don't take art.
- How do you know ?
How come l haven't seen you
in any of my classes ?
Well, 'cause l'm-- l'm busy
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