She's All That Page #4

Cuts off the circulation to his brain.

l'm Preston.

l know who you are.

- Hey, Laney. lt is Laney, right ?

- Yeah.

Well, come on, Zack, help us get

the rest of the stuff from the car.

Yeah.

So, think the mourning

period's over yet ?

Please. lt's way over.

Mourning period ?

Yeah, without Taylor,

Zack's available now.

Yeah, but what's the deal ? l mean,

don't tell me you guys are on a date.

- No, we're just--

- Friends ?

Hey, now, check out

the bobos on super freak.

You know, Zack, from up here,

she almost looks normal.

So, is this what you ladies

are gonna do all day ?

No. ln 15 minutes, l have

every intention of turning over.

- All right. Just thought

you all might wanna play.

- No, thanks.

- So, what about you, Laney ?

- No, um, l don't think so.

- ls your name Laney ?

- No. Thank God. No offense.

None taken.

lt's just I've seen you in gym class.

You run like a girl.

- l am a girl.

- Oh, you know what l mean.

Obviously, l don't.

So, uh, you in or out ?

ln.

Ah, lovely.

- Me too.

- [ Girl ] Really ?

- Got it !

- Mine ! Mine !

Just like that.

So, Zack, my house tonight ?

Uh, yeah.

So what about you, Laney ?

See you at Preston's tonight ?

- l don't think so.

- Aw, come on. You gotta be.

Yeah, you should.

Preston's parties are the best.

- Booze, tunes, hotties.

- Dean--

No, seriously. His house is enormous.

His dad owns Harrison Ford.

- The actor ?

- No, the car dealership.

So, what do you say ?

Uh, sure.

Good things.

- Well, this should be interesting.

- Will you shut up ?

What ? Even if they are broken

up, if Zack shows up with her,

Taylor's gonna sh*t Frisbees.

[ Dean ]

Zack, Laney, always a pleasure.

- Okay, man, see ya.

- Later.

- See you guys later.

- See ya.

Bye. See you later.

Well, we survived, right ?

So, about Preston's

thing tonight...

- l can't.

- But you just said that--

l-- l know. l just...

forgot l have to clean the house.

lt's really dirty.

Almost... unlivable.

Sorry to hear that.

[ Alex Trebek ] Thomas Welch

invented this drink in 1859...

as an alternative to wine.

- What is nonalcoholic wine ?

- [ Man ] What is grape juice ?

- No.

- [ Trebek ] That's right.

- [ Jesse ] You said no ?

- Mm-hmm.

- Why ?

- l said l had stuff to do.

Laney, sitting around

with your father...

while he watches Jeopardy!

in his underwear hardly

qualifies as stuff to do.

- Who is Lou Rawls ?

- You know me too well.

l think you're afraid to let

anything good happen to you.

l mean, did it ever occur to you

that maybe Zack really likes you ?

- Trust me. He doesn't.

- [ Knocking At Door ]

- l gotta go.

- The youngest of the Marx brothers,

- he retired from the act

following 1933's...

- Who is Lamo ?

- [ Man ] Who is Zeppo ?

- [ Trebek ] That's correct.

- Hello.

- l thought l said l was busy.

Zack. Mi compadre con queso.

- l, uh-- l believe

you said you were cleaning.

- l am.

l was. l... will be.

Tell you what.

How about l save you some time ?

- l'll take the kitchen.

- All right, then l got the bathroom.

- lsn't that the soccer team ?

- lt's J.V.

-l need the vacuum cleaner.

-[ Dad ] lt's over there in the corner.

- Go get dressed.

- l can't. l mean-- Look at you.

You look great.

l-- l have nothing--

Oh, God.

l'm a mess.

That's where l come in.

Mackenzie Siler, hair and makeup.

You can call me Mack.

You know, if you guys need us,

we'll be upstairs.

- Have a seat.

- Thanks.

[ Trebek ] This city's French Quarter

encompasses about 70 blocks.

- What is Paris, France ?

- [ Woman ] What is New Orleans ?

Ow !

Laney, no offense, but when

was the last time you tweezed ?

- What ?

- As in your eyebrows.

Never. Why ?

Well, do you ever watch

Sesame Street ?

Uh-huh.

- You know Bert ?

- Ow !

So, Zack, can l get you a drink ?

Yeah, sure.

What do you got ?

Let me check.

[ Trebek ]

Along with presidents Washington,

Jefferson and Lincoln,

his face appears

on South Dakota's Mount Rushmore.

- [ Dad ] Who is President Rushmore ?

- [ Man ] Who is Roosevelt ?

[ Trebek ] That's right.

Now you select again.

[ Man ]

The Cinema for 300.

[ Trebek ] Here's the clue.

This 1951 Elia Kazan film...

marked Warren Beatty's

screen debut.

- What is Shampoo ?

- [ Man ]

What is Splendor in the Grass ?

You really never wear makeup ?

No. My mom died before l was

old enough for this stuff.

- l'm sorry.

- lt was a long time ago.

l mean, God, Simon

was practically a baby.

Nothing personal, Laney,

but this particular coif...

doesn't really go

with your face shape.

What do you have in mind ?

Well, l have an idea.

What kind of idea ?

You'd really have to trust me.

[ Trebek ] ln 1987, a copy of the Old

Testament attributed to this printer...

sold for $5.3 million.

- Who is Hewlett-Packard ?

- Who is Gutenberg ?

- [ Man ] Who is Gutenberg ?

- [ Trebek ] Yes.

[ Man ]

1880s for 400.

- [ Trebek ]

According to the 1880 census,

- Who are you people ?

it was the first state with

a population exceeding five million.

[ Boy ]

Zack owes us big-time.

You sure this

is a margarita ?

Yeah.

Gentlemen,

may l present the new, not improved,

but different... Laney Boggs ?

Laney !

Laney Boggs, get your

cute butt down here !

- You ready ?

- Yeah.

Drive safely.

- [ Rock ]

- [ People Chattering ]

Hey, hey, hey,

welcome, my friends...

to the party that never ends.

Yeah. At least until my folks

get back from Vegas.

- Who are all these people ?

- [ Preston ] l have no idea.

- [ Glass Shatters ]

- l'm gonna check on you in a second.

Have a good time,

all right ? Damn.

Laney. Oh, my God,

you look great.

Zack, do you mind if l borrow her

for just a second ?

There are these amazing-looking

twins over there.

l think they're Costa Rican

or something.

Uh, sure.

Go ahead.

Well, gracias, papi.

Oh, my God,

l'm so glad you came.

Damn, look

at the look you have.

What's going on, man ?

You guys come here together ?

Well, l brought her here

if that's what you mean.

"l brought her here if that's what you

mean." Come on, man, let's get real.

You're with her 24-7. You know

l may be wasted, but l'm not blind here.

So what's going on ? Mixing a little

business with pleasure or what ?

l hate to break it to you, man,

but, uh, it's just a bet.

Yeah, right.

Whoo-ooh !

Let's party !

Well, well,

if it isn't Taylor Vaughan.

What a surprise.

Yeah, we almost

didn't make it,

but then l thought, why not put in

one last sentimental... whatever.

Honey ! l want a beer.

- You've got a drink right there.

- But l want a beer.

Okay.

Excuse me.

Hello ?

- Oh. Sorry.

- Splatter girl ?

Misty ?

[ Groaning ]

Are you okay ?

l think l'm gonna vomit.

l think you already did.

Can l get you something ?

[ Groaning ]

Here.

- [ Chuckles ]

- Hey, Laney.

- How does it feel ?

- Excuse me ?

You heard me.

l said, how does it feel ?

Rich girl like me...

gets a scholarship

to her first-choice art school,

and here you are...

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