She's All That Page #6

She doesn't like her million dollar

makeover or her overnight popularity ?

What is it ?

No, that's not the point, man.

l cared about her.

I've got to hand it to you, Taylor.

Zack did exactly what you said he would.

Of course he did.

l created him. Pay up.

Oh, right.

- Laney, Laney ! W-Wait, wait !

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Relax, man. All right ?

Besides, he did have

his entertaining moments.

Your eyes are really beautiful.

- [ Girls Laugh ]

- Hey, you know. Not to get,

like, all mellow on ya,

but your eyes

really are beautiful.

[ Kids Chattering, Laughing ]

- Hey, guys. Vote for Taylor.

- No way !

Okay. Don't vote for Taylor. Hi.

You vote for Taylor.

- Between two girls

Which one we gonna pick

- Pick

- l'd rather pick Laney

'cause Taylor be talkin'

- Shh

She thinks she's all of that

We're everything in between

But who's about to be

prom queen, Laney

- Well, Taylor used to be the thing

but now she's not

- Not

- Laney's goin' for prom queen

and Taylor's hot

- Hot

But we don't give a damn

about Taylor Vaughan

'Cause Taylor's fadin' out

and Laney's on

lf l could get with Laney

Yo, it'd be real cool

With the queen by my side

we'd run the whole damn school

But, yo, keepin' on the break

and l'm gonna keep this cool

- Cool

- Taylor ditched Zack

for a car and a fool

All for the high school jock

named Brock

Well, my man

Click on the beat box

- [ lmitates Drum Riff ]

- Laney

- Yeah, yeah

- She's all that

- [ Kids Applauding ]

- [ Girl ] All right !

So what shouldn't l eat ?

Eat whatever you want.

Okay. For your information,

l was about to eat a Snack Time chip.

Snack Time owns

Captain Peg-Leg Tuna...

which isn't-- all together now--

dolphin friendly.

- Screw the dolphins.

- A guy tried that last year.

He's banned from Sea World for life.

What's wrong with you ?

Jesse, am l kissable ?

Okay, about these chips.

l don't know, Laney.

You're... you.

But maybe if l didn't know

you my whole life,

- and l just met--

- Fresh ground pepper ?

- Fresh ground pepper ?

- He must be crazy.

Who, Simon ?

Zack.

[ Simon ]

Fresh ground pepper, anyone ?

Fresh ground pepper ?

What, too cold ?

Whoa !

lf it isn't the little

rain, rain, rain man himself.

What's up, Semen ? Huh ?

State your purpose or die.

- I've got work to do.

- Sure you do.

But l wanna show you

something first.

You're gonna love this one.

Checkin' this out.

Calm down. lt's all right.

[ Laughs ]

Come on. You don't like that ?

Ooh. Ooh !

Look, look, look, look.

Oh, look at her.

Ooh. What about that one ?

lsn't that your mommy ?

- My mom's dead.

- Let him go.

Let me tell you guys

what you're gonna do.

You're gonna get up...

and get over there,

take your magazine...

- [ Girl Laughs ]

- and apologize to my friend Simon here.

Sorry.

Sorry.

You, pube boy,

grab the pizza.

Well ?

- What ?

- [ Chuckles ]

What do you think ?

Hoover it.

[ Onlookers Groan ]

[ Scattered Groans ]

Now !

[ Onlooker ]

Dove right in.

[ Kids Groaning ]

Yuck !

[ Guy ]

He's chewin' it and everything.

That's it.

Chew, chew, chew.

[ Gags, Laughs ]

Hold on.

Don't finish that.

[ Sighs ] Munge here wants

a piece of the action too.

No way, man.

Those are his pubes.

Well, l guess you

should've thought about that...

before you picked on

my friend Simon, huh ?

Thanks.

Hoover it.

[ Onlookers Groan ]

Think this is bad ?

Try messing with him again.

Everything copacetic ?

Yeah. l'll take it from here.

Anybody wanna try

messin' with me again ?

Either of you ? Both of you ?

You hear what he said ?

You were listening.

Hey, Laney !

Listen, uh, l stopped by.

Well, look, l was-- l was

hoping maybe we could talk.

l know l don't come off

as the nicest guy in the world,

but l was hopin' maybe you could

just forget about that for a second.

Because, uh, l was thinkin'--

actually l was hopin'--

that...

maybe we can go out sometime.

[ Groans ]

And not just "out" out.

A specific out.

Like the prom, maybe ?

[ Sarcastically ]

Yeah, right.

- So that's a no ?

- That's a hell no.

Well, that's fair. l mean,

why should you say yes ? Right ?

l just hope this

isn't about Zack, because--

Why ?

Well... he doesn't care

about you like that.

He told everybody he still

has this thing for Taylor.

But l don't know.

l mean, maybe l got it all wrong.

Has the guy asked you to the prom ?

Well, just-- just head's up, okay ?

l mean, there's no sense

in gettin' hurt for no reason.

Oh, yeah, and, Laney ?

Think about the prom some more.

'Cause, uh, we'd have

an okay time, l think.

l'll see ya.

- Dad.

- You wanna explain this to me ?

- Aw, could we talk about this--

- Have you got any idea...

how much you are jeopardizing

your future ?

- Half of these acceptance

deadlines have lapsed !

- lt's not that easy, Dad.

l'm not like you. l just can't pick

a letter out of a stack.

Of course you can.

That's what being an adult

is all about. Making choices.

- Really.

- Yeah.

What about your choices, Dad ?

- This is not about me.

- Aw, come on.

Look, you're never home.

You're pissed off half the time !

That's enough !

l'm sorry. But you can't fix

your mistakes through me.

ls that what you think l'm doing ?

Well, l'm sorry,

but that was never my intention.

And blaming me isn't going

to change the fact...

that the future

is going to happen,

whether you are ready

for it or not.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Welcome to the homestretch, earthquakes.

A special shout

out to all my seniors.

Just two weeks left till the

time-honored combination of crepe paper,

[ Chuckles ]

cleavage and crystal.

Prom. You know what

l'm talkin' about.

And, speaking of the big night,

word has it the recent support...

of Simon's big sister

has left the prom queen race...

tighter than those little dresses

Taylor's been wearing around campus.

[ Laughs ]

So vote early, vote often.

Here's a little, uh,

campaign music for you.

Aw, come on, hon.

ln the name of sportsmanship.

Big smile. Great.

[ Scoffs ]

Oh, out of my way, fool.

l think l touched her boob !

Top of the stairs, please.

- Zack ?

- What do you want, Taylor ?

Well, l was trying on this little

Richard Tyler dress the other day,

and l remembered that we

haven't finalized our plans.

- What plans ?

- For the prom, silly.

l mean, we said we'd always go together,

right ? Even if we were just friends ?

What happened to

Lord of the Dance ?

That is so over. l mean, God,

don't even get me started.

Actually, Taylor,

l had other plans in mind.

Oh ? You're not talking

about Laney Boggs, are you ?

What if l am ?

Well, if l'm not mistaken,

Zack, she's already taken.

- [ Dean ] So what do you think ?

- [ Laney ] Yeah, what do you think ?

- l think it would be cool.

- Well, this goes up here.

- lt definitely lights--

- Dean ? What the hell

are you trying to pull ?

- Well, it's nice

to see you, too, brother.

- Did he ask you to the prom ?

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