She's Out of My League Page #2

why don't you?

I think I lost my iPhone.

I left it in security.

Well, here, calm down. I'll call it.

- Hello?

- Who's this?

I don't know. Might be the guy

with the new iPhone. Who's this?

I don't know. Might be your

worst f***ing nightmare, you...

- Patty! Stop it!

- Sorry.

Hello? Thank God you have my phone.

My name is Molly McCleish.

I remember you well. What gate

are you at? I'll run it over.

Know what? We're actually

pushing back right now.

Excuse me. You're not

supposed to be on your phone.

- It's bad for the plane.

- Oh, I'm sorry. Are you a plane doctor?

No? So shut the f*** up.

Tell you what, l'll just leave it at

Lost and Found for you. How 'bout that?

Would you hold on to it for me?

I'm coming back tomorrow.

l'm an event planner. l'm having

this party at the Warhol Museum.

- We could meet there.

- Yes, of course.

I know where that is. It's actually

- on my way home from work.

- Sir?

- She's talking on her phone.

- Dude! Go sh*t in your hand.

I have to go.

Tonight's the night, Kirky.

No. l...

Devon, tonight is just a night

where I return some lost property

to a fellow human being.

Come on, man, you gotta be positive.

It's exciting! I mean,

the night's full of possibilities.

- I can almost smell 'em.

- Oh, man.

- You know what this reminds me of?

- What's that?

The moment when Aladdin

went to meet Princess Jasmine.

What?

You're like a street urchin,

and this is the palace!

OK, so then what does that make you?

I'm the Genie.

Why am I so nervous? This is stupid.

Let's get this over with, OK? Let's go.

Yeah. Let's go on a magic carpet ride.

No, I think it's good.

We have to act positive.

- Wendy!

- Hi! Congratulations, ladies.

- This party is so amazing.

- It is, right?

- Hey. Sorry I'm late.

- Nice, Katie. Real classy.

I had a major laundry disaster. This is

the only dry bra that I have left.

- Do you want me to take it off?

- No!

- Just take a tray and circulate.

- Yeah, circulate. Know what that means?

Hey, excuse me.

I'm looking for Molly McCleish?

- Are you here to arrest her?

- No.

What about you?

You gonna search me?

No. No, I'm, I'm not TSA.

I can get you a mad discount

on a flight, if you want, though.

Molly's my sister. She's... up there.

- Thank you.

- Thanks.

Hey!

- Hey.

- Hey. This is Patty.

Hey.

- Oh, this is my friend, Devon.

- Princess Jasmine.

- Here's your phone.

- Oh, thank God.

You... Thank you.

You saved my life.

Oh, please. It's no big deal at all.

I think we're gonna get goin' now.

We're a bit overdressed for this.

- Yeah.

- Oh, no! You guys look great.

You should stay

and have a drink, right?

Know what? Excuse me one second.

Get a drink, but don't get it

from my sister's tray.

What's up, freckles?

...your friend's hot.

What'd she just say?

- "I think your friend is hot."

- Yeah, right.

Seriously, Kirky,

do not josh me. All right? I need this.

Well, Devon, I would never josh you.

She said, "I think your friend is hot."

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Yeah!

- Oh, stop.

- Yeah!

- No. No.

No, you... Devon,

you're happily married.

You and I both know

you'd never cheat on Karen.

Yeah, you're right. I don't need to.

Know why? 'Cause that girl

thinks I'm hot.

Know what? Don't tell Karen about this.

- No.

- Stuffed mushroom?

- Yeah, sure.

- Yeah.

I dropped 'em on the floor,

but five second rule.

- Good. Thank you.

- It's OK, I'll wait.

Suit yourself.

- What the...?

- Sh*t.

- What the hell are you doing?

- I am so sorry, sir.

I... I...

- What?

- I don't know.

- Katie!

- No, no, no, not Katie.

This is all my fault.

I'm very, very sorry.

Can I see your invitation?

Probably not the best thing

to say to the museum director.

True, but we should do

cultural events like this more often.

Kirk! Oh, my God.

Patty told me what happened.

What can I say? I'm so sorry.

My reputation in the arts community may

be shot, but I think I'll get over it.

Know what?

I'd like to make it up to you.

- Are you free tomorrow night?

- Yeah, yes. Yes.

We handle some of the Penguins events,

we've got seats for the Islanders game.

- Do you like hockey?

- Do I like hockey? Yes, I do.

Great. There's two tickets.

So, maybe, bring a friend.

Wow, thank you so much.

That's amazing.

- And the tickets will be at will call.

- OK.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Good night.

Fare thee well, dear princess.

Until our magic carpets alight

from Agrabah to the Cave of Wonders

for a night of romance... and hockey.

- I'm taking Stainer.

- Are you serious?

- No. no. no. that's...

- Yeah.

She's not into me. There are very few

things that I am absolutely certain of.

- This chick does not like me.

- Oh, don't be such a Laydown Larry.

I'm not being a... "Laydown Larry?"

It's just like me sayin'

that I'll never go to the moon,

I'm all right with that, too.

You don't want to

go to the moon? Bullshit.

No, I am saying that

I never will go to the moon,

and that's fine

because I never expected to.

You don't know that.

Technology and stuff.

- You might go to the moon.

- He's right.

No. This girl is, like, f***in' hot!

Yeah, but you said that sh*t

about Marnie and, let's face it,

Marnie was kind of a skank.

- Hi.

- Hey.

Marnie. We were just talking about

Marnie, the name... And how it's

unfortunate that it's not more common.

F*** you, Stainer.

You didn't let me finish.

More common for skanks.

Hey, Kirk, so are you gonna go to

Branson with your folks next month?

- I don't think so.

- 'Cause they invited

me and Ron to come along,

and we'd love to go,

but not if it's gonna be weird for you.

Tickets are non-refundable, and I love

Branson, but it's totally up to you.

- Yeah, no, you should go. It's fun.

- Thanks. OK.

- OK...

- I... That's...

OK, so she's taking her new boyfriend

to Branson with your parents.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Penguins are facing off

against the lslanders.

What do you think

are the keys to the game?

- I got the first one.

- Thank you very much.

I got a 20. Four beers, please.

Three?

Two?

- He seemed nice.

- That was all of my money.

- Oh, my God. She's here.

- What?

- That chick, from the airport?

- I'll try and call him tomorrow.

Didn't think she was gonna show. Hi!

- Hey. So you got the tickets OK?

- Oh, yeah. Thank you so much.

- Cool. Oh, you remember Patty.

- Hi.

Hi, there. Of course.

I didn't think that you were coming.

- I just... This is amazing.

- Hey.

Stainer.

I'm sorry?

- Stainer.

- What?

- Stainer.

- His name is Stainer.

- Right.

- Just a non-descript nickname.

Doesn't mean anything,

you know. It's like Greg.

You look like someone

I went to high school with.

- What high school? Maybe it was me.

- No, he's in a coma.

Who brought the good news bear?

Somebody give her some f***ing honey.

OK, should we just

meet you up at the seats?

- Yeah, perfect.

- OK.

- Kirk, that Molly girl's insanely hot.

- Yeah, I know.

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