She's the One Page #3
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- Year:
- 1996
- 96 min
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Making less money than I'd like.
Well, you were never easy to please,
right?
So, you know, you married yet?
No, he hasn't asked just yet.
Really?
Not that hairy ape who was
sprawled out on my carpet, I hope.
No, not him.
I don't blame you. From what
I saw, he wasn't too pretty.
Do I know the prospective husband?
No, I don't think so.
He and his friends have real jobs.
From anyone else,
I'd take that as an insult...
...but you forget that I know
how you put yourself through college.
Somebody had to pay for my education,
sweetheart.
Had to bring that up, right?
Eye for an eye.
I've made up my mind.
I can't go through with this.
If you take the TV, it's only
fair that you give me back the watch.
It is the watch I gave you, right?
Yeah, it is, but like you said,
the watch was a gift...
...and the TV wasn't.
If I recall correctly...
...I did pay for part of the TV.
It's not like you could afford it
on your own:
You want the watch?
You can have the watch.
Doesn't mean much to me anyhow.
It's not the watch I want, Mickey.
Why don't we give that
a break already, okay?
A break? You're telling me that
you came here for the television?
Yeah, I did.
Why do you think I came up here?
You're so full of sh*t.
How do you figure that?
You can honestly say that you don't
ever think of me anymore?
Sure, of course I think about you.
I think, what could've possibly
possessed you...
...to take that dirtbag
home to my apartment?
Come on, Mickey.
We both knew
the relationship was over.
I wanted a career and you wanted...
Who knows?
Did you ever figure it out?
As a matter of fact, I did.
That's right. Your brother told me.
You got married.
What do you mean, my brother?
Since when do you speak to Francis?
He and his friends have real jobs,
so occasionally I run into him.
Yeah, it's a shame he's married. You
two probably would have hit it off.
Maybe.
I'm sorry you found out the way you
did. I'd like to have been friends.
Friends, really, yeah?
I don't think that would've worked.
I keep the number of friends who
lie and cheat to me to a minimum.
Put your sanctimonious
bullshit to rest.
I'm sorry.
I guess my behaving like a decent
human being rubs you the wrong way.
You're the only English-speaking
cabdriver in New York.
That should tell you something.
You know what, Heather?
I imagine it beats sucking dick
for a living.
Depends on whose dick it is.
- Hey, Jim.
- Hi, Mick.
- How you hanging?
- Hanging fine, thanks, Mick.
Hey, babe.
It's hot in here.
What happened?
I know, we lost our electricity again.
Really, again? I really love
this place. It's great.
Grab a beer if you want to cool off.
I don't mean to point out
the obvious...
...but usually the fridge doesn't work
if there's no electricity.
- How is it?
- It's good.
Good. It has a nice
warm piss quality.
You're in a good mood, huh?
So, what's with the TV?
You like it?
Yeah, it's fine,
but where'd you get it?
You know, it's funny you should ask.
I picked up...
...Heather in my cab today.
I told you she had the TV...
...so I told her I wanted my TV back.
Oh, really? Then what happened?
I went to her apartment,
got the TV and I carried it out.
You were in your
ex-fiance's apartment?
How was that? Was it fun?
What are you doing?
I went up there for the TV, that's it.
- What, are you mad at me?
- No.
Come on, Hope, all right?
I mean, enough.
This is one thing
you don't have to worry about.
Yeah, I know.
I'm allowed to get jealous sometimes,
aren't I?
No, I'm a good guy.
Yeah, I've heard
that song and dance before.
Does she have a nicer apartment
than us?
Well, you know...
...she's got electricity,
so that's kind of nice.
I'm jealous of them.
Don't be. He's a cabdriver,
she's a waitress...
...they have a 4th-floor walkup
with no electricity.
But see how they're always
all over one another?
I bet they have sex all the time.
Does he talk about it?
Granted, he's my brother, but I don't
ask how often he's having sex.
What kind of numbers are we talking?
I'm not telling you anything, okay?
Bet it's a lot.
Remember how much we did it
when we got married?
Yeah, sure. But honey, everyone's
like that when they first meet.
Then you get into a groove, slow down.
You couldn't keep up that intensity
a long time. You'd hurt yourself.
That's why your back's f***ed up.
Been doing it
around the clock? Right?
What kind of degenerate are you?
We have a problem with our sex life.
Unlike those two animals,
we have real responsibilities.
We don't have all day
to rub up against each other.
I can't remember the last time
I saw your penis.
Excuse me! What kind of language
is that? This is a public street.
We should get
some sex-improvement tapes.
Or I could get some stuff
from Victoria's Secret.
Stop talking about this,
because you're depressing me.
I told you it's...
...it's a down cycle, that's all.
What? You're not familiar
with the "down cycle"?
No. What, exactly, is a "down cycle"?
You know, in a relationship
you got ups, downs...
...sometimes you do it a lot,
like you do...
...other times, not at all.
Ups and downs and...
The down cycle.
I feel for you, man.
You're a sick individual
and you need help.
apartment situation.
- You don't like our apartment?
- It's not that at all.
I like that we don't have
electricity or hot water.
I love the pink walls.
I just think...
...maybe it's too small
for two people.
We'll only be there another month
and then we might move to Paris.
What do you mean, "we might move to
Paris"? Why would we move to Paris?
- I might go to school there this fall.
- Paris, France?
- Yeah.
- Where they hate Americans?
That's not true.
They don't like stupid Americans.
Unfortunately, I fall
into that category.
When do we find out? It's an
important development in our life.
I should find out this week.
Really? Great. Terrific.
Thanks for letting me in on this.
I appreciate it.
Maybe your brother's right.
It's time for you to run towards life.
Is this what your wife had in mind?
Don't joke about that.
She's still my wife.
- Suddenly he's got a conscience.
- It's time we discussed our future.
Do you think she'd like this?
- Where's this relationship going?
- Obviously, it's not going anywhere.
You don't get it. This relationship
has to reach the next level.
We, as a couple,
have to decide that level.
Why the sudden urgency?
Well, for one thing,
I don't like the fact...
...that you have sex with a geriatric.
Well, how do you think I feel
about your wife?
- I haven't had sex with her in months.
- I don't know if that's a good idea.
Clearly, you need the practice.
Francis, if you're afraid
to ask for a divorce...
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