She's Too Young Page #2

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- Hannah. So you're a sophomore, right?

- A junior.

- Junior.

- Hey.

- Is that new?

- No, it's Dawn's.

- So where are you two going?

- To the Johnsons', right?

- Right.

- We've got the number.

Okay.

- Bye, guys.

- Have fun, honey.

- Bye-bye.

- It was nice seeing you both.

You too, Nick.

Whatever happened to the father

who swore he'd be waiting...

...with a shotgun when the first boy

showed up for his precious Hannah?

- Want some ice cream?

- No, thank you.

Chocolate chip.

- Hey.

- Hey. What are you doing here?

I came to rescue you.

Wanna see the Truffaut at the Capital?

It's a nice idea, but I can't.

That's right.

Word is you're night-crawling

with the enemy.

- Nick's not the enemy.

- Oh, come on.

You're just an accessory to him.

A new cell phone.

- Oh, thanks a lot.

- I think it's great.

I mean, you're on

the winning side, right?

- Hey, beautiful.

- Hey.

It's too crowded.

Let's go somewhere else.

- Wow, this is amazing.

- Yep. It's okay.

So are your parents home?

My parents are never home.

Don't worry. Nobody's getting naked.

Why don't you grab

a swimsuit in the bathroom.

Okay.

Come on in. Come on.

- It's kind of hot.

- That's the idea.

- What's the matter?

- I don't know.

I'm a little nervous.

I mean, you kind of got a reputation.

Yeah. You know how girls are.

Well, I'm not one of those girls.

Good, because this isn't about sex.

- No?

- I'm not even gonna try to kiss you tonight.

- Really?

- No, not even if you begged me.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah, yeah.

Back off.

All right, back off.

Back off. Back off. I give up.

Don't even think about it.

- I'm fine.

- Oh, yeah.

- I had a really good time.

- Yeah, me too.

- Okay. All right, bye.

- Good night.

- Don't get up.

- I won't.

- Hey.

- Hi.

Hey, sweetheart.

- So how was it?

- Oh, it was really nice.

- Yeah?

- What did you guys do?

Mom, it's late.

Can we just talk tomorrow?

Oh, my God. This is so hard.

- Hey, girl.

- Hey.

So was it, like, fantastic?

It was really nice.

If you're freaking over me

and Nick, it's no problem, okay?

- Really?

- Guys are just like that.

Some biology thing.

They have to spread their seed.

I mean, I could freak over it, but he'd just

laugh in my face, so I just roll with it.

So let me guess.

He said you were the best ever, right?

Well, we didn't do anything.

Nothing?

You're kidding.

He said this was more than just sex.

Wow. He must really like you.

Really? You think so?

Or it's just some kind of strategy

to get in your pants.

Becca. We gotta go, sweetie.

Hey, Dawn, this is Lauren James.

Hello, Dawn.

Why don't you come with me.

I'm with the State Department

of Public Health.

You were smart to

get yourself checked, Dawn.

You have syphilis.

But you've caught it early on,

so there's no cause for alarm.

At this stage, we can cure it

with a shot of antibiotics.

So you're gonna be just fine, okay?

Are you gonna tell my mom?

No. I'm not required to tell her,

and if you don't want me to, I won't.

Thank you so much.

But I will need to ask you

some questions.

Now, syphilis is a highly contagious

sexually transmitted disease.

And if people don't get it checked,

they become very seriously ill.

Now, chances are pretty good that

the people you know already have it...

...so I'm gonna need the names

of anyone you've had sex with, okay?

What exactly do you mean by "sex"?

Well, that includes oral sex, even though

I know you kids think it doesn't.

Now, no one will know you gave me their

name. You'll be completely anonymous.

Look, I'm not here

to judge you, Dawn...

...but I need to know how many boys

you've had sex with.

Dawn, are you okay?

I'm counting.

You know, it doesn't need to be exact.

Fifteen.

Maybe 20.

You had sex with 20 boys?

Yeah.

Mind telling me

what's going on outside?

Yeah. Nick stopped by to ask me

for another date on Friday.

That's charming.

Now, Hannie...

- Can we talk about this?

- Absolutely not.

I'm worried about Nick.

He's older than you,

and he's more experienced.

Yeah, but he's also smart and funny

and really, really cute.

- And he's incredibly sweet to me.

- And that's important. It really is...

...but I don't want you

in a car with drinking and driving.

I know that.

I want you to understand

you can say no to anything.

- Mom.

- I'm sorry. No, I'm not sorry.

You're my baby.

I just want you to be careful.

I'm so careful I've barely ever had a date.

So just... I don't know. Be happy for me.

- Trust me a little, you know?

- Okay.

- Okay?

- Okay, honey.

Okay, for now, let's call Dawn

number one. Who's next?

Meet the campus Casanova, Nick Hartman,

my candidate for patient zero.

Okay. Let's start with him.

In your experience,

do the students usually cooperate?

Even smart ones refuse to believe

their behavior might have consequences.

Yeah. Fourteen and invincible.

I hate that Cineplex.

Yeah, I know.

They play the same movies for a month.

My dad's got a good DVD collection

at home.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Wanna go there?

- Okay.

Nice choice.

Yeah, this is really bad.

- I am such a jerk.

- Why?

I forgot to give you your present.

- You got me a present?

- Yep.

For being incredibly adorable.

Oh, my God. It's beautiful.

Here, let me.

Thank you.

You're so sweet.

Wait.

You've never done this before, right?

I haven't really, you know,

done anything.

- Is that okay?

- Yeah, totally.

I love being first.

Wait. Just, not yet.

I don't really think I'm ready, okay?

I mean, I really like you.

I don't wanna make you do anything

you're uncomfortable doing.

I mean, I really like you.

- Are you sure it's okay?

- Yeah. Yeah, it's fine.

So you wanna play Scrabble

or watch another movie?

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, it's fine.

You know, for me, I mean,

this was just a chance to get...

For us to get closer.

And I really like you.

But I can understand

if you're nervous...

...or if you're just not interested.

Look, maybe I should just take you home.

Wait.

It'll be okay, Hannah.

You know,

you can tell people if you want.

- What?

- That we hooked up.

Why? Will you tell?

You don't have to.

When people see us together, they get it.

Great. So now the whole school's

gonna know I went down on you?

Hey, hey, chill out.

It was great.

This could really boost your reputation.

So you wanna go out tomorrow?

Okay.

- Noah, are cheerleaders hot?

- Hot, hot, hot.

- Are cello players hot too?

- Hot, hot, hot.

- Are you hot?

- Hot, hot, hot.

Hey, guess what, guys. I have syphilis.

What?

I have syphilis.

So people still get that?

I had a blood test.

- I'm sorry.

- It's okay. I got a shot. I'm cured.

Then why are you even telling us?

Because it's really contagious.

- Maybe you should get tested.

- What are the symptoms?

These sores in your mouth.

Or, well, you know.

I don't have any sores.

- Yeah, me either.

- Not yet, but maybe you will.

- People like us don't get it.

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