Show 'Em the Road Page #5

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She would thank us

and play the trumpet.

Then, one morning,

she just didn't wake up.

The mayor got involved,

wrote letters to find out who she was.

Would you like to go see him?

Now we present Zampan,

the man with lungs of steel.

After that,

you'll see a humorous skit

that will have you in stitches.

Ladies and gentlemen,

this here is a chain and hook

a quarter-inch thick.

Solid iron, stronger than steel.

By simply expanding

my pectoral muscles -

that is, my chest -

I'll bust the hook.

This piece of cloth

is not for my protection,

but to spare the public

the sight of blood

in case the hook pierces my flesh.

Sensitive members of the audience

should look away.

That's enough now.

It's late. Go home to bed.

Leave me alone!

Stop drinking now.

I'll take you to Amilcare's.

His wine is better.

Put that down.

Stop drinking now.

I know how to walk!

Get your hands off me!

The check.

Throw him in the sea.

He can't even hold his drink.

Leave them alone.

Are you crazy?

I'll show you.

You a big strong man?

Let me go!

Tough guy!

I'll take each one of you on!

Damn drunk!

You're pathetic!

What are you doing?

Kicking a drunk?

Leave me alone!

You want to hit me too?

Don't you recognize me?

I'll leave you to your fate, then.

I don't want no friends.

Go ahead.

Break whatever you want.

Why don't you all come out now?

Come on!

I'll crush you like bugs!

I don't need anybody!

I want to be alone!

Alone...

THE END:

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