Sinners and Saints
Have I ever told you about the penguin
Who crossed the Mojave desert?
Sean,did I ever told you about this? -No
- Sean,did I ever told you about this?
- No
-Can I tell you about this. True story!
-Tell me about the penguin.
Not only that the penguin
crossed the desert, Seany.
But in the middle of summer,
in a 76 Pinto.
Anyway,he was driving along
in his f***ing Pinto
And it starts making these weird noises
that hes never heard before.
So you could imagine,
he gets all nervous and sh*t
"Oh No, no, no, gi, gi, gi."
Is that the car making the noise
or is that the penguin?
The penguin was making that noise.
So as he drives along he decides
to take it into the shop.
So he walks out to
the mechanic and says
Hey there brother!
Hows it goin?
Can you help me out here?
The mechanic looks down and said
Sure litte buddy,
I can help you out...
but Ive got to tell you
its going to take a while.
But theres an ice cream parlor
right across the street
Sats down in front of the store
and orders a big beautiful bowl
of vanilla ice cream.
Puts it down in front of him
but theres a problem.
Hes got flippers!
He cant grab a spoon like
you and me, Sean. He cant do it.
Hes looking down in his vanilla ice cream..
"Sh*t, f*** it! He starts diving in,
Diving in with his flippers
He flipping and flopping.
The ice cream is on his chest
On his beak, he is a rabid.
Anyway,he finishes up his ice cream,
walks across the street.
Goes back to the mechanic and goes
So what do you think?
He looks up at him from
under the hood and goes
"It looks like you blew a seal
My penguin says "No, no, no!
I swear it's ice cream...
...It's just ice cream. "You get it?
It is a true f***ing story, man.
Yeah,its a true story...
its not funny story though.
Hey Wyatt,
we are a few blocks out.
You, Trey and Franco got back.
Me and Dave at the front.
Hey remember,this a**holes
got nothing to loose
So you all watch yourselves.
You got it boss,this motherf***er
aint going nowhere.
-Wyatt, here we go. This is it.
-We are here.
Who the hell,man?
What do you want?
Police department.
What the f*** do you want?
What do we want?
For starters,open the door a**hole
Before we kick it in.
Look, dont get all excited.
Youre all in very dangerous place.
Ain't you roll me,I'm trying to figure out
who I'm opening this door for.
Now you know.
Its the f***ing NOPD b*tch!
so open the f***ing door.
B*tch? alright Mr. Popo,
you got it.
Let me see some ID first.
You f***ing kidding me?
Okay, J ... yo-yo... Here it is?
How is that working for you?
Code Red, code red...
I've got an officer down!
Officer down!
Shots fired.. 108
I got you,man.
Come on, mothefucker!
Goddamn it! I need a medic
at Euturp O.C. Hayley
Officer down, I repeat...
I need a medic ASAP.
Stay with me Dave. Stay with me.
Code Red! Code Red!
Officer down!Shots fired... 180.
Officer down!
Dave, don't you f***ing die
on me man.
Stay with me.
- Its gonna be alright,man.
- shut the f*** up.
Sorry, man...
Reno...
Hang on, Tray!
They are coming.
F***! You motherfuckers!
You f***ed Reno up...
Lets go buddy.
The medic's coming.
It will take a lot more of you
motherfuckers to f*** me up!
F***er!
Look at me, motherf***er!
Look at me.
- Can you believe this?
- So what do we know?
Well,besides this poor bastard, you got
...the grandmother and the mom,
the little boy and his sister.
So what is all this white residue?
It looks like Fire extinguisher spray.
I know this sounds a
little out there.
But based upon the multiple
stages of the burns and the residue.
with an accelerant, then ignited him.
Then they extinguished him.
Then they repeated the entire process
at least two more times.
Who owns the place?
Lets see... a Malcolm Varanato.
Varnado? Do you mean
Malcolm Varnado?
Varnado, yeah ok! That's right..
Why? you know him?
He's a reporter for the Picayune.
His big brother
Weddo Varnado...
also happens to be the biggest
drug dealer in New Orleans.
What the hell are you saying?
Meaning?
Meaning... we just stumble into
Something way out
of our pay grade.
I'm looking at it, Mike.
Come in.
I don't care what you all heard.
Truth ain't determined
by a majority vote.
Do you think
I'm exaggerating?
Why don't you all come down
and take ride along
the streets with us.
Well that's convenient?
You can call me back if you
want to pick this up again.
You know, one day...
just one day.
- I wish they would declare open
season
- ...on the politicians.
- yeah. Amen.
- How are you doing, Pete?
- Good...
- Yeah. Anytime...
What's the latest?
What's going on?
Well, a few things.
One of them being a favor
I need from you.
Yeah, no problem.
Shoot.
Its about that reporter for the Picayune.
Yeah, Weddos kid brother.
Yeah, He is in a war path.
Well, Malcolm was his
pride and joy.
So, if Weddo gets to those
guys before we do?
We'll be lucky if we find
anything but pieces.
Which brings us back to the favor.
Homicide requested
somebody from...
...Street crimes to way in.
... to lend them a hand
and your name came up.
Okay, no problem.
Sounds easy enough.
One other thing.
Johnny Tran.
nearly tried to kill him.
I disarmed him.
He has a 6-inch straight razor.
and I think he got off easy.
I've seen the pictures,Sean.
It looks llike he got hit
by a wrecking ball.
Is that what this is about.
Is that why you called me?
Yeah, this is what this is about.
Four complains in
this many months.
Then the shootout.
Your shits out of control.
for Dave and Trey?
No, no. That's not what
I'm talking about.
I'm talking about what happened to the house after they got hit.
You've seen Internal Affairs out there questioning your boys.
Do you think they're
not the least bit curious
about some son of a b*tch...
at the end of the hallway,
killed at point blank
holding an empty weapon
on his hand?
It doesn't take a genius to
figure out what happened.
Look I know where you at.
I do.
I've been there myself.
you know about that.
But you keep heading
down the path this dark...
and I'll tell you something,son.
... You will never
find your way back.
- Is that it?
- Yes, that's it.
Hey, brother.
What's going on?
Colin?! What the hell
are you doing here?
Whats fine f***er doing out here
How long have you
been in town?
I don't know not long...
a couple of weeks.
Where's the old lady?
Where's Jacob at?
They are not here right now.
They're out of town...
at the folks' house.
Come on,brother.
Lets go get a drink.
No man. Its been a hell of a day.
- I probably going to pack it in.
- oh, you've gonna pack it in.
- Alright, we'll drink here.
- Okay.
Alright... one drink.
- Okay, your buying.
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