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I'd love one of these!

- How y'all doing?

- Hi.

- I'm Jenny.

What can I get you?

- No. No ice for me, please.

- Oh! Okay!

I don't like ice, ok?

What are you having?

Eggs.

Eggs?

- Okay.

- thank you

I'll get 2 eggs, please.

No eggs after 11:00.

- Okay.

Club sandwich.

- Okay, what kind of bread?

Whole wheat, white, sourdough...

- White, white, white.

- Okay.

And dressing? Blue cheese,

ranch, vinaigrette, Italian?

- Vinaigrette.

- Okay.

- Um, I'll take a chef salad

with ranch, please.

Thank you.

I can't stand this:

"What sauce, what bread..." All this sh*t.

It's good to have a choice.

I'm going swimming.

Isn't it a bit late?

What's with Bombay beach?

They say it'll be

the epicenter of the next earthquake.

There.

Yeah?

- You're so good.

Another?

No, thanks.

- I need a drink.

I'll have one.

- Miss? Miss?

Sorry.

Can I get another drink, that?

- Of course.

- Thank you.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- How amazing is my friend?

- Beautiful.

Wonderful.

Great singer.

Really, I mean it.

- Thank you.

- I was just telling her and

she's telling me, no.

- You wanna drink something?

- Of course, why not?

- Yeah, I'll have a whiskey.

- Whiskey?

- Yes.

- Can we get 2 double whiskeys

on the rocks?

What are you drinkin'?

- vodka on the rocks too.

- Heather, don't go from

the well I'll mark that one.

- Hi, I'm Richard.

- Thank you, girl.

- Helen.

- Helen, nice to meet you.

- You too.

- Ri... Richard?

Hello!

Oh, you're French.

- Yeah.

From Paris.

- Oh, my god. I wanted to go

there my entire life.

We should go.

- Really?

- Richard, we should go.

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

- To new friends.

Thanks for the drink.

- You're welcome.

- What are you doin' in town?

We don't get a lotta French

people around here.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Were you just out in the desert?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- Here's my..

- Your friend?

- Yeah.

The one, where..

Not happy!

- Yeah, she looks like

the ball of fun.

- No.

- What have you guys been doin'?

- Oh, boring, actually.

- You boring. You..

Richard, you do not seem boring.

- Sante.

Cheers is Sante.

- Oh!

Cheers!

- Do you want another round?

Do we need another round?

- Of course.

- Well.

- Hey, Romy, Romy.

She has a joke about Indians.

My wife.

- Oh!

Hi!

- Romy.

- So, there's this 6 year old

Indian kid, right?

And one day, he goes to see

the big chief of his tribe.

And he looks up at him and he asks him,

he real puzzled, he's like

"hey, big chief, where the

Indians get their names from?"

And the chief, he looks down

on him and he says

"oh, it depends how

the spirit moves me according

"to what I see in the world when

the child is born.

"On the day of your brother's

birth, I looked out through

"the hole in my teepee and

I saw a coyote running

"and that is why he is named

running coyote.

"And on the day

of your sister's birth

"there was this

light rain falling

"and so I named her dew Pearl.

But tell me, why are you

asking this, two dogs f***ing?"

It's funny.

Oh, come on.

- It's really, really..

- Ooh.

- Ooh.

- Funny, right?

- Very.

- Another one?

- Another one? Okay.

- Can we go?

- Not now. It's fun, for once.

- What do you want?

- To go.

A drink, a drink, a drink! Just a drink.

- Whiskey, please, for my..

- Oh, you're gonna have

a drink with us?

- Some water, please.

- No, no, no, no, no!

No water.

- No, water.

- Alcohol.

Anything but alcohol.

Come on, for god's sake!

- I don't want one.

- Come on.

- We don't get many tourists

around these parts.

- I know why.

It's my wife idea.

She likes the nature

the - the - the plants

and botanic

and spirituality and na, na, na.

Bullshit.

I'd like to go

in a island, you know.

By the, by the sea and get,

get f***ed everyday.

But no.

We're riding a car, you know

taking pictures of plants

please..

Well, she... she's my wife

for 8 years.

8 years.

I knew her when she was 24.

I guess I, I love her.

I love her, uh, so much

I can give her what,

what she wants.

Money, good life, love,

everything she wants.

She doesn't want my dick.

Doesn't want my dick anymore.

It makes me crazy.

Hey!

Where were you?

Come over here.

My wife.

My wife.

Come on.

We thought that going vacation

could fix our couple.

That's what we said, right...?

Stop.

That's bullshit.

- Please stop.

- No.

- Come on, let's go.

- No!

- Okay.

Stay.

Is it me talking with girls?

You're pissed off?

She's pissed off!

- Stop it.

- She's pissed off, huh?

You're good at that.

Moody and barren, typical you.

My wife doesn't know how to..

She can't..

Where are you going?

Oh, I was kidding.

She... she's in a bad mood.

Nothing..

- It's gettin' late.

I'm gonna go.

- No, come on let's

take a drink.

Another one.

- Yeah, honey..

- Just one

no, no, no, no!

Let's party!

Let's party!

Hey, there.

Hey, buddy, where is your horse?

What?

Stop.

Stop.

Just let me...

I love you.

- Leave me alone.

- Kiss me.

Stop it!

Leave me alone!

- Stop it!

- You're not going anywhere.

What are you doing?

- I'm gonna f*** you.

- You're crazy!

I'm crazy?

Am I the crazy one?

You're crazy!

It's you who's crazy, got it?

Stop!

- They come in here and me,

I buy.

The thing is

I sell less and less.

Used to buy and sell, but

now they just leave

with the cash.

There's no more business.

Well, this is the best value for the money

in the neighborhood.

Just 1000 bucks, cash only.

- Uh..

Just, um, some

vegetarian chili please.

- okay.

Anything to drink?

- Um, no.

- Alright, we'll bring

that right up.

Can I get you anything else?

- I'm good.

- Okay, enjoy.

- You can come out.

They're gone.

How's the chili, is it good?

- Thank you.

Sh*t.

- How you doin', ma'am?

Please shut off the vehicle.

- Yes.

- License

and registration, please.

- Um, I, uh,

I just bought the car.

- Just bought it?

- Yes.

- You're French?

- Yes.

- Passport please, ma'am.

What are you doing here?

- I'm on holiday.

- On your own?

- No, I'm meeting some friends.

- Where's that?

- I'm sorry.

- Where?

Where are your friends, ma'am?

- Uh, they're, they're,

they're in palm Springs.

- This road doesn't

go to palm Springs.

- Can you pop the trunk,

please, ma'am?

- Uh..

I think it's the key.

- No, no, no, no.

You stay in the vehicle.

I'll take care of that.

Please keep your seatbelt on.

Can you check that?

So, what else do you plan

on doing on this trip?

- Oh, nothing.

Just vacation.

- Mm.

How does it look?

- It's clean.

- You're free to go, ma'am.

- Thank you.

- Please drive safely.

- Yes.

And slow down.

- Hi.

- Do you have rooms available?

- Yeah.

How many nights?

- Just one, please.

- $59, uh, payable in advance

just tryin' to remember

when it was that I...

...saw a woman as beautiful as you are.

You know, 40 years ago,

all of Hollywood used to come down here

uh, for the river

and then they made a dam

upstream and no more river.

Um, Liz Taylor.

Liz Taylor used to come here..

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