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Is that what you call naked?!

You have towel on!

- Towel, you said, Aling Baday?

- Oh, please!

I can take it off.

- I just have to cut it from your salary.

- I don't have a budget for that!

Aling Baday, have you seen my t-shirt

with red, white and blue stripes?

Red, white and blue stripes?

I think I just saw it last week.

You haven't worn that one?

Not yet. Please find it for me.

Manuel!

Manuel!

Manuel!

Manuel! You!

Good morning, brother!

How do you want your eggs?

With a scratch?

Scratch your own eggs!

You know what, Manuel?! You're the kind of person

who doesn't know how to tell the truth!

And you're a wuss!

But I will still ask you this even if

I know you never tell the truth!

Even if I know I'm just wasting

my time and my saliva!

Did you use my t-shirt or not?

Answer now!

It fits me perfectly,

It's loose within the armpit area.

Manuel, I should have worn that first!

Actually, you know what?

That t-shirt is bad luck!

I was wearing that one when Yvonne

and I got caught in the kitchen!

Now, it's my fault you got

caught in the kitchen?!

Son of a gun!

Even if you wear an alb,

you'd still hook up with chicks.

It's okay to hook up with chicks

rather than the Meralcds post!

But why do you always end up a mess?!

We're used to borrowing things, right?

- We share everything! We're friends!

- We share everything! But all of it is mine!

You share my everything,

I share your nothing!

Damn! Share everything my ass!

I let you borrow my chicks!

But you're being a snob.

Our neighbors are spreading gossips about you,

they said you're gay!

You're dragging me again

into your filthy life!

You know what they say,

an open-minded person knows no filth!

Oh My! It's too early for love quarrel!

Oh, Aling Baday, it's really difficult

to raise a friend indeed!

Good morning!

- Good morning!

Breakfast!

Here! We have bread!

Hotdog! Good thing bread has a big hotdog!

I'm not saying you're a wuss!

What's the problem?!

You're louder than a videoke!

Same old problem!

My friend here is jobless once again!

Come to think of it!

While he's rolling the pizza dough,

he's busy seducing the

head waitress in the kitchen!

Good thing, I don't eat in that restaurant!

I might end up swallowing things

God knows what!

There are lots ofjobs out there for me!

I could be a callboy (gigolo)!

I could be your pimp!

I know some cougars out there!

You see, Jerry?!

Let me tell you this, good looking guys

like us are called children of God!

And good looking guys like me

would easily find a job!

You mean if you're talking about a girl!

Look at those lips! They seem calloused!

Look at it! Look!

You're crazy!

- You're crazier!

- Update me if you decide to be a gigolo!

So I could save money right away!

'Fime to wash clothes!

I really haven't gotten into a mess,

you know!

Jerry, what do you really want me to do?

Wait for a woman to love and behold?

Dude, that's Florante and Laura's time!

The latest trend today is having a women database.

You know what? If you end up in hell,

I won't ever pray for you!

If you end up sick, dude,

I won't ever have you treated!

You always do stupid things!

Pile of chicks!

What will you get from it?

Not only do I get the thigh!

Lips, breast, tummy, groin!

I'm used to it, bro!

I'll get sick if I only have one girlfriend!

What am I?! A has-been?!

Obsolete? Out-of-d ate?

Do I look like a Thesaurus?

Don't involve me with your kind of style!

You're missing out, Jerry!

That would be my t-shins!

Take this! It smells like Clorox!

Bro, seriously speaking,

No love life, no sex life equals nada!

Wrong!

No work equals no money equals nada!

What is that?!

Youjizz.com

And why are you watching that?!

Give me that!

Kuya Manny let me borrowed it.

He doesn't have games.

Will you download Temple Run

or Candy Crush for him?!

Come here!

Have you seen Maria Ozawa?

She's my type too!

But I haven't seen Sasha Grey yet!

What's happening here?!

My youngest brother is now a maniac?!

Oh, come on, kuya Jerry!

I'm used to that!

Daddy lets me borrow his too!

Fine! Fine! Fine!

Go eat your breakfast

so you'll go big and strong!

Bro, I was thinking,

we're used to wearing each other's clothes!

Just you!

What if we switch our lifestyles?

So we'll find out who's right.

You're full of sh*t!

Have you mistaken life for a t-shirt?

That you can wear it again

after having it washed?

After you've lent it?

I won't last long with your lifestyle anyway.

One woman at a time?

It won't do well for me.

Your style now, Manny, is a babysitter!

Because I'm the only one working here!

Why don't you take my brother out?

He seems restless.

Okay.

Dennis!

- Get dressed!

- Where are we going?

Into a cave!

Okay-

Where do you get those lovely eyes

that pretty lady

And that exciting Winsome smile

this binibini

Tender juicy!

And who are you?!

Jerry lzon.

Jerry lzon.

He's hot but he has big nostrils!

She's the perfect symbol of the people,

Rich in heritage and love,

I'm Mimi, by the way.

Named after Mimelanie Marquez!

One of the most beautiful

Miss International of all time!

Because I'm long-legged!

Come here, Jerry.

- Wait! Wait!

-pretty, captivating, so exciting

These girls will surely win your heart,

- Jerry lzon!

- Wait!

Wait. Wait a minute.

Wait!

Wow! What a strong material!

Don't worry. I don't eat meat!

I'm not a carnival!

I'm not here to give my measurements.

I'm here to talk to Ms. Sylvia Alviar.

No! It's fine, papi!

I'll get your measurements for future references.

Jerry, why don't you drag me

at the terrace and rape me!

- Sylvia!

- Mimi!

Don't judge me! I'm not a book.

Your friend, Jerry.

Hi, Jerry.

Okay, Jerry. Both of you have

something to talk about.

Delicious!

Jerry, Jerry!

I only want a simple thing for you to do!

If you can't respect me as your wife,

respect me as your friend!

And if not,

respect me as a person!

Vilma Santos!

Relasyon (Filipino movie).

Directed by Ishmael Bemal.

Is it always like this?

Yes. Free show.

By the way, are these the clothes we're promoting?

Yeah. Are you still interested?

Of course.

That's more colorful than designing

a website full of hollow blocks.

Anyways, about the payment arrangement?

Spot cash, right?

50% when I approve your design,

and the other 50% when you

have uploaded the site.

So when will you finish the site?

Maybe this weekend.

Yeah. That's fine.

Then take me out on a date.

Let's make that my commission.

Sure!

You might need a chaperon!

No!

You're right! I'm busy!

Come in, sir. Ma'am is in the garden.

- Come on, puppies!

- Hey, dogs!

Good evening.

'Hi!

'Hi!

Flowers.

You bought it at our living room.

You look familiar!

Batman?

How are you, Dennis?

- Chocolates.

- Thank you.

Cupcakes.

- Thank you.

- Marriage?

- No, thanks.

Go ahead, you're done with your comedy.

Go play with the dogs.

Come on. Let's go to the swing.

Let's go.

Have a seat.

I'm actually training Dennis.

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