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Specialist in graphic design,

and desk publishing.

I create websites, newspapers, magazines,

and posters and also streamers.

You work with models?

Sometimes.

Do you sleep with them, before,

during or after the modeling job?

How frequent?

How do you start with the seduction?

- Or maybe...

- No. No, there's no such thing.

Oh really? I have a job for you.

You might be interested.

I want you to layout

my sex education manual I've made.

Of course, for education!

For sex, you mean.

Have you got a calling card?

I'll see you, sooner than you think.

We'll talk about this

and other things.

Sir, ma'am, sir. Are you going to get this?

Let me check first.

Okay, is there an ATM nearby?

The machine?

No, the one with a human inside.

How stupid.

Inhale.

Hands come to prayer, to your mind,

and to your heart's center.

- Namaste.

- Namaste.

- You go ahead.

- Okay.

Are you lost, Mr. Roxas?

Indeed, lost to noun you.

Hey, relax! I'm looking for a job.

Anything wrong with that?

Let's have snack, your treat.

Okay. You're tired because of Yoga again.

My sister will pick me up.

You're too old-fashioned!

Let me guess.

Yoga, love birds, chaperone,

home by twelve midnight.

Perhaps when you're taking a bath,

you still have you're shirt on.

What do you like in a girl?

In just one poke,

she'll down to everything?

Defensive stunts.

Hands down, pants down. Like that?

Don't get irritated!

Blame Yoga, you're being self righteous!

I have a friend working in public relations.

Now, she's become a loner because of Yoga.

Now, you're blaming Yoga!

What is this all about, Mr. Roxas?

Are you going to court me or

you just want to score?

- Are we talking about scoring?

- Hi, hello!

Is it about score we're talking about?

If there's such thing, this is it!

Bull's eye!

You had insulted me and now, my sister.

Hello!

Let's go, ate.

Thank you, Mr. Bull's Eye.

Bye.

I can't understand you!

Are you a man or a woman?

Thank you.

Jerry, if you can't understand me until now,

there's really something wrong with you!

Are you sure you studied in Italy or you just

hid in the convent of St. Francis of Assisi?

Well, all your involvements were masculine.

So what?

Everything now is unisex, Jerry.

It's everyone's game, pick a wild card!

When were you born?

Was it just yesterday or the other day?

Jerry, I need to talk

to your very good friend!

A matter of life and death!

His death!

Why? What did Manny do this time?!

Aside from the usual?

The usual!

What do you mean?

"M Pregnant!

That's too much!

What?! You're pregnantl?

Yes! You're not the one pregnant! It's me!

Stupid, Manny! Why did he do thatl?

Why do men do those things they do?

Because they like it!

Jerry, come on!

I'm already delayed for monthly!

Monthly what?

Never mind! Where's your friendl?

He's in Baguio!

Don't dare fool me! I'll go after him!

But he's nice.

Mario, Mario, Mario!

Mario, meet Yvonne. Yvonne, this is Mario.

- Hello!

- Mario, will you go with her outside?

I'll go tell Manny the good news.

Mario, take care of her, okay?

- Yvonne, congratulations!

- Baguio, my ass!

See what I mean?

Now, what's your problem?

Your eyebrows are all mixed up!

Yvonne is pregnant.

So, what's the problem with that?

- Congratulations! You'll be a father soon.

- Son of fifty condoms!

Bro, it's not a good joke!

Beer!

I've already prepared you this.

Bro, she's bluffing!

I know Yvonne!

You know her too!

She's having her screw loose!

It's not the screw you've gotten loose though!

Is that a manly thing to do?!

What? To knock up women?

Of course!

Isn't it?!

No! I mean, what you did to Yvonne!

You're not serious with her but you still did it!

There! She looks determine!

She's been shouting you have to marry her!

You're crazy! That won't happen!

I'm allergic with weddings!

Get used to it!

Daddy

Mr. Bull's Eye! You're here! I'm going out.

I'm volunteering to be your escort.

For this day, this month or until

the end of the world if you'd like that.

I'd rather ride a pedicab.

My motorcycle is in the garage.

But my car is only outside.

Peace?

I'm not saying anything yet.

Wait, let me carry your bag.

Suits you!

Why don't you carry Tabeta Joe as well?

She's quite heavy right? Because she

went through nervous eating last night.

So, are we okay?

I'm not saying anything yet.

Okay-

A nanny?

Nanny for a day!

Oh My! This is exactly what

ate Jane wants! This is it!

She wants to remodel this.

- So beautiful!

- So beautiful!

What's this? New old or an old new?

- Miss, can you have it delivered today?

- Yes.

Okay, I'm going to use credit card.

Come on.

We're like riding on a luxury liner.

Is this a luxury liner for you?

Full of bumps and grinds.

That's what you're into, right?

That's delicious!

As long as it's dark.

You can't have everything.

Well, I don't want everything in life.

I just want an honest

to goodness date with you.

You're faster than this truck, huh?

This truck runs 50 miles per hour.

Well, that's dangerous.

They say if you're too fast, you might crash.

If I'm going to crash to a

beautiful thing, why not?

- You're being arrogant.

- No, I'm getting very hot.

Hi!

Wait, Sylvia! Where are you taking me?

Mom and Dad are in Cebu,

I asked the maids to go to the supermarket,

and I asked them to sleep there for three days!

The security guard agreed?

It's just you and me here, Jerry!

You're so handsome and yet you're such a wuss!

- Come one!

- Wait! Sylvia!

You're a decent Filipina!

Hurry!

You know I studied in New York!

-You should've studied in New York, Cubao instead!

'YES!

'Sylvia!

- Just relax Jerry.

- Wait...

- This is it!

- How can I relax

if you're taking my clothes off!

Let's go here!

Wait.

- I'm just following my instincts, Jerry!

- Can I also follow my instincts?

- What?!

- Can I stand up?

Just relax, okay?

Wait, wait, Sylvia!

Don't get too harsh! We can talk

about this. You know I'm kind!

What exactly do you want?!

A kiss.

- What was that?! I'm not your sister!

- I know!

I want a mind-blowing kiss!

Luckily, she's not my sister.

Why are you always giving Manny a hard time?

Don't mind him.

He's too confident with his looks.

What an unusual tactics!

Playing hard to get.

Take it easy. He might suddenly disappear.

I've got a hold on his throat

and he don't know it.

Did you find it?

Will you call him now?

It's embarrassing.

Embarrassing? They're the ones

who insisted to come!

Don't mind them.

Hello!

Manny, you guys still need

to buy something, right?

Yes.

Okay, go ahead because this will take time.

Okay-

Thank you!

Oh, my bag-

Sorry.

Come on. Just because you know it suits you,

you tend to own it.

What kind of toy are you exactly looking for?

Avengers jigsaw puzzle!

There's a lot of Avengers stuff inside!

But there's no jigsaw puzzle!

Manny?!

Manny?

Manny!

Run!

- You a**hole!

- Faster!

I've been looking for you!

Didn't expect to see you here!

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