Status: It's Complicated Page #7

Synopsis: Manny and Jerry have been best buddies and housemates for a long time. Manny believes that love, just like sex, should be shared with as many partners as possible. On the other hand, Jerry thinks that he should wait it out for that special someone. They decide to swap lifestyles just to prove whose theory is right.
 
IMDB:
5.3
Year:
2013
110 min
186 Views


you saw something. Where is it?!

On the salad! I ordered Caesar salad

but they gave us a different one.

- We could just order from the room service instead!

- What? Why?!

So we'll have more privacy!

You're thinking about something.

That's yummy!

Is that bad?

Yummy because it's bad!

What do you think?

Let's go!

Oh, my has!

Let's go!

That's Jerry, right?

Yes, that's him, Jerry!

Who is that?

Is he with his mom?

No.

I know his mom's in Cavite.

She's growing her pineapples.

Does it feel good to have full tank?

Delicious.

Amazing.

Tasty.

It's everything!

You know, I think it's still the

best beauty secret in the world!

I'm 32 but I feel like I'm 22!

I want to run wild!

You know I'm conservative.

But now, I want to run from Station 1

to Station 4 only wearing this blanket.

I want to catch dragonies!

Buy balloons and pop it

in the middle of a fish market!

Ride the banana boat and

go parasailing only wearing a smile!

Or hang out in a club and rock!

There's a problem in the office.

Martin texted.

I told him I need an

extension for my vacation.

Maybe you have your schedule filled up!

I've made up my mind.

As I said, I need time for myself.

What, Jerry?

I'll just get something from the cottage.

I left something. I'll be right back.

- I'll go with you!

- No! No! No!

Wait here. I'll be quick.

Sylvia!

Jerry!

What are you doing here?

Nothing. Just acting sad.

You're taking too long to get back.

How did you know that I'm here?

From Mario. He told me that

you're here in Boracay.

And I said, Boracay is too small

for me not to find him.

Now, my plan is ruined.

What plan?

The -

Nothing!

My plan for the both of us.

You're so sweet.

Do you have a cigar?

Yes, I have.

I will just give it to my boatman friend.

Boatman?

Oh yes. Thank you!

- Wait. I'll come with you.

- No! Don't!

My boatman friend is kind of shy.

Just stay here. I'll be back in two weeks.

Two weeks?

Later. Just wait for me.

He's so weird!

What did you do?

You told me you'll something from the cottage.

Yes! This cigar! Actually, I need to go

back to cottage for the lighter.

You seemed absent-minded!

No. It won't take long. I promise!

Life is so strange, don't you think?

You know this beach is awesome!

Why don't you take a look at the waves.

I've seen that already.

No!

I'll give you a full tank later.

- I'm coming with you!

- No! No!

Take a look at the because again

because of - pearly shells!

- Let's go.

- Wait!

I need to buy something.

I'll need to buy something really quick.

No. Let's go!

What did your boatman friend say?

What boatman?

The one you gave the cigar to.

I got the wrong brand.

The filter should be menthol.

I'll just talk to the boatman.

Oh, he's here.

That scene when you want the ground

to just open wide and devour you!

Hi! Good morning.

Same to you.

Aren't you going to wish me well?

I'm going to wish you what

you're going to wish me.

I'm Jerry's girlfriend.

Same here.

Aren't we going to have a confrontation?

No need! Too lazy for that!

Okay-

See you.

See you.

- Aling Baday texted.

- What did she say? How's Dennis?

She's asking about your gift for Dennis.

I already have it.

Bro, anyway, as I was saying,

was it my fault if those two chicks

got me a contract at the same time?

Exactly!

Exactly.

Okay-

Admit it! You enjoy being a player!

I will never admit it while

you still don't admit that

you're deeply in love, destructed and hopeless!

Crazy! Admit it first!

Crazy!

You know what bro, just admit that

it feels best to be in love with a girl,

being faithful and all that sh*t.

You know what!

It's just the same investments.

Well in fact, Rina is just

the same with my other girls.

Just a little style, little good boy image,

and a little sweet-talk.

Is that so?!

You really are the

biggest a**hole in the Philippines!

You! Don't come near me!

Don't come near me!

- Either I'll kill myself or I will kill you!

- Rina, wait.

- Rina, wait!

- Don't come near me!

It wasn't true! Rina, just wait!

I already said,

don't come near me!

Destructed!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Who are you?'

Hi! You must be Manny.

Yes. And you are?

I'm Bea. Amanda's cousin.

She already moved out,

I'll be staying here in her house for now.

- Where did she move?

- In The fort.

But don't you worry.

She asked me to look after you.

Great! I seemed like the Rizal Monument.

There's shifting of guards.

You really are handsome.

I thought Amanda was just exaggerating.

Care for a swim?

You know what? Maybe next time.

That's a promise, okay?

Admit it, you're jealous!

Me? Jealous? Why would I be jealous?!

Jealousy is not on my vocabulary!

Even if you court all girls from Luzon to

Brazil, I will never get jealous!

You're jealous with Marian!

You're thinking that there's something going

on between me and Marian. But there's none!

You're jealous! Your whole body is jealous!

Even your ears are jealous.

If there's any part of my body that

doesn't get jealous, that would be my ears!

You are not just jealous,

you're also being unfair!

You come here one day with a calling card

acting like a liberated girl from Paris!

Liberated? Sh*t.

You don't know what it means

even if I slap it on your face.

- We agreed for a spot on deal all the way, right?

Precisely!

So why are you acting like that?

You just saw me with another girl, now

you're already exploding from here to there!

You're like on top of Mayon Volcano.

She's not my sugar mommy!

I know! How could she be your sugar mommy,

she doesn't even have sugar in her body.

If I know, maybe salt!

Now, now, you're being bitchy!

I'm just telling the truth.

You're telling the truth about Marian but

you're not telling the truth about yourself!

You seem like an authority about the truth!

It started when I met you!

Okay fine! You claim that

you don't have idea about girls!

I don't have any idea about girls?

You're the one who doesn't have

any idea about boys!

Well, let me tell you something,

Mr. Jerry lzon!

I know something about you.

You are nothing but common.

You are nothing but a

common male chauvinist pig!

In fact, you're not even an

interesting male chauvinist pig

Because you're nothing but a

common male chauvinist pig!

You think all girls are

swooning over you,

because you have packs,

abs or whatever you have there.

Maybe during Rizal's time!

But not anymore!

If you think that I'll fall in love you

just to make your head big,

you are wrong!

If you want to go ego trip,

do it yourself!

Now, it's my turn to tell you something.

You know what's bad about you?!

- What?

- You're fake. You're fake!

Your outer personality is exact opposite

of your inner personality!

Your outer side shows that you're liberated,

cool or that I-don't-give-a-sh*t girl!

But your inner personality is like

from the 18th century!

You're worse than Maria Clara!

Maria Clara chose to kill herself when

she couldn't fix her life. But you,

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