Strictly Confidential

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He is oh this is the governor here look

at number eight six five seven five is

due for release today isn't he good send

him up I'd like to discharge him

personally

morning later lovely day I pick you

apart excited to be going out are

usually on I have stared in better

places

oh here a Hobart yes not three old years

rent-free I'd prefer not to discuss it I

wish you wouldn't make such up to do

folding those horrible things I shall

not be required if that's what they all

says how they get homesick and thank

they come to a revolting thought you

look quite the top don't you you know

that suit hardly made for someone just

your size it was for me top of Savile.

Row oh it's time for bootcamp this is a

bleeker's old boys get you in any file

couldn't keep you out of here yeah but

it helped get me it should we go

come in number eight six four five seven

five four discharged sir

all right

dreaming cleaned up Oh Cory going out at

last what

another looking forward to it cooking is

atrocious

so the cigarettes don't come back again

we do know I shot it thank gospel elders

rolling stones gather no moss on us to

use the best policy when Satan finds

jobs for empty hands so could we take

the wrestlers read oh hey anyway do try

to find an honest job lunchroom I dunno

I always do trouble is I get pinched

before payday oh that reminds me

here's your regulation fare allowance

well thank you plenty money by tricks

isn't an honest job taking advantage of

people's ignorance that's it all man

it isn't cricket I suppose not more like

coca-cola Oh think think of your

background your upbringing your parents

your child okay Lou sake stop y'all help

me enough is in a minute you know

stinker you sound like a harmonium and

you always did even in my lair for now

if it weren't for boats like me won't

happen to blokes like you half pay and a

bungalow in bobner

stinger up school

oh thank you my man

good morning sir good morning

I major Macquarie has my brother said

Duncan been asking for me I don't think

I know the gentleman sir possibly just

back from India you know never mind how

wait would you care for a drink while

you're waiting sir yeah thank you I'll

just wait very good sir

lord pilling sundaland door feeling

concert arranged to meet him here

my name's bidam railay commander bill

o'reilly hey I'm not familiar with his.

Lordships actin suppose you were merely

all Stevie didn't work for man no sir

oh wait would you care for a drink sir

while you are waiting

well I won't a drink I'll order one

confounded please lemon somebody's

always trying to sell you something

disgustin no place for a retired men

amines are you one of the idle rich as

well tray Joe little pine isn't it Oh

Lynn rich no bean idle well you want to

put your money to work do as I do have a

little flutter a lot oh listen that

stocks and shares and what you do all

the time as a matter of fact I've got

one or two very good different things

going at the moment that's hell yes

confidentially I'm sitting on a gold

mine

and the shares will triple their value

in a week want to have told your Oh

benefactor I could sell you a couple of

thousand sorry old I overbought already

too bad

why not have a cigar no thanks awfully.

Harmons got plenty inferior leaf not

worth smoking in that case I won't

understand you one

oh you too about again hmm

well mine here you go Oh we'll be

renewing an old friendship friend of

yours never seen him before she know you

all right sure he spoke to him he spoke

to both of us and you know it

that was Detective Inspector shearing of

the yard rather care Moffitt when did

you get out yesterday you two weeks ago

and business is terrible

three years just for trying to sell a

goldmine

I only got two but in my case it was a

tin mine so nice meeting y'all have a

drink boy they're nice the old Mainbrace

laughter well cash my check for a fiver

on our body one lend me ten barber now

buy them sorry thanks for the compliment

yeah well Anchors Aweigh just a minute

I've thought of something

yes sir - champagne cocktail

very good sir Shh steady this will never

fail it buddy cops in there having lunch

I don't give two hoots I know what I'm

doing

you just follow me well here's the crime

and that will be 25 shillings please sir

I beg your pardon one pound and five

shillings please sir I've never been so

insulted in all my life

what sort of a places there's

interrupting gentlemen when they're

about to drink peace of grossing

partners your Hilmar this my man sorry

sir but haven't even started yet I had a

jolly good mind to buy this place if

it's only for the satisfaction of

booting you out but I have a saying when

so rudely interrupted success ah dad at

all and have one of this for some time

same again no New York Oh No

blow me down smoked salmon weakness of

yours contra system same here

you live this to me

that will now be 50 shillings please sir

when I want my bill I'll ask for it

my good man of these sandwiches fresh

smoked salmon sir five shillings each I

asked if they were fresh oh yes sir

quite fresh no well the pinch of salt

unless they are there is no fresh pink

salmon sandwich in the whole of London I

paid through my life the fresh to you

impossible to tell have to fight it to

make sure then fight it please sir hey

well if you insist

well don't rush me certainly wrong wrong

what this is all fact I question whether

is salmon at all

whoa like cod I say still it's a pretty

serious allegation in a place like this

only saying what I suspect our bar high

myself personally rates where the TPC is

a sound I'll settle this ride for the

service for this place if I get this

poisoning will be poisoned prove nothing

these peasants are gone it's like old

boots I'm gonna get to the bottom of

this if I take nil

I'll destroy it and this is for the

public analyst my bomb alone please one

moment please

what is the cause of this outrage you

have a complaint ptomaine poisoning hmm

all right impossible salmon's filthy and

probably lethal is I cannot believe I

have dealt with the same firm of salmon

poachers for years

perfection we'll see what the Ministry

of Health has to say about that and the.

Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries no

no please there must be no scandal I

assure you the salmon is blameless

I'm having this analyzed I'm sure we can

settle this anybody what we give the

gentleman the money back oh please

but they have not paid 50 shillings for

drinks two pounds for sandwiches without

the tip all right give me the bill I'll

pay it it'll cost you more in the long

run it's on their house now please go

well but if I'm dick mill you will not

be as sick as I am right now

please yeah not a bad little place.

Hector Senor madam India is on the way

good day gentlemen but they come some

other time not too quick.

Oh.

Madame they were magnificent duty they'd

risk their lives my poor little hand

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