Suicide Squad

Chow time!

It's time!

Floyd, step up to the door.

Dinner time.

Only my friends call me Floyd.

You ain't got no friends, Floyd.

What's that?

That is called loaf.

A loaf.

It's got a little bit

of pasghetti in there.

Toenails.

Rat sh*t.

Everything a growing fella needs,

like you.

Come here. Can I tell you something?

Can I tell you a secret?

Yeah.

One day...

Somehow, some way,

I'm gonna get outta here.

And I'm gonna rain down on you

like the holy ghost.

Man, you just threatened

a staff member.

Yeah?

Yeah, you have.

Do something.

Let's have some fun.

Whoop his ass!

Open the goddamn gate!

Come on, guys.

Don't waste my time.

Sector C! Pull your heads out of your ass!

The boss is on deck!

Open it!

Bravo 14 open perimeter fence.

Stay back.

If she moves,

fire her up, all right?

You gonna come down

from there or what?

Yeah.

Look at you.

You know the rules, hotness.

You gotta keep off these bars.

- What, these bars?

- Yeah. Those bars.

Oh, my god.

You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!

Gonna come in here

and tell me that?

Or are you too scared?

Come on, I'm bored.

I'm bored.

Play with me.

You put five of my guards

in the hospital, honey.

No one's gonna play with you.

You sleep on the ground.

I sleep where I want,

when I want, with who I want.

Oh, man.

I love you.

Alpha one.

Hit her.

Come on, man. You're six foot four.

She's a tiny little girl.

You got a choice tonight.

What we got here?

We got chocolates,

strawberry or vanilla.

My job is to keep you alive until you die.

Do you understand that?

Spring break!

That is just a whole lot of pretty

in a whole lot of crazy.

The world changed

when Superman flew across the sky.

And then it changed again

when he didn't.

Remember.

And that is why I'm here.

Suicide squad

Hello, Amanda.

We lose a national hero...

But you sit there looking like

the cat that ate the canary.

I've eaten a lot of canaries.

It's taken some work.

But I finally have them.

The worst of the worst.

There's rumors, Amanda that...

Some of them have abilities.

The rumors are right.

You know what the problem

with a metahuman is?

The human part.

We got lucky with Superman.

He shared our values.

The next Superman might not.

You're playing with fire, Amanda.

I'm fighting fire with fire.

You are not going to pitch us that task

force x project of yours again, are you?

Yes

but this time, you're gonna listen.

Floyd lawton, aka Deadshot.

Deadshot

family:
Daughter, ex-wife

he's the most wanted hitman

in the world.

Let's say he has an elite clientele.

What?

Hey, Angelo.

This is the exterminator you called

for your rat problem.

My account's looking a little thin.

No one gets paid until

what needs to get done gets done.

Nope. That's not the rules.

No money, no honey.

Whoa, here is your boy right now.

With about 20 of his

new best friends.

I'm still seeing zeroes over here, Angie.

Listen.

Stop being cute and do your job!

Oh.

They're taking him outta the car now.

In about 30 seconds,

your window is gonna close forever.

Okayay, okay, okay.

Relax.

There was an accounting error.

We sent it.

Now double it for being a d*ckhead.

You got 10 seconds.

We're not the kind of people

you play with.

Did you just...

Did you threaten me?

This dude's gonna get a sore throat

from all the singing he's about to do.

You son of a b*tch.

Pleasure doing business with you, Angie.

But everyone has a weakness.

And a weakness can be leveraged.

His is an 11-year-old

honor student in Gotham city.

His daughter.

So we watched her and waited.

You should talk to mama more.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Mama stays in bed a lot.

Yeah.

She's still going out at night?

Dad, it's okay.

I can take care of her.

I know how to make pancakes now.

Hey babe, that's beautiful.

She's supposed to be taking

care of you, you know.

That's how that's

supposed to work.

I want you to come live with me.

All right? I came into some resources.

I'm gonna get us spot.

It's gonna be nice, all right?

Mama says I can't live with you

because you kill people.

That's not true. That's a lie.

She's lying to you.

Daddy...

I know you do bad things.

Don't worry.

I still love you.

Come on.

And you caught him?

Not me.

I just gave an anonymous tip

to the right guy in Gotham city.

I'mma figure this out.

All right?

It's over, Deadshot.

I don't want to do this

in front of your daughter.

Daddy, please.

Zoe, move!

Please Daddy.

Don't do it.

Please.

Don't do it.

All right.

I love you, Daddy.

So now we have the man

who never misses.

Where'd you put him?

Let's just say. I put him in a hole

and threw away the hole.

Harley Quinn.

Accomplice to the murder of Robin

ARKHAM:

Before she ran off

and joined the circus...

She was known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel.

A psychiatrist at Arkham asylum.

She was assigned to the clown himself.

Dr. Quinzel.

You know,

I live for these moments with you.

What do you got?

I got you a kitty.

So thoughtful.

She thought she was curing him...

But she was falling in love.

There is something you

could do for me, doctor

Anything.

I mean, yeah.

I need a machine gun.

A machine gun?

Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.

Get off me!

Get...!

What do we have here?

I did everything you said.

I helped you.

You helped me by erasing my mind

what in memories I had!

Now,

you left me in a black hole

of rage and confusion.

Am I not the medicine you practice,

Dr. Quinzel?

What are you gonna do?

You gonna kill me, Mr. J?

What?

Oh, I'm not gonna kill you.

I'm just gonna hurt ya...

really, really bad.

You think so?

Well, I can take it.

I wouldn't want you to break those

perfect porcelain cap teeth

when the juice hits your brain.

La la.

La la la.

They became the king and

queen of Gotham city.

And god help anyone

who disrespected the queen.

We finally meet.

He don't shake hands.

But sit down and have a drink.

Hey, J.

On behalf of everybody,

welcome back.

I wanted to come by and

personally say thank you.

You making me good money.

I'm making you good money.

Are you sweet talking me?

Ha. Ha. Ha.

I love this guy.

He's so intense!

You're lucky man.

You got a bad b*tch.

Oh, that she is.

The fire in my loins.

The itch in my crotch.

The one, the only,

the infamous Harley Quinn!

Oh, come to Daddy.

- Puddin'!

- Oh yeah.

Listen..

You are my gift to this

handsome hunka hunka!

You belong to him now.

Well.

You're cute!

You want me?

I'm all yours.

I don't want no beef.

You don't want no beef?

You don't want no beef?

- Why, what's wrong? You don't like me?

- You don't want no beef?

Fine.

Don't waste my time then.

This is your lady.

Look...

Are you enjoying yourself?

No.

That's your lady, joker.

- That's right.

- Yeah.

Yo, J.

And that was just the beginning.

Come on, puddin'.

Do it!

Oh...

We have got company.

Batsy, Batsy, Batsy.

She's crazier than him.

And more fearless.

Stupid bat, you're ruining date night!

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